Exquisite Mouthfeel

@nascarman_rr @SteveMcLean888 @LASTCARonBROCK Tired: downforce Wired: upforce

It was probably the weirdest NASCAR Cup car of the 1990s: - Entered as a backup car in one race - Generated so much lift that it spun the rear tires on the straightaways @LASTCARonBROCK and I take a look at Derrike Cope's 1993 Mercury Cougar: youtu.be/6z8aT-Bk7Q4?si…

@ThomasDolby Would love a Canadian date so we don’t have to cross that border

Have a look at the utterly vile hypocrites that dare lecture us Europeans on free speech:

@mcmansionhell 🫡 sounds like you have great friends

@rickperlstein I’m genuinely sympathetic to their position, but if they won’t act to defend the constitution and rule of law then who will?

“In private, Republicans talk about their fear that Trump might incite his MAGA followers to commit political violence against them if they don’t rubber-stamp his actions." #intcid=_vanity-fair-verso-hp-trending_8e33cfbd-5b44-46a5-b22e-e7a9e3489c17_popular4-1_fallback_cral-top2-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">vanityfair.com/news/story/tru…

@thatbilloakley If you go - have a chips Oman sandwich. Oyoun Al Reem cafeteria is terrific and not far from the trade centre

@pmathies @TerribleMaps You see them around Point Pelee area in the far south of Ontario

@TerribleMaps Is it insufferable to contradict this content? Oh well, gotta take the risk. I saw one of these last year.

Canada: Can i have Lizards?

@mcmansionhell I would totally read this as an essay. You’re on to something here

@thatbilloakley Yemen Cafe is one of the best decisions you could have made in the area. Love that place

@KrangTNelson You can always count on the Democrats to learn absolutely nothing from any defeat

@matttomic I thought it was the Ticats that ate ‘em raw

Like, say what you will about Rob Ford but the man didn't tell TV reporters that his wife provides overabundant oral sex opportunities while wearing a half-Argos half-TiCats jersey, for God's sake!

It's a miracle that the man who might be the worst in the world at the Wearing And Identification of New York Sports Gear became mayor of New York. Like, illicit Turkey flights aside, this should be impeachable

@sctdvy @GamingAngelGabe @joshokane I knew a guy who was in one of the bands featured on Disband and he had nothing positive to say about Greig Nori.

@GamingAngelGabe @joshokane Same, though I recollect it having to do with his time being involved with the Disband tv series

NEW: Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley alleges in a new book that the band’s long-time manager, Greig Nori, pressured him into a non-consensual sexual relationship for years I called Nori tonight for comment. He called the allegations false & has lawyered up theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/art…

@ThomasDolby Looks great. But I don’t care what you look like, I’m just thrilled after all this time to see you play. See you in Detroit in July

Thomas Dolby's hair confession!... youtube.com/watch?v=TpLESu…

@SolutionzEnigma @AndrewStoeten Sure the legacy media also covered the Jays, but did they write an article about the awkward fan called Andrew who had a massive man-crush on Kevin Millar? I miss the old internet

@AndrewStoeten Ah nuts. There’s a post from 2009 your buddy wrote about our overly loud bachelor party that was in town for the Phillies game vs the Jays that we used to enjoy going back and reading every couple of years. Haven’t been able to find it since your site got nuked

Rex Murphy once told Parkes on the radio that the name “Drunk Jays Fans” was “courageous and telling.” We thought it was so funny we put it on the masthead next to “We are smarter than you. And more drunk.” May have been the last thing he said that wasn’t complete dogshit.

@joemcadam “Make this gravy boat a part of your Gravy Navy! I gravy hate myself.”

@AndrewStoeten This and the Sabres black jersey revival proves there’s no shitty design out there so awful that someone somewhere won’t be nostalgic about it someday

I completely understand nostalgia for the uniforms your team wore when you were young and first getting into them. I wouldn’t even object to a black Jays shirt returning in limited capacity—better than red! But it was a fucking blessed day when they trashed those pieces of shit.

@ryanqnorth Téléfrançais reboot?

@AndrewStoeten The more of those ads I see the more determined I am to never learn anything about what’s going on there

I need to know what’s going on here. How did the ad farm get contacted on her behalf? Who is her shitty publicicst? What human thought this would be effective? Fascinating stuff.

Is everyone else seeing 15 of these ads per day?? Lmao

@mcmansionhell That wallpaper though

“You can stay on the train and go to Manchester if you want to, but me and Haitch-Dog are getting off here” - some drunk guy on the train