William Bristow

For those looking for a linktree, here... tired of everyone saying "You're not professional if you don't have a Linktree"... I don't stream to be professional, I stream to be me! linktr.ee/tba_b

@Crumps2 sorry, I farted

Its nice outside and my neighbors and I have opened the windows for the first time since last fall. BEEP Same place that has been beeping since I moved in 15 months ago. How fucking long does a "low battery" last in a smoke detector nowadays?

Hippity hoppity you're all but the Mets property

@WeekInArenaBall Game been that bad for AZ?

@KieranBCAFC @TimbersFC @MLS Thought it would be Oscar Mayer or Heinz trying to sell mustard

@TimbersFC @MLS The MLS "King of cards" is brought to you by state farm! State farm! Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

King of Cards 🟨 Diego Chara is now the @MLS all-time leader in yellow cards with 124

@FrameAGame Hades

Which game deserves to sit in a frame with this plaque?

@nixi_pw Do what you need to do for the contract you deserve. Enjoy the smartass news also!

Wait, why is this a news story 😭 Fork found in kitchen, guys

@aaliyahvtuber_ I thought I had the right woman a few times, relationship didn't form due to one reason or another.

Like seriously, how on earth do single guys give the best relationship advice but are still single???

@VintageFB @UrinatingTree

Who remembers this 😭

@Sec103Rising I second this. It is frustrating to see the team unable to put a full game together. Is it due to injured players? Is it lack of chemistry? Does Pa have the players he need?

It’s not that we’ve been awful. We’ve had flashes here and there. The frustrating part is that we haven’t put the flashes together and that the effort doesn’t seem to be there sometimes.

I love @PHXRisingFC and always will. But the beginning of this USL campaign has been tough.

@PhxRasta why I shared it. why I chant with ya'll. why I enjoy being around the Bandidos to cheer a win and feel a loss. #Passionoverprofit

This shit is wild yo

@CardPurchaser went to yesterday and today's Braves vs D-Backs

Have you been to a baseball game yet this year?

@Sec103Rising I'm afraid to ask if the team knows that the game started yet

Can’t come back if you don’t give up the first goal!

We come to support, not to sell season tickets for the front office. Passion over profit. #RBNY

@MrAzSports Hell of a pitchers duel tonight

Dbacks lose.. hard to win a game when you have 2 hits & give up 2 home runs.. I am over the Carlos Santana experiment. Sewald has 2 saves but giving up 2 runs tonight was not good. What stood out?

@PHNX_Dbacks In fairness, I was there as a Braves fan #BravesCountry

Eduardo Rodriguez just tossed 7 scoreless innings and nobody in the home crowd cared to give this man a standing ovation. Be better, D-backs fans.

@MrAzSports yep, I was there... took me by surprise... a bucket list item you never expect to get scratched off. Seemed like he wanted someone to open the gate as an escape plan

Streaker at the Diamondbacks game made the security guard look silly 🤣

Of the best, which is the best?

@YanPeronn ... you do an excellent job

In case you didn't watch sports today: >OKC beat the Lakers by 43. >Kirk Cousins signed a $172,000,000.00 deal with Raiders. >Tiger Woods said he was on the phone with Trump after his crash. >Neymar said a ref was bad tonight cuz he was on her period. >Luka Doncic left game vs OKC with a hamstring injury. Will have MRI Friday. >Toronto Maple Leafs got eliminated from playoff contention. >Buffon quit his role on the Italian Football Federation. >LALIGA announced Polymarket as their exclusive prediction market partner. >Phil Mickelson will miss The Masters due to family health matter. >Harden officially clinched his 17th straight playoff appearance (4th longest streak all time). >Spurs without Wemby beat the Clippers by 19. Spurs up to 59 wins (11 in a row). >Trail Blazers won their 40th game of the season (40-38). >Pistons without Cade beat Wolves without Edwards. >Kon Knuppel broke Kemba Walker’s record of most 3s in a season by a Hornet. >Hornets beat Suns by 20. >Jared McCain revealed what nail polish he had on while beating the Lakers by 50. ‘Work Hard Play Pink’ >Nathan MacKinnon becomes first player to score 50 goals in the NHL this season. >Minnesota Wild clinch playoff spot. >Vancouver Canucks will officially finish with the fewest points in the NHL for the first time in 50 years. >LA Kings tied the record for more OT games in a season with 30. >2019 DPOY, Stephon Gilmore announced retirement. >A Virginia judge denied Virginia QB Chandler Morris’ request to play a 7th year of College football. >KC Royals’ catcher Carter Jensen wasn’t in the lineup tonight cuz he overslept. >Josh Allen had a kid. I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

@nhl94dotcom wrong controller

A signed collectable by Jeremy Roenick. Spot the error! Via east coast collectibles.