teleman47

@AlpacaAurelius Maybe another reason “they “ block the sun ✈️ 💭

dangers of the sunlight: - dangerously high libido - too attractive - less likely to get alzheimers - extreme rates of fertility - not going bald - lower risk of dying from all diseases - lower rates of cancer - testosterone too high - better immune health definitely avoid it!

@AskCoachKev I collected all of the tiny pieces and made a bar from those.

You have belly fat because your meals have been garbage for years. Want to lose it? Pick 3 from this list every day. 1. My "Lose It" Omelette

@BobDinMI She is trying to sound like an “average ordinary” American. But she is not.

Why do you swear all the time? Grow up. Aren't you concerned that children read what you say?

I've been experimenting with a traditional recipe for improving the flavour and nutrition of vegetables and I think I've cracked it.⠀ ⠀ You feed them to a cow.⠀ ⠀ The cow, through the patient application of four stomachs and roughly ten thousand years of evolutionary refinement, takes the carrots, the cabbage, the kale stalks, the broccoli stems nobody wanted, the oxalates that were coming for your kidneys, and the fibrous tonnage your gut was never designed to process, and quietly sorts the lot out in a field.⠀ ⠀ Several months of this and the cow hands back a version of those vegetables that is bioavailable, nutrient-dense, and, crucially, delicious.⠀ ⠀ The cabbage becomes ribeye. The carrots become brisket. The kale becomes the fat around a kidney that tastes like the field it came from.⠀ ⠀ No blender. No soaking. No activated anything. No twenty-ingredient dressing to make it palatable. Just a ruminant doing the job it was built for.⠀ ⠀ I've started calling it fermentation. The cow has not been informed.

@coookwithchris I cannot find anything raw in Michigan except rare unpasteurized cheese.

ONLINE FOOD SOURCING Meat & Seafood Dairy Products Bread 3 of the hardest things to find in normal supermarkets that are high quality Luckily, there are some amazing online resources to order from. Here are 7 of my favorites:

@biohackingdad @TheWarKitchen Difficult to get it.

@TheWarKitchen Some raw butter would make it even better. Raw dairy, esp raw butter, is high in butyrate, vitamins A,K, minerals, etc. Its one of the best foods out there biohackingblog.net/p/why-i-drink-…

There is no greater snack than perfectly toasted sourdough with soft butter spread generously. They've psyopped you into thinking this is somehow an unhealthy thing to eat. Sourdough is the best vehicle for the one of the most nutrient dense spreads in the world.

@JustAMIMom Hopefully the blue sky doesn’t turn white again like yesterday.

Good Morning from Michigan peeps 🐥 It’s Tuesday, 37 degrees with a high of 63 today ⛅️ Hoping we have finally made our breakout from the 40’s. Pop in and say hello friends 👋🏻 😊☕️❤️🌷🌻🌮 👋🏻

@ForgiatoBlow47 Yes

DO YOU SUPPORT THE UNITED STATES BANNING ALL WEATHER MODIFICATION AND GEOENGINEERING? YES OR NO

@EllDee369 @SamaHoole Fat

@teleman47 @SamaHoole gat?

The strangest trick of the last century was convincing people that the food their great-grandmother cooked in her own kitchen from ingredients she could name was more dangerous than the food built in a factory by a man she will never meet from inputs she cannot pronounce. The trick worked. The results are in the waiting rooms.

@zapatas_mom Security.

Why would a 34 year old girl boss who does Pilates go for a 37 year old balding man with a low libido, if the 26 year old guy with a 6 pack is interested in her?

@ThoNg676733 They still sound great !

41 years later… this song is even more relevant now than it was then…

@b_gimpl1234 I think it is Satan.

This guy makes a good point. When it comes to the skies, and even 5/6G, AI etc we have zero say. Who's in charge of everything? Its surely not us or the politicians "representing us"

@AuthorGFAllen It is so long. Fell asleep 50 times. Never ends.

INTERSTELLAR IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE.

@Rich_Cooper Never.

Nope

@ninoboxer He’s purposely being weird to get noticed.

Hmm… W T F??

@DeanTTraining Eggs and beef.

The elites don’t want you to know you’re 1-2 bowls of this a day away from your best body ever Perhaps the craziest part: You’ll actually THOROUGHLY ENJOY eating it

HOME MADE NATURAL MAYONNAISE Ingredients: 3 hard boiled eggs 2 tbsp olive oil 1 tsp vinegar 1/3 cup water salt and pepper Method: Add everything to a blender jar and blend uni smooth and creamy. Store in air tight jar in refrigerator for 3-7 days

@badazn Our government should protect the citizens against this. It is an invasion.

I hate the government with all my heart.

@Oceanbreeze473 🤢

I remember when you had to pay money at a freak show to see the tattooed lady. Not a fan.