Tanya Simpson

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Norwich City have now gone a full calendar year without losing at Carrow Road. Only Man City have a longer unbeaten record at home in English football.

@Raisinmeister @CoriEmmaBailey Have you checked the toilets?

Managed to lose a sock at work today.... I blame @CoriEmmaBailey

Whatever may or may not change, to be rid of a gang of immoral rapacious contemptuous entitled incompetent dishonest arrogant avaricious feudal sociopaths as a government, has to be on balance a good thing, doesn’t it?

Change. Today, you can vote for it.

@Raisinmeister @ShitChester You can only speak as you find but I have always found Park Medical in Hoole to be what it needs to be for a lady over a certain age!!!

Hoping to tap into @ShitChester's health hive mind. Having moved house I'm thinking about changing GP surgery (great excuse to leave my current one!). Any reccs for surgeries based around the north of the city centre? Bonus points if they're good with 'women of a certain age'

@Raisinmeister @flightradar24 And then we need to name them all in the style of Scottish gritters.

New app idea. @flightradar24 but for ice cream vans 🍦

@BettyShmem It's soo sad. You could just feel how much they care about each other and just absolutely love their road trips. Such a loss xx 😢

Never normally shed tears for celebrity deaths, but here we are. #RIPDave #HairyBikers

@Raisinmeister Really no need is there?

Gratuitous nighttime beach shots *Some viewers may find this content upsetting*

@Raisinmeister @PaysanChester Let there be chicken!

Hey @PaysanChester, next Monday is a couple of important anniversaries - some fictional bloke came back from the dead and this gal was born. Will there be chicken to commemorate these equally momentous occasions?

@Raisinmeister @artichokebistro Such a brave girl!

A little treat for getting through another Monday

I think we all know Gary Lineker would make a better Home Secretary, and is efficient enough to still keep doing Match of the Day on the side.

@Raisinmeister Back at ya!!!! Xxxx

Merry Christmas y'all 🎄

@Raisinmeister She is going to be very, very cross, list or no list!!!

Wasn't expecting to tick one off while I was away, but thanks to my inability to sleep, I watched a pretty impressive sunrise today! #40for40

@helslacy @GarethJSimpson @Raisinmeister @Gritstoneeco Wow it really is the day for u turns!! Never again has changed to willing to listen!! 😜

@GarethJSimpson @Raisinmeister @tarnywheels @Gritstoneeco …. I’m willing to listen to suggestions

Before #MedalMonday closes I’m dropping this in, yesterday was a tough one for many reasons but I got there over the finish line of the metric marathon & claimed my Chester triple medal! Thanks to the support crew & my fellow idiot @GarethJSimpson #NeverAgain

@Raisinmeister @chestermarathon Amen sister! I am exhausted! Drained both emotionally and physically.!

There's been a lot of talk about the athletes completing the @chestermarathon today, but spare a thought for us supporters. We've had to do a lot of standing around drinking coffee, some occasional cheering & then acting interested in a mile-by-mile account of the day. Exhausting

@GarethJSimpson @helslacy @ClaireRaisin It was an arduous day for Claire and I that's for sure; standing there, drinking coffee, trying to spot you both in the crowds......!!!

Well that’s a wrap folks… I never knew such hills existed and that was made more fun with an out and back route which I’m sure @helslacy would agree with. Best not forget the efforts of our support crew and the challenges that @tarnywheels and @ClaireRaisin faced. 😉

Lots of love to the brilliant (but little bit crazy) @helslacy and @GarethJSimpson running the @chestermarathon today. May your feet be swift, your hamstrings be stretchy and your lungs be voluminous 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏼‍♂️ #GoodLuck

Today I heard from a parent that their son was terribly upset when he got covid, because it would ruin his 100% attendance record. At the end of the year, those with 100% get book tokens & certificates in assembly. Here’s why policies like that should stop. 1/

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.