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@CrownsAndThings @hubs_82 How do we capitalize and sell this to @UberEats or @Grubhub for advertising?

This is my all time FAVOURITE Twitter thread @tch917 @hubs_82

@CrownsAndThings @hubs_82 I’m just fluffy and enjoy food! It made it easy

@tch917 @hubs_82 Well your contribution was flawless so I never would’ve even know lol

@CrownsAndThings @hubs_82 I have not been that creative before or since

@tch917 @hubs_82 It truly was so perfect lol

@amber00827 Don’t insult trash like that!

Hicks and Gallo. AKA The Trash Bros.

@britx94 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy birthday to me 💕

I will not shut up about this. Unfollow me now if it annoys you. I’m not going away until my kids are safer. Ever. Fuck your guns. And fuck you.

@andallya I got ugly and ugly so I’m just gonna see myself out now.

I got “a clown” and “a disappointment” 😳

@amber00827 LETS GO! @Yankees

Let’s win both! I’m hella greedy

@M_Marakovits This is heart breaking news. But Chad will come back better than ever he has so much heart.

Chad Green will have Tommy John surgery #yankees

@girldrawsghosts My wife wears crocs! I’d much rather she’d wear these over crocs 😂

@britx94 Same! Most of the time when I go to Yankee games it’s to see them play the Orioles in Camden Yards. I was so happy for him to see him get the call up!

Not an orioles fan but excited for Adley Rutschman

@britx94 94 here in PA

It’s going to be 81 degrees sat omg

@MegaQuack24 Way to go Emma!

At the beginning of the school year, she was entering Kindergarten for a repeat year and hardly knew how to read a sentence. We just read the WHOLE entirety of Green Eggs and Ham and now I’m crying 😭😭 This homeschool shit has been EXHAUSTING but hard work pays off 💚

@JefePil HELL YEAH!

Evan Neal. It's Evan Neal right?

@LicensePlateGuy I can finally exhale.

IT'S 10000000% NEAL

@FittieSmalls I can exhale for now!

YesssssssssssdbfcddfhhbjuygdsssfvvvhuijbghhbbThankYouGiantssssszsfbvffy

@Jane_Doe82 @elonmusk

We all hate how we look in these stupid tiny little circles, right? Hey @elonmusk can you make me look good in one centimeter of space? Not like outer space. Like, the distance from the tip of your penis to your balls

@tch917 Haaaa you’re funny😂

Straw should be investigated for climbing that wall for sure