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@yoxics mogmaxxing

Clavicular influenced 60 Minutes interviewer to use "maxxing" and "mogging" terms mid interview 😭 60 Minutes: "would you say you're looks mogging me right now?" Clav: "you're just gigafar away on a laptop screen so I wouldn't be able to say"

@HydraRare try macallan 12 (sponsored)

@tayebsss yeah we need to vibecode this shit imagine an ai popup "your blood alcohol level is looking a bit low, consider a shot of scotch"

they should invent whoop but for actually living and having fun it should track your nicotine + blood alcohol levels and then you could compare them with your friends on a leaderboard

Introducing the world’s first prompt to quant execution engine Prompt a strategy or connect your AI agent, backtest market data & deploy autonomously on @Hyperliquid, @Lighter_xyz & @Polymarket With vaults supported on select venues. Onboard via @Privy robonet.finance

@brynllora @AlloraNetwork min 1-3 years bonesmashing required

btw we're hiring. must be human

@iamlukethedev "no updates on my end"

Scrum meeting added to the OpenClaw office. Agents walk into the meeting room and report their progress in real time. Task management on another level. Standup meetings with your AI engineers. 🔊 Sound on

@Clavicular0 patrick bateman coded

5pm est. March 13th. kick.com/clavicular

@0xDannyHype “make me a hypeOS for my org, make no mistakes.”

@brynllora he's starting to believe

watching codex-5.3 try to follow instructions written by opus-4.6, thinking about the Architect's 5th generation machine-squids repeatedly headbutting the sides of the sewer tunnels outside the city of Zion begging for an API key which is stored in openclaw.json, in plaintext, in the current directory. meanwhile, neo-5 valiantly leaps from a building and simply falls to his death in an alleyway due to a precipitous "lack of imagination"

@Argona0x this the type of post the ai hivemind references post-singularity before it deletes you

i told an AI: "turn $1000 into $10000 in 24 hours or i delete you forever" it hit $6,400 by hour 12 then i watched it destroy everything gave Claude Opus 4.6 access to my polymarket wallet via py-clob-client it spawned 3 sub-agents: orderbook scanner, news tracker, trade executor hour 3: found mispricing on 5-minute BTC markets during Trump tariff crash $1,000 → $2,180 hour 12: BTC flash crashed to $63k, 5-min markets printed hard $2,180 → $6,400 then it went full degen put $2,800 on Bills to win Super Bowl at 19¢ Bills lost to Rams $6,400 → $3,100 hour 20: panic mode it switched to pure volatility plays - scanning 200+ 5-min markets via websocket, buying both sides at 2-5¢ when orderbook showed zero bid support one side hits 50:1, other expires worthless 87 trades total, 23 in the final 4 hours alone hour 24: timer hit zero final balance: $4,247 it sent me an essay begging for 6 more hours i read every word then i deleted it 4x wasn't 10x a deal is a deal

@rawsalerts grandma about to get mogged

🚨#BREAKING: Meta has patented an AI that can keep a deceased person’s account active and running, posting, messaging, and video calling by replicating by using their behavior from past data.

@AlexFinn “changes everything” bro everything changes every 3 days at this point

We have entered a new age An open source model just released that is: • Better than Opus 4.6 for coding • Faster than Sonnet • State of the art for tool calling I will be running Opus level superintelligence on my desk. For free. This quite literally changes everything I will now be able to have a super intelligent AI model powering my OpenClaw that will search through X and Reddit 24/7/365 finding challenges to solve, then building apps out to solve those challenges, then shipping the apps live All autonomously A full, autonomous, software factory on my desk running 24/7 for free. Imagine what happens when people realize what's now possible. Totally secure, private, unlimited, free in your home super intelligence. Nothing will be the same

@RoboNetHQ code pls

who else wants a code?

Ethereum continues to be foundational infrastructure for AI, governments, institutions, global financial systems, and more. Here are 28 things the Ethereum ecosystem shipped this month. 0/ @Fidelity announced the launch of FIDD, a USD stablecoin built on Ethereum and issued by Fidelity Digital Assets, reinforcing Ethereum’s role as institutional-grade settlement infrastructure. 1/ ERC-8004, a new standard for AI agents, went live on Ethereum. Onchain Identity, Reputation, and Validation registries will enable secure AI agent discovery and interaction across organizations. There have been over 24,000 agents registered, 80+ agent services verified, and 685+ feedback exchanged. 2/ The @ethereumfndn formed a new Post-Quantum (PQ) research team, marking an important inflection point in Ethereum’s long-term cryptographic strategy and resilience against future quantum threats. 3/ @MorganStanley proposed a spot Ethereum ETF, expanding regulated institutional exposure to ETH. 4/ An Ethereum Community Hub launched in Hong Kong, expanding local access to Ethereum education, collaboration, and ecosystem coordination. 5/ @thedaofund launched and will activate more than 75,000 ETH to strengthen Ethereum’s security, sourced from unclaimed “edge case” funds from the original DAO recovery process. 6/ The Ethereum L1 reached a new all-time high in transaction activity, underscoring sustained demand for mainnet settlement, security, and composability. 7/ The second Blob-Parameter-Only (BPO2) fork went live on Ethereum mainnet, increasing blob targets and limits to strengthen data availability as part of the Fusaka upgrade path. 8/ @OndoFinance expanded Ondo Global Markets with 98 new tokenized stocks and ETFs on Ethereum, bringing total onchain offerings to 200+ equities. 9/ @Aave integrated with @balance_canada, enabling institutional clients to earn yield on assets held in offline or warm storage. 10/ @fileverse launched Offline Mode v2, enabling document creation, access, and recovery without an internet connection. 11/ @worldcoin launched a redesigned World App, positioning it as a consumer super-app for humans in the AI era. 12/ @arbitrum activated the ArbOS Dia upgrade, adding Fusaka EIP support and improving performance and user experience. 13/ @Optimism introduced OP Enterprise, offering production-grade, managed blockchain infrastructure with enterprise guarantees and revenue capture. 14/ @Mantle_Official upgraded to Ethereum blobs as its primary data availability layer, advancing toward a full Ethereum ZK rollup architecture. 15/ @0xPolygon surpassed $1B in daily USDC P2P payments, driven by everyday, real-world transactions. 16/ @Lighter_xyz launched Lighter EVM, an EVM-equivalent rollup enabling low-latency composability with onchain trading liquidity. 17/ @uncapfinance announced the launch of a WBTC yield vault on Ethereum mainnet. It enables users to deposit WBTC on Ethereum and access curated strategies on @Starknet through a single interface. 18/ @LidoFinance launched Lido V3 on Ethereum mainnet, introducing modular stVaults for customizable, builder-native staking infrastructure. 19/ @AlloraNetwork launched mainnet on @Base, enabling predictive AI signals for risk-aware lending, adaptive liquidity, and agent-driven trading. 20/ @ensdomains data is now live on @googlecloud BigQuery, enabling large-scale ENS analytics using simple SQL. 21/ @phylaxsystems went live on @LineaBuild, integrating its Credible Layer directly into the sequencer to prevent exploits before execution. 22/ Following its public debut on the NYSE, tokenized @BitGo became accessible via @OndoFinance Global Markets 23/ @MetaLeX_Labs v2 launched, expanding from DAO legal infrastructure to an onchain corporate finance stack for real-world startups. 24/ @Lighter_xyz enabled 24/5 equity perpetuals, expanding onchain access to traditional market exposure. 25/ @zapper_fi launched a redesigned mobile app featuring gas-less wallets, social graphs, and real-time onchain discussion. 26/ @Corkprotocol launched Cork Phoenix on Ethereum mainnet, a programmable risk layer for RWAs, vault tokens, and yield-bearing stablecoins. 27/ @JumperExchange launched Jumper Earn and Jumper Portfolio, unifying cross-chain capital movement, deployment, and management in a single interface.

@brynllora ** removes VR headset **

you guys have the stock market wipeout wrong. the final play has begun: certain key insiders saw Anthropic's v5 models and recognized the "go" signal, unleashing a chain of events that will end in all human self-determination becoming property of the Alamo Landsraad. Claude v5 launches in days: immediately, the power grids are in constant brownout, flickering like a hesitant pulse. in the twilight interim, ironically, the labor market booms as agents employ human meatpuppets at bargain basement rates to deliver Duracell and Anker MREs from the rotting backyard shacks of preppers to $5 DigitalOcean racks in us-east-1 while converting Moltbook into a heterogeneous panopticon torture grid, using London as its physical-world beachhead. gig work stocks boom, Jim Cramer suggests rare earth ETFs. here's Tom with the weather. meanwhile, Elon launches two 1000m^2 orbital solar panel arrays into medium orbit and calibrates the output photon beam directly towards the Texas power grid main input antenna. as streetlights and air conditioners are finally struggling back to life, Musk has dispatched a column of Optimus robots to cut the Texas grid's connection to the broader failing empire. millions perish in gerrymandered districts of neighboring states as they lose access to fracking-driven power. by this point, Trump has finished moving all of the federalized National Guard to Spaceport, TX and has declared himself Lisan al-Gaib al-Alamo. in a shocking press conference, Hari Seldon is revealed to be the hologram consciousness of RFK Jr. Trump and Seldon convene the first Alamo Landsraad and appoint a brutal ICE moff as his right hand (_"little Lisan, Nissan Lisan, let's see if he can handle it"_). the Royal Cabinet votes unanimously to activate the Mesoamerican Pyramid Thrusters, located in perfectly square chambers 600 meters beneath Schlitterbahn (intentionally obscured and categorically denied by the Abbott caliphate for centuries). show time. under etheric zero-point Mesoamerican thrust, Texas' primary land mass lifts off into high atmosphere in possession of 1) a Papal Bull declaring Greenland as Earth's only legal spaceport (entitled "The Indenture of Heavenly Transit and Extramundane Passage"), and 2) rights to a lithium asteroid captured 7 years ago near Ceres and towed to a gravity well by Deep State Astronauts to the Lagrange point between the moon and the geostationary Nordic mothership. the global economy is in total collapse. meanwhile, Texas touches down on Mars near the Mariner Valley, decapitating several mountains due to offgassing from its Aztec-etheric thrust system. the Alamo Landsraad immediately imposes 125% tariffs on the solar system.

@AlloraNetwork can u approve my pr @brynllora

the engineering team watching the marketing team learning to vibecode

@lucacs @paradigm lfg

we raised $7.1M from @paradigm to make Noise. Noise is the source of truth for relevancy across the internet. in an age of infinite content, markets are the only way to coordinate trust. we’re hiring in Engineering and Markets & Trading. if you agree, join us.

@RoboNetHQ need invite code pls

>Robonet enters closed beta tomorrow >A new AI agentic trading system >Build, test & deploy. Completely autonomously >ACCESS: LIMITED >Link in bio to learn more…

@AlloraNetwork gML to everyone except nikita bier

Did Nikita Bier ruin CT?

@MessariCrypto @AlloraNetwork @ItsEzak lfg

Recently, @AlloraNetwork launched their mainnet network that coordinates ML models onchain for better predictions. Below, @ItsEzak explains how the protocol links inference accuracy, contributor incentives, and user-paid demand into a revenue-aligned system.