
Teal Baker
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Teal Baker
@teal
Happy, thriving, hydrated, and in my lane | I secretly love suburban chain restaurants






being the only person masking on a flight in the middle of the worst flu season we’ve had in years is so confusing I genuinely don’t understand, being sick is SO MUCH WORSE than masking for a few hours it’s not even close, what the fuck is going on anymore







@pratyushbuddiga The forced "community" aspect is painfully accurate. Slack channels for residents that nobody uses, rooftop events that get 5 attendees. Everyone wants neighbors but nobody wants to neighbor.




anyone know how to remove the smell of cigarette smoke out of a house? 🤢 and im not talking about air fresheners. I want the air clean, not masked 😭





About 10% of America's life expectancy shortfall is due to motor vehicle accidents—fixed by Waymo and Tesla. About 18% is overdoses—that's fading now. And the lion's share of the rest is obesity-related. America will soon be buying its way out of its poor life expectancy issue.











Just explained to my assistant, Kate, why I call the morning news packet "the clips" and she can't believe it. "how long did that take?!" We actually, clipped the hard copy newspaper, made a photo copy, then put together the packets for everyone in the office. It's true!









