Tejasvi Bhat

@aditya_reds Thanks for that clip. Have to watch it a few thousand times now!

THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT CAN GIVE YOUR DRAMA AND EMOTIONS LIKE FOOTBALL DOES. THOSE LAST 10 MINUTES IS WHY WE SUFFER THROUGH IT ALL. WHAT A NIGHT. 😍 x.com/klipsxyz/statu…

@AeroArmour can you please update about my order placed 20 days ago. AA402513. Nobody answers your customer support number or email.

@ZippyPenguin_ @AlternativeMUFC Surely must be one off cases where there was some issue. I got my order just few days back and faced no issues at all.

Over on Red Issue, there seems to be a few comments about this @AlternativeMUFC ripping off fellow reds by accepting money but not providing the product - would be nice if he could address such claims. Surely we don't have another Stephen Howson in our midst?! 😶

@FPL__Raptor Am I too late?

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Why is there so much despondency in India when there's 8% growth? Why are VCs on Christmas break in Blr so excited - but lifetime denizens making a beeline for immigrant visas? Why does the very mention of taxes give rashes? A quick 3-tier model of India explaining this:

I was at the Kensington Oval for the WC finals & this is my version of what I saw at the stadium: I was seated at long on, it was 14.4 when Klaasen hit Axar for another 6, & single handedly deflated India. By the end of the over India will have conceded 34 runs in 8 balls. Scoreboard read 30 off 30 with 6 wickets in hand. Players shoulders had dropped. Intensity was gone. South African pavillion which was right besides me, was clapping and cheering, loudest of the day. Fans mostly Indians had gone quiet. Onslaught from Miller & Klaasen was so brutal, you could feel the eerie uneasiness in the atmosphere. Fans had succumbed to lost cause, shocked at what had just happened, already talking about losing 3 finals in 12 months. Some promising never to go to another game ever. Resigning to weeks of depression and sadness that was going to ensue. Ball was now given to by no means a lanky pacer. In land of Joel Garner, the big bird, this was a small bird at best. He ran in to complete the formalities, but he had other ideas. He still had 12 legal deliveries or 40% of game to make any sort of impact. South African support staff just sat a little more upright now. Their plan to score runs off spinners had worked brilliantly, hard part of the job was already done. Each ball was an event in that over, every delivery he bowled, it felt like electricity would run through entire stadium. All the deflated, undercharged fans and players were getting turbo charged by this genius, one ball at a time. That over did not bring any wicket, but it charged everyone in that ground, he instilled belief it's not fucking over yet. Dropping shoulders were more upright now, nervous energy was rushing through SA camp. I will do injustice to describe how it felt, but best I can describe is he was the pied piper of Kensington oval, a true genius, a magician was at work that afternoon. It felt like SRK was giving his 70 minute Chak De speech or was listening Nawazuddin Siddique's Bajrangi bhaijaan news report or Vicky Kaushal's URI rally. That over was nothing but a rally cry for the stadium. Some 70 year old's in first row were banging the barricade, not worrying about their weak bodies, younger ones shouting so loud, their vocal cords would fall off, clapping so hard their hands were on the verge of bleeding. Entire stadium was now turbo charged pro max. Miller and Klaasen knew they will need to work around this magician. Their skills too pale today in front of his brilliance. In comes Hardik, India's only choice at the moment. They knew this is a golden chance to score runs off this over and game will be sealed shut. Klaasen goes after it and Hardik reaps rewards. Belief even stronger now. Hardik bowls a clutch over, manages to keep the momentum in India's favor. The pied piper comes back for his last 6 balls. Stadium was already rallying behind him, it was the time to hit the hammer. Jansen who had a poor game until now was visibly under confident. First up to Miller and it was a peach. Jansen on non striker end dreading to face the magician. His turn came on ball 4. Ball flew one bounce to boundary past Rishab Pant, but only after taking one of the bails with it. Grandstand which was built only for this world cup and was a temporary fixture could collapse any minute by the sheer thumping it was taking by the fans jubilant. Dark clouds forming over with lightning in the distance. You could not tell if it was the weather system or our very own Thor's doing who was welding his hammer. Maharaj coming in next had one job now, shield Miller from this Thor. He manages to do that but only to read 20 off 2 overs. India's best ever had 6 runs, 1 wicket coming off in his 2 overs, but more importantly he had rallied his teammates, electrified an entire stadium and made SA dressing room running firmly on nervous energy now I witnessed magic, a leader, and a spell of pace bowling in the lands of Marshall and Garner which even they would be mighty proud of.

@messedupfoods Can you give video credit to the creator @Yousuckatcookin

Why it’s called Eggplant

@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is a parody video by @Yousuckatcookin Hilarious that you have posted this like a Science fact! Well, I guess that's just how good YSAC is with his editing😂 Hope you at least give him credit for the video instead of stealing it like Wolf of X.

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@wolfofx The irony of posting a parody video like it is true fact and then not even giving credit to the original video creator! Give credit to @Yousuckatcookin

RCB win the WPL. United defeat Liverpool. What a sporting day

@AlternativeMUFC Absolutely top notch.

@ShanmukhSripada @MarcusRashford @ManUtd Can I get an idea of the price to see if I can afford it. I couldn't dm you. Also, have any bruno or licha drawings?

My original artwork of @MarcusRashford is now available for purchase! Let me know if you're interested 😁 #MUFC

@HarshKapoor_ They will come on when we are 2 down at half time! 😅

No mainoo no varane

@RedDevil_Ron @AlternativeMUFC You are saying you didn't know he created the video? Ya, that is hard to believe if you are a Manutd fan on twitter.

@AlternativeMUFC Funny coz i just did what you did. No point did i say that was my work honestly

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Nicely done @NorwichCityFC

@khushidave_ Why do we even hope!

No u dumb bitch this is man united

Legends! What an achievement by @isro

@HarshKapoor_ Maguire and a few others are pulling him back from behind! Hence the walk is slower!! 🥲

He been arriving for 3 weeks .. is he walking to Manchester ?