@iowahawkblog @3YearLetterman We had to end our messages with /S in the way way back and long ago times of digital communication
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Robert Fakes
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@3YearLetterman I realize not everybody is familiar with my oeuvre, but I am just amazed at how many people are clearly incapable of comprehending the very concept of sarcasm whatsoever
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If the US is allowed to simply invade Venezuela and kidnap their president, what's to stop Venezuela from a retaliatory invasion to kidnap the US president?
Bet you never thought about that one, huh
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@DefiantLs We had dehydrated beef patties... only made them for a couple years in the late 80s, that's how bad they were.
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@LuckyMcGee Pfft, you all spoiled now-a-days. Show me a dehydrated beef patty MRE with fruit cake in it and I'll start to worry. :P
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@darksandpiper Want in one hand, poop in the other, and tell me which one fills up first.
And we're off like a hard of turtles.
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I'd love to see tons of videos from all over the United States showcasing the theme "America is Cool!" Like, what's cool in your area, geography, history, whatever, that's just kinda low-key or high-key awesome? Like an anti-critical America theory.
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@awstar11 @neoavatara There's been over 8 amnesties over the last 40 years or so, time to get draconian.
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@neoavatara If you’ve been here more than 10 years and haven’t caused any more problems & have used social services, then maybe permanent status. Otherwise deport
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@OvernightHaulin @damintoell 5, I'm in a combative mood and I've smuggled a fifth of fireball on board.
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No one ever puts me in one of those “choose your seat on the plane” memes
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@TimothySandefur Worse where I am... the 10c didn't even go to recycling... the store pockets it
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My replies are full of Twitter Experts who ACTUALLY THINK plastic bag bans are good for the envnmt—& then call other ppl stupid.
Do the reading, geniuses packagingdive.com/news/plastic-b…
wired.com/2016/06/bannin…
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…
packagingdive.com/news/plastic-b…
chicagobooth.edu/review/why-ban…
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@lordthx1139 @Oilfield_Rando Gawd, I had forgotten about beef stroganoff!
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@Oilfield_Rando Hotdogs in Mac and cheese.
Grilled cheese and tomato soup.
Hamburger Helper, Beef Stroganoff.
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Zoomer GF has never had sloppy joes or sh*t on a shingle.
Buckle up babe, we’re taking a voyage into the wonderful world of Poor Millennial childhood food!!!
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@Goldendomer316 @Oilfield_Rando We couldn't afford biscuits, had to just use toast! 😂
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@Oilfield_Rando Next you’ll tell us she never had biscuits and gravy. What kinda commie pinko you hooking up with??🤣🤣
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@Oilfield_Rando Oh, and cube steak for those special nights instead of hungry man frozen dinners!
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@Oilfield_Rando Throw some spam and Vienna sausages on wonder bread for good measure.
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@ChanceThought @WallStreetSilv I live in CA and that's what I was guessing. I want to see the receipt.
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"I just got back from the grocery store"
"Am I the only one that feels like they just can't do it anymore?"
"I bought the cheapest stuff"
"This is all I purchased. That's it"
"Take a guess at what it costs and you're probably wrong"
"$123 with all my discounts for barely two nights of dinner"
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Source TikTok big_riig
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@PincheMeelo @MelissaBW @LuckyMcGee It was awesome. We'd ride 5 miles to the country store picking up cans and bottles to recycle for candy and sodas.
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@MelissaBW @LuckyMcGee That’s just the way it was back then. Great times. For us we would be gone on our bikes all over and even to different neighborhoods without asking or being asked. 😄
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