Chuck Norris - parody

I can assure you, as I sit here at 44, making over a million dollars a year, and with a net worth around $12mm, and firmly in the top 1%, I don’t agree, and no one around me would either. Trump’s toppling of the IRGC & Maduro’s regime, at almost no cost to the taxpayers (me) he has effectively neutered Xi’s ability to go act a fool and invade Taiwan. (This has been the largest threat to the globe for the past decade. It’s just no one talked about it, and people like you were too stupid and uninformed to even know it was a thing. You probably didn’t even know how close we were to having that come to fruition.)

@texastroll214 @NCspider73 @MikeBales @realDonaldTrump Another maga cult member losses his mind over trumps bullshit.

Fact 🎯💥

@SajjMan @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk This isn’t proof.

@texastroll214 @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk

Fate 🖤 Irony

@NCspider73 @MagaRscumbags @MikeBales @realDonaldTrump Most of this is just evidence of the lefts willingness to engage in lawfare. Every criminal charge he faced represented a serious stretch of the law, and would only result in a conviction with a biased jury.

@MikeBales Thank you for YOUR facts. However, it’s not hate of @realDonaldTrump, it’s sadness for our country. I‘m old enough to remember when the slightest hint of impropriety was disqualifying for a presidential candidate. Here are some more facts for you to consider:

@MagaRscumbags @johnpavlovitz Care to point to some examples of how he was a filthy scumbag?

@johnpavlovitz Charlie Kirk was a filthy scumbag just like every maga cult person that ever slithered out from under their rock.

He wasn't even a great podcaster.

@SajjMan @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk Like I give a damn how often he was mentioned in millions of pages of documents. This is proof of nothing. So, no thanks.

@texastroll214 @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk You're welcome.

@LarthRasna @TheWhiteNam @its_The_Dr The painting may have been stolen, but the Zelensky story is fake.

@TheWhiteNam @its_The_Dr Ahem... gazzettadiparma.it/home/2026/03/2…

@TheWhiteNam @its_The_Dr I came here to confirm this… This isn’t a BBC video. (Not that the BBC is exactly credible anymore.) It seems like Iran’s propaganda team is starting to flee to Russia and they’ve already set up shop! (Who falls for this crap?)

@its_The_Dr there is no verified news report from early 2026 confirming a $3M Cézanne painting was stolen from an Italian museum in March 2026..... confirmed bullshit

Ok…. So? We don’t call him “little rocket man” for nothing. Also, why is it a possible ballistic missile? Like, at what point do you figure out that it’s not a cruise missile, or an orbital rocket? This seems like something one could figure out after about 60 seconds of tracking.

JUST IN: North Korea has launched a possible ballistic missile

@SajjMan @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk You’ve got 0 proof of anything you’ve claimed.

@texastroll214 @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk And you're Chuck Norris 😉 #trumpvotesbymail #MuskPedoFiles #ElonPedoFiles #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpPedoPlane #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #ElonMusk #Elon_Musk #ElonIsCreepy #ElonIsWeird #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpIsWeird

@soulconnect4 @atrupar Oh whatever. He’s fixed the military. What war crime would you be describing?

@atrupar Hegseth needs to go. Now. He is guilty of war crimes. We are better than this.

Hegseth: "A note to the American media. I just can't help but notice the endless stream of garbage, the relentlessly negative coverage you cannot resist peddling despite the historic and important success of this effort and the success of our troops. Sometimes it's hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on. It's incredibly unpatriotic."

@PaliNewsNetwork @pnn_nyc I’m for Israel. I’m against Palestine. I’m against Hamas, they committed mass murder and intentionally targeted civilians and held them hostage.

Emotional Pizza shop owner lashes out at Palestine activists ( 🎥 @pnn_nyc ) PART 1

@SajjMan @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk Elon musk and Donald Trump aren’t pedophiles. lol.

@texastroll214 @kettlebellking @Jerilyn22137841 @angelprashant @elonmusk Don't know if you're still capin' for this racist, nazi pedophile. #MuskPedoFiles #ElonPedoFiles #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpPedoPlane #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #ElonMusk #Elon_Musk #ElonAtTrumpRally #ElonIsAFascist

@IranObserver0 Dude, maybe come out and say that yourself! lol. How long are they going to weekend at Bernie’s this guy?

🚨 BREAKING IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER JUST NOW: Iran is on the verge of becoming a major power We are entering a new era in terms of control over the Strait of Hormuz To our southern Arab neighbors: You are witnessing a miracle; beware of false promises and do not let them humiliate you

@DarrigoMelanie The favorability seems to follow their relevance…all the people that are very well regarded wield almost no power.

It takes a lot of hard work to be this hated. 🟤 Elon Musk: (-23) 🟤 JD Vance: (-29) 🟤 Benjamin Netanyahu: (-32) 🟤 Donald Trump: (-32) 🟤 Mark Zuckerberg: (-45) 🟤 Vladimir Putin: (-54)

@KerryHolmekb You may want to turn on the news honey.

If Kamala Harris or Joe Biden for that matter were our president now, I guarantee we would not be at war with Iran, our economy would be much stronger. The U.S would be more respected and the world would be safer and more peaceful. Do You agree 👍.??👇

@PeriklesGREAT Salad bar.

What would you call this Presidential Team?

@davidnayan @0nlyk1tt3n Well, he’s committed multiple felonies.

@0nlyk1tt3n This is freaking heartbreaking! We need to enforce immigration and immigration laws effectively and we also need a path to residency and citizenship for the ones already here who have a long history of not breaking any laws. Without this, the whole process feels cruel…

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@RealJackSlammer @0nlyk1tt3n Illegal aliens are the slave class… republicans have a long history of fighting democrats on this issue. One month for every year? Smh. Ice already is acting like a customer service entity.. self deportations get a free ticket and $1k. You seem light on facts.

There is a humane way to do this: - grant one month for every year they were here illegally, so they have time to get their affairs in order. - for non-violent offenders (people who didn’t commit further crimes), have ICE act as a customer service style entity, helping them relocate. The reason why they don’t want to do this… is because Commerce Republicans want a slave class.

@honeymoon250 This was Cameron’s house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It was a mid century modern home located in Highland Park, Illinois. More can be found about the home by following this link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Rose_…

If you know what movie this picture is from I will follow you?

@Hiddenwallet @luismbat People said the same thing about flying… silly boy.

@luismbat We are not designed by God to be interplanetary. It’s not going to happen.

In 2029, Apophis, a ~370m asteroid, will pass just ~31,000 km from Earth. That’s ~1/10 the distance to the Moon. Inside the orbit of geostationary satellites. Visible to the naked eye. Impact risk this time is low, but the flyby could shift its future trajectory. A direct hit would mean a ~1 km crater and regional devastation. That’s why becoming multiplanetary matters.