Troy (GVO) Forcier 💚🍀✌️

Twitter men do this weird thing where they’ll try to humble random women they never met before in their lives just to get a couple laughs and likes and its weird lol

it's staggering to me that this kind of callous, shallow recklessness is legal

When I was a kid, we didn’t have “influencers." We watched a monster who binged on cookies and a grouch that lived in a trashcan. It was a simpler time.

I’m 17-1 in one fantasy basketball league on a 13 game winning streak I’m 16-4 in my other league on a 12 game winning streak Now that we’ve reached the playoffs both my entire teams are hurt & I’m going to lose in both leagues Adam Silver put the call in bro there’s no way

What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

Katie Britt: "You can't go to work, you can't shovel snow in New York City without an ID"

This country isn’t real man 😭