Tara Severance

@matthewbabula Pitt? Really? Don't make me sing Sweet Caroline for you.

Let’s go Pitt, Cincy and K state

Don’t call it that.

You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off.

We can't explain it, but putting a little line in the middle of a 7 is writing French.

@HarrisonKey Does fanfiction count? They do some niche deep dives over there.

Has anyone written the STRANGER THINGS slash TWIN PEAKS slash DANTE’s INFERNO dissertation yet

That must have been a really bad case of writer's block.

@sylvainreynard Thanks for keeping me up reading past my bedtime.💙

Thank you for reading.

Me not saying cookies solve all problems, but have you tried cookies?

My Momma put her cable bill in my name 😭

Respectfully:

A very nice touch to add a sign where the hockey player tossed the amateur golfer into the pond.

I hate to break it to you, but those babies look like they belong in the movie Labyrinth

Spell like no one is watching.

@sylvainreynard Have a lovely weekend, SR. It's finally boat season on the Gulf.💙

Hello everyone. Welcome new followers. I hope you have a great weekend,

This is Opie. He was raised by cats. Picked up a few habits he just can't shake. But it turns out loafing is super comfy, actually. 13/10

@HarrisonKey The Princess Bride

What other perfect movies are there besides WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

A long time ago, I was auditioning for the movie “The Doors” It was kind of a cattle call. They paired together potential Jims with potential Pamela‘s. And they were running behind so we were spilling out of the casting office, sitting on the porch, the lawn, and the driveway. All of a sudden, a sixties convertible came screeching up, blaring Doors Music at top volume. And a guy jumped out and strode inside: He had wild hair and he was barefoot, shirtless, and wearing nothing but a pair of tight leather pants. We all looked at each other like… Who is this guy? We were more than a little shook by the sheer audacity of his entrance. Well of course it was Val Kilmer and from that minute on, nobody else stood a chance. Rip King.

New at @Yankees games this year: Tiramisu in a helmet!

@CopsGoneWrong This makes me miss working at Bay a little. He missed the sharp left into a neighborhood and headed for the dead end, though.

That reaction time is insane 💀