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@tesla_lion

Tesla, Bitcoin, Doge

Katılım Mart 2009
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Randy Kirk
Randy Kirk@RandyWKirk1·
@TeamYouTube I am told that you might be able to help me. I was hacked and have lost my YT channel with 34,000 subs and all other Google products that I use daily to make a living. I have no access to my gmail, so even if the form I filled out for my hacking claim finds the right person, I don't know how they can send me an email. Help please.
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
CEOs be like “we’re a family here” and then lay off 10,000 people over Zoom.
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Jeremy Judkins
Jeremy Judkins@jeremyjudkins_·
Optimus clapping Sydney Sweeney would get $TSLA to $500
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SABC News
SABC News@SABCNews·
BREAKING NEWS | South Africa's official unemployment rate rises to 32.7% in Q1. 345 000 jobs were lost in the first three months of 2026.
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Daily Mail
Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Full depravity of Hamas during October 7 revealed for the first time: New report details how terrorists performed almost unimaginable horrors upon Israeli families trib.al/olj7tnv
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@heavypulp In retrospect, I should have considered my comedic timing
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Heavy Pulp
Heavy Pulp@heavypulp·
Happy Mother’s Day
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Azadi - آزادی
Azadi - آزادی@CapIranBarandaz·
@YourAnonOne This is a form of corona (crown) virus. You can tell just by the image “crowns”.
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonOne·
#BREAKING: Passengers have started getting off cruise ship impacted by hantavirus, with the ship now at Spain’s Canary Islands.
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Brian Armstrong
Brian Armstrong@brian_armstrong·
Initial technical summary of our outage last night from @rwitoff below. Thanks again to all the teams that worked overnight to fix this. We’re already working on the next steps.
rob@rwitoff

Yesterday @coinbase experienced a multi-hour service disruption affecting trading, exchange access, and balance updates. Here's our initial read from Coinbase engineering on what happened, how we recovered, and what we're addressing. At approximately 23:50 UTC on 2026-05-07, our monitoring detected cascading quote failures from internal services that triggered multiple Sev1 incidents that engineering immediately began investigating. Customer-facing impacts included spot trading, Prime, International and derivative exchanges. Root cause: a thermal event (cooling system failure) inside a subset of racks within a single building in AWS us-east-1. We run a primary replica of our exchange infrastructure in a single zone, consistent with industry standards to reduce latency. To prepare for failures like this, we maintain a distributed standby, but during this incident, failures in the primary zone that were designed to be isolated were not, extending the duration of our outage. The failure cascaded down two paths: 1. Multiple hardware components beneath our exchange’s matching engine failed, requiring recovery and failover 2. Distributed Kafka clusters that manage messaging across Coinbase systems failed to remain available, also requiring partition failovers to new hardware brokers with many TiBs of data After isolating the incident: automated tooling drained ~10 Kubernetes clusters worth of related workloads out of the affected zone to stabilize internal services. Most services were back to normal within ~30 minutes of diagnosis. The two things we couldn't automatically drain: the exchange (dedicated hardware and storage) and Kafka (managed service that was designed to be resilient to this, with unique problems). The exchange matching engine is the core system responsible for processing orders and maintaining order books. It is a distributed cluster and requires quorum to safely elect a leader and continue processing trading activity. During the incident, infrastructure-level constraints in the affected datacenter left only a subset of nodes healthy, preventing the cluster from reaching quorum. As a result, trading across Retail, Advanced, and Institutional exchanges were blocked. Recovery required our oncall and engineering teams to execute our disaster recovery plan, restore quorum safely, and validate system health under constrained infrastructure conditions. The team built, tested, deployed, and validated the fix while continuing to manage the broader incident. Kafka recovery was a much larger scale operation. Our primary managed Kafka partitions process many terabytes of data daily and are designed with resiliency guarantees for uninterrupted operation during a datacenter failure just like this. In this case, those guarantees failed and required manual recovery. We again relied on disaster recovery procedures to recover stuck partitions onto new hardware (brokers) that enabled us to safely bring x-service messaging back online across Coinbase. During the lag, customers saw delayed balance streams which resolved automatically once replication caught up. No data lost. Once the engine came back up as part of our standard runbooks, we re-opened markets carefully: all products to cancel-only mode first, audited product states, then moved all markets to auction mode, before restoring trading on Coinbase Exchange. What went right: the team. Incident response across the company came together within minutes, followed well-rehearsed playbooks and used secure automation tooling to recover all services. We have a strong, senior team at Coinbase that worked through rare failure modes to recover all services. To our customers: losing access to your account, even temporarily, is unacceptable. We know that. We're sorry, and we’ll publish a full root cause analysis in the coming weeks 🙏

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WOLF
WOLF@WOLF_Financial·
Tesla $TSLA is back to having a larger market cap than Meta Platforms $META $1.6T - Tesla $1.55T - Meta Platforms
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
horse just sold me ketamine
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CG
CG@cgtwts·
Coinbase’s CEO lays off a ton of employees and says: “Non-technical teams are now pushing code to production with AI” less than 24 hours later: coinbase’s trading engine goes down and somehow even the status page breaks too
Steven@Dogetoshi

Their status page is also down 😭

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daedalus
daedalus@BasedDaedalus·
it’s over
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Teslaconomics
Teslaconomics@Teslaconomics·
Whenever people ask me how long I’ve owned $TSLA, all I have to do is pull down my pants
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
chocolate milk comes from my butthole
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Pop Base
Pop Base@PopBase·
Today is World Donkey Day.
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Gemini
Gemini@Gemini·
JUST IN: US added 115,000 jobs in April, driven by healthcare and transportation
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SBF
SBF@SBF_FTX·
S&P 500 hit another ATH yesterday: 7,365 +22.8% since @realDonaldTrump's second inauguration. How about same point in Biden’s term? +7.0%
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Earl of FrunkPuppy
Earl of FrunkPuppy@28delayslater·
2018: FrunkPuppyFriday 2026: Hantavirus
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