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@1234jscot @Real_Ames I was noticing the whole time his harness is upside down 😵‍💫🤣

@Real_Ames Poor little dog spending his life with crazy. Little fella is like “Help me somebody please!”

Ah yes… the VIP has arrived. While a full line of ordinary peasants patiently waited their turn at the pharmacy, this woman made a grand entrance and marched straight to the front — because clearly the rules of waiting in line apply to everyone except her. When the employees politely suggested she join the line like the rest of humanity, she responded with eye rolls, attitude, and a performance worthy of an awards show. Customers stared, staff tried to stay professional, and the line just watched the spectacle unfold. Apparently, prescriptions work faster when you skip the line and add a little extra rudeness. Who knew?

@hxxntrr Sequence

you paid some youtube guru $5,000 to "fix your business credit" he sent you 3 pdfs and told you to apply for amex you got denied lmfaooo bro you didn't buy coaching you bought a google search from 2019 here's what that mf didn't tell you about bank algorithms: every "business credit guru" selling courses is teaching dead strategies "just get your dun & bradstreet number!" "establish trade lines!" "apply when you're ready!" meanwhile they're personally using the sequence i'm about to expose because if everyone knew this shit it would stop working tomorrow the truth about credit approvals: banks have a shared nervous system it's called Early Warning Services (EWS) they see everything in real-time when you apply to 3 banks randomly: - chase sees you applied - amex sees chase saw - bofa sees everyone watching - all 3 think you're desperate - DENIED DENIED DENIED your guru knows this but sold you the "apply and pray" method anyway here's how the real players move: THE GHOST CARD SEQUENCE: day 1 - 6:47am EST: hit amex business gold (they don't report for 60 days) invisible to other banks $50k approved day 3 - 2:15pm EST: hit chase ink preferred (can't see amex yet) thinks you're virgin clean $30k approved day 5 - 11:30am EST: hit capital one spark (still can't see shit) approves based on "clean" profile $40k approved day 8 - 4:45pm EST: hit bank of america (sees some activity but not all) wants to compete $35k approved $155k in 8 days zero conflicts zero red flags your guru: "build relationships first!" reality: banks are computers running excel the timing breakdown: monday morning: amex (highest approval rates) wednesday afternoon: chase (after lunch reviews) friday morning: capital one (quota pressure) next monday evening: bofa (end of day desperation) but here's the fucking nuclear part: each bank has different reporting delays: amex: 60-90 days before reporting chase: 30 days typically capital one: 45 days usually bofa: immediate (that's why they go last) local banks: never report business cards so you stack them strategically: - slow reporters first - fast reporters last - local banks as backup the "gurus" charging $5k for this? they don't even know this exists they're teaching you to: - "fix your personal credit first!" (irrelevant) - "get vendor accounts!" (useless) - "build business history!" (fake requirement) meanwhile i just gave you $155k worth of approvals in a twitter thread for free but wait, there's levels to this shit: THE MULTIPLIER METHOD: once you have those 4 cards... get an EIN for a second business repeat the sequence different business = different profile same person, double funding then get a third EIN and a fourth and a fifth 5 businesses x $155k = $775k available credit all at 0% apr all from the same human your guru: "one business at a time!" me: "why?" the protection play: use business 1 for operations business 2 for inventory business 3 for marketing business 4 for emergencies business 5 for travel/points one fails? four others keep running irs audits one? others untouched lawsuit hits one? money protected in others this is how real money moves not through "net 30 accounts" not through "trade references" through systematic exploitation of bank algorithms current stats from this method: clients funded last 30 days: 67 average approval: $147k highest approval: $340k total funded: $9.8M success rate: 94% the 6% who failed? didn't follow the sequence exactly tried to "improve" it or listened to their guru instead real example from last week: dude paid $8k for business credit program got denied everywhere came to me defeated ran the sequence: monday: amex $75k approved wednesday: chase $50k approved friday: capital one $45k approved monday: bofa $40k approved $210k in one week after his "$8k guru" got him zero the guru's response? "you weren't ready yet" lmfaooooo here's what's actually happening: these "gurus" are affiliates they get paid when you apply through their links whether you're approved or not they don't give a fuck about your funding they need you to fail so you buy the "advanced" program then the "vip" coaching then the "done for you" service it's a fucking pyramid of incompetence meanwhile the real sequence is: 1. amex (ghost period exploiter) 2. chase (velocity optimizer) 3. cap one (middle ground safety) 4. bofa (competitive FOMO) 5. local banks (relationship backup) that's it that's the whole fucking system worth more than every course combined your move: keep paying gurus for pdfs or execute what i just gave you one path costs $5k and fails one path costs $0 and funds you but honestly? most of you won't do shit you'll save this tweet never execute then wonder why you're broke that's fine less competition for those who move reply w/ "SEQUENCE" n ill send - exact urls to apply - specific answers for applications - backup sequences if denied - the 10-business multiplication method (must be following or ngmi)

@RealKhalilU 2

Which vehicle goes first?

@big_yemm Our 6 different moods from all of these things 🤣

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause. Wtf do men deal with ?

@aruhabushimun @Yahoo I noticed this too. I randomly got logged out of my yahoo email and I can’t get back in.. that was one of my main emails too I’m so annoyed. It wasn’t hacked it doesn’t seem either. 😤😤

@DieselChoo @FedEx @FedExHelp Lmk what you find out because same.

@FedEx @FedExHelp can you help with a package that hasn’t moved in weeks? It was originally supposed to arrive on 9/24/2025 and it’s been in Memphis since. Help please?

@semillerimages @FedExHelp Mine has been stuck at Memphis for over a week like this as well with no update. I see other people are saying it’s been months and nothing.. I think we are doomed for getting our packages.

@FedExHelp Two days in a row getting “delivery by end of the day” after “by 1:30pm”. Maybe try to actually give a more accurate delivery time - usually you all are right on point!

@JackWallace888 Nahhhh he always had a little tick in his face when we wasn’t talking. Always noticed the faces he’d make in his videos, and wondered if he might’ve been slightly on the spectrum

PAY ATTENTION TO HIS NECK ⚠️ This was posted only 3 days before… CHIP IMPLANTED⁉️

@CrimeWatchMpls It did in the crowd. Gym was way over capacity, kids started fighting in the stands and 100 people ran across the court in the middle of the game trying to film as if Drake just walked in. The remaining games cancelled. Terrible fan experience all around.

Getting a lot of messages about large police activity at Eden Prairie HS. Supposedly a large brawl broke out at the AAU basketball game.

@nickrgrs This is how I’ve been living the last 1.5 years. 100% recommend.

apartment lease is done decided im gonna go to random sick locations, airbnb for 2-3 months each why sign a 12 month contract when i dont need to a life with ZERO strings attached, get up and LEAVE when i want probably will do this until i build myself a house

Switching things up. Been incorporating Olympic lifting for most of my workout days, but switching it up to Pilates! Pilates princesses- what kinds of workouts do you mix in for off days? #pilates #lifetime #workoutadvice

His creations 🤍🙏🏾

We love a new high series 🥹 bowling’s so therapeutic.

Woke up early with so much gratitude today, closed a 10k PIF, then immediately after went to bowling league and bowled this my first game. Loving this little life 😌 #remotesales #highticketcloser #bowling

You know what industry doesn’t give a fuck about where you come from or what gender you are? Sales. I’ve seen women dominate men in production. Black guys getting rich. White guys getting hired fresh out of college. Guys with speech impediments slinging deals. Fuck salaries

The California fires left these white crosses on Malibu Hill untouched. ✝️🙏🏻

@NBC2 It looks like the car ran part of it over maybe that’s why it’s chomping so hard 🥹

A North Fort Myers resident captured video of a gator appearing from the floodwaters during Hurricane Milton.

@MarceloMonasi @benkrsnak Just opened yesterday 🙌🏾

@benkrsnak What is the estimated time for this steakhouse to open? Exciting news!

Renderings of the new steakhouse opening at West End in St Louis Park called Boketto

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