Tori Mortenson

the internet used to be fun! this was fun before!

They’re blasting Ethel Cain in the office (2025)

“you don’t owe anyone anything” have you tried living as if you owe everyone everything? have you experienced the deep joy of giving, of yourself, of your talents, of your possessions? have you tried to give back to the world all that it has given you and more? have you ever?

PARK THAT CAR, DROP THAT PHONE, SLEEP ON THE FLOOR, DREAM ABOUT ME

live from the RNC

old habits die screaming!!!!* (*in a cool sexy mysterious way, not an emotionally stunted at 21 years old way)

the prophecy has me reeling i fear

just realized that bodies bodies bodies answers perhaps the greatest question of our modern times (what if we took the beach house episode of girls but this time they actually kill each other?)

is there a lobotomy option specifically for eliminating the desire to pop off in the tiktok comments?

oh..no…it’s sunday…….and this is me trying just came on shuffle…………

absolutely insane night for the dark academia swifties

was already feeling physically ill with nostalgia and grief watching the holdovers and then “the wind” by cat stevens started playing lol

My dachshund gives me kisses like I’m a soft serve ice cream cone does that make sense

opening hinge for the first time in 3 months

in my gratitude era (sincere)

Me listening to GUTS

saw bottoms. cinema is BACK

I still can’t believe she named that baby renesmee

@dabalanov yes

@tea_moh should I buy calico critters

obsessed with the fact that i haven’t grown out of my teenage interests and instead are doubling down on them lol