Tyler Fitch

Here is my Amazon Dash button app that will tweet for you. I use it when I travel so my kids can message me. github.com/tfitch/dash-bu…

Dudes can literally have fun under any circumstance

Earlier today, a @honeycombio solution architect was in a meeting with a new customer showing off some new product features using the customer's data... and the customer suddenly had a production incident 😱 a short thread🧵

-There weren’t 2 hammers. - Cops didn’t stand there. - The glass wasn’t broken from the inside. - The guy wasn’t in his underwear. - Pelosi didn’t say he knew the guy to 911 and never said his name. - There were security cameras who recorded it. - The guy confessed.

We open sourced two of main components of the Mondoo platform - cnquery and cnspec. Read more about these two projects and our novel approach: infrastructure agnostic and extensible #opensourcesoftware #security

These in-car audio reactions are priceless!

Shout out to Judy from HR for this masterpiece

@tas50 Was down there during Monitorama and this was my big takeaway. The remote workers don’t need food carts. I’m amazed how many as there actually are with no visible customers.

That was excellent race strategy by Ferrari.

@acpotus Weasels go pop open.spotify.com/track/74RgttZ7…

ok actual last tweet: do other things pop or is it just corn

@LaxBeck @1980Dorothy They changed the OR law a couple years ago so in rural areas people can pump their own gas. But in the cities it’s still pumped for you that majority of the time.

@1980Dorothy Lol! Really? You’ll find it’s not that way in Wa! I think there’s a button for emergencies to turn off! Last I knew in Oregon…you aren’t allowed to pump your gas. Attendant has to do it. @tfitch you’re close. Still the same?

In Virginia you can pump gas when the gas station is closed. WTF?? No one on duty to turn the pumps off if a fire starts! It’s illegal to pump gas in Illinois without an attendant on duty FOR A REASON!

Tim Cook needs to calm down 😅🏁

Amazon owns Ring, AWS, and Prime Video, so every @awscloud network engineer technically works on a Tolkien/Ring network.

Made a PiHole button on my Stream Deck that disables PiHole blocking on both of my PiHoles for 300 seconds. No more having to log into each interface!

The 6 largest publicly traded oil companies made more than $70 billion in profit in just *90 days*.

Oil prices today: $85.90 a barrel Gas prices today: $3.85 a gallon Oil prices in April 2010: $85.66 a barrel Gas prices in April 2010: $2.85 a gallon Gas prices are $1 a gallon higher than they should be because of Big Oil's greed. We need a windfall profits tax.

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

@complexsplit Once you open them they lose all their value. Better to keep them in storage.

i recently acquired some sweet (imho) domains that i have no idea what to do with. help!