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As a man if someone called your wife a “pig whore” as you walked by would you stand up for her or would you just take it?
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@chasedownleads You can divert it, but it doing so would knock the stuck Twix bar loose and reduce your income by $1. What do you do?
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The train is about to hit 5 loyal customers of your vending machine
You can divert it, but doing so would destroy the vending machine and your source of passive income
What do you do?
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Does anyone else remember adults being obsessed with having you say "may I" instead of "can I"?
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I GUARANTEE if they would have cast Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy and Chris Pratt as Achilles, that movie would have made them 100x more money.
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@jeremykauffman @Mark___Taylor Who says capacity instead of displacement?
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45% of worldwide PISA test takers get this question wrong
About half the world struggles to read graphs or do basic data interpretation
Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA@StefanMolyneux
It’s hard to remember how unintelligent most people are. Half of Americans can’t follow clear medical instructions. 90% have very limited skills for finding, understanding, and using health information. 47% can’t understand directions like “take on an empty stomach.”
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@HumanityChad They grow restless longing for some solitary company
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When wild dogs saw a domesticated dog...
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@asa_ko_tko It’s because they had to blur out sex on the survey
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@tautologer They should build the data centers directly below the cloud to solve the water issue.
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i don't understand why they're building all these datacenters for AI, why don't they just run it in the cloud instead?
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Someone should come up with an exchange rate between these two currencies.
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: Elon Musk says future currencies will only be "mass and energy"
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Pulling out my headphones to eavesdrop on an elderly patron complaining to the librarian about movies whose names start with “the” being shelved under “T”
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@HeLovedMeFirst3 Yo mama so fat they told the four other volunteers nevermind
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Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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