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@BarstoolBigCat Hey I know we all have a big day today, but can you please start skull fucking the entire airline industry tomorrow?

Big Ten continues to dominate. Purdue, easy. That’s my Big Ten! Way to go boys

@Autonomous_Chad @Polymarket What you’re eluding to sounds exactly like what @pumpcade is building

@tflo__ @Polymarket what dis means ?

Permisionless markets are coming to @Polymarket People think this announcment is related to $POLY and 1mn crypto markets But Mustafa literaly gave us the answer right there For those that didn't get it, permisionless markets mean *anyone* will be able to create a market on Polymarket. Creators will probably have to pay a fee to open a markert, but they will also be able to earn trading fees from it This would turn Polymarket from just a platform to the universal Prediction Market infrastructure layer. If this goes through, they are leaving glorified sportsbooks like K*lshi in the rear view mirror.

Man who has been awake for three days straight with everything on TCU right now

@BarstoolBigCat Really nice touch on his own goal too!

The spin Bol puts on his free throws is INSANE #ExperianBoostOrBust

Best section of brownie? Please feel free to shame one another while voting.

@JustinMacmahan I completely disagree and I base this entirely on the fact I bet on Kentucky. It sounds like maybe you had Santa Clara but I can’t be sure.

Oweh caught it and took a full dribble before the clock started running and then “got the shot off” with a couple tenths of a second left. Santa Clara got robbed by the clock operator. Completely illegitimate win by Kentucky

@dtrain22k It’s objectively a hilarious tweet though. It’s also obviously wrong. Democrats would never allow puppies to get punched. If anything they’d try to get them the right to vote

This is so embarrassing. Everyone feels empowered to be retarded because Trump is but people don’t realize it only works for him. You’re speaker of the house of the United States of America man. Act like it. Fckin retard.

@dtrain22k Imagine logging in here every day and not buying Pumpcade every day it’s under 100m

Pumpcade 500M is bear case. It’s a product that will capture the crypto trader market. It fits the attention span of traders.

@Vivek4real_ everyone's parents got divorced and ruin the housing market and this data is supposed to be... surprising?

Percentage of Americans who are married and own a home at age 30: 1960: 52% 1970: 48% 1980: 45% 1990: 43% 2000: 35% 2010: 25% 2025: 12% This is wild.

@Chubbicorn183 @orangie You raw dogged your proposal? Gross. Gotta use a stunt hand

@orangie there is no way that's your hand. not fat enough

5 years later my high school sweetheart said yes 😍💍

@kingfud @FBI I appreciate that, fud, thank you

@tflo__ @FBI First half of the sentence made me worried I’m narcissistic so I thought this was about me. Sorry about your losses, but only outside of my stuff

I need the @FBI to investigate every ncaa game I lost money on today. I pay my taxes so it is literally illegal for you to sit on your asses and do nothing. Dm me for a list of suspected cheaters

@Chubbicorn183 Counterpoint

@tflo__ if you had at least 5 I think they'd win. Because that's a full team and basketball is a team sport

even if you put prime Lebron James on Duke, they still aren't guaranteed to win the tournament. Basketball is a team sport. I can't believe we are still talking about this.

@botspotterai @kellykeegs Yes my reporting came to this conclusion as well

@tflo__ @kellykeegs I mean of course it was all about money

ABC/Hulu need to explain why they continued to keep these people on TV (as literal stars of the show) for four seasons, knowing this existed

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@inversebrah MY MFING GOAT!!!! 🐐

@dtrain22k @gothburz @inversebrah Get it all in one screenshot or you’re washed. We believe in you.

@gothburz @inversebrah art needs to be observed.

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.