uncle chavey

@HughJanus556 They must be in touch with my toilet paper manufacturer!

Survive a post apocalypse zombie outbreak in urban South Korea. Nakwon Last Paradise is a multiplayer PvEvP zombie game inspired by The Last of Us Factions, and Day Z. Survival RPG with very rare firearms

@LilUziVartan But I have to update my net worth spreadsheet so I know if I'm winning or losing

Reminds me of queuing up several back to back blueface songs at sports corner and everyone getting mad lmao

not a single fucking human being will make me feel bad for spending $20 on BOTH copies i get to sit my happy ass down on my couch and play pokemon on my flatscreen boys, get your emulation shit outta my face i have fire red on my phone already, and id still buy 3 copies

Chat: MARATHON SUCKS MARATHON SUCKS MARATHON SUCKS peanut: I actually really like this game. Chat: W MARATHON LETS GO BUNGIE MARATHON BEST GAME W BUNGIE.

A coworker of mine has been at the same company for 12 years. They just hired someone fresh out of college for his same position. He makes $68k after a decade of “loyalty.” The new hire’s starting salary? $72k. When he asked for a raise to match, they said “that’s just the market rate for new talent.” So he quit. Now they’re offering $80k to replace him. Make it make sense.

The Division was truly ahead of its time. Before the extraction shooter craze, we had the Dark Zone.

He Purchased McDonald's EVERY DAY For a MONTH!!!

Someone needs to be yelled at by @sircalebhammer

The “16% mortgage rate” argument is a textbook example of historical distortion through omission. Let’s break the illusion: Yes, rates were 16% in 1981 - for a few quarters. But the median home price was $70K. And median income was about $21K. That’s a 3.3x price-to-income ratio, even at peak rates. Today? Median home price is ~$430K. Median income ~$60K. That’s 7.2x price-to-income - more than double the burden. Even with lower interest rates today, the actual monthly cost of housing is higher, and the duration of debt slavery is longer. And that’s before we account for: •No student debt in 1981 •Single-income households buying homes •Employer-provided pensions •Healthcare tied to stable employment •No gig economy, no $1,200 rent for a 300 sq ft box Now let’s address Vietnam. Yes, war is horrific. But here’s the trap: Using selective trauma to deny systemic decay is a diversion tactic. You can’t compare mandatory conscription with an entire generation locked out of asset ownership forever. This isn’t about “who had it worse” It’s about who inherited a functioning system and who inherited a collapsing simulation. Stop pretending the current generation is soft. They’re resilient inside a rigged structure where every ladder has been pulled up and every escape hatch monetized. You want honesty? Here it is: Past generations struggled to survive. Ours struggles to belong in a world they no longer own. That’s the difference. And that’s the whole point.

@Dashytwo Steve Novak

@JoshDeGayner Piped by the egg

I hit a 299 yard drive yesterday and I’m not a professional athlete

It’s Erin, after I just got back from a week of traveling

Finally stocked at our local store in Michigan 🔥 @ColdOnes

He had my full attention and I believe him

WNBA is so funny, it was a nothing league, they all make like $40k or something, then that one college star shows up who seems to finally get the middle-aged middle America moms/aunts interested and do a 5x to the league’s profile, & they all want to decapitate her every play

Been laughing at this for an hour now