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@thacktor

Improvisor. Former Tailgater @gbhunting. Jeremiah (S1), Silas (S2) on ENNIE Gold award-winning @aintslayed. LPC, ASAT, LCDC-I. Bad comedian. Has good boy.

Dallas, TX Katılım Haziran 2009
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term? Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…” Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term. Silence. Every single one of them refused to say it. Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face. Never stop connecting the dots.
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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKL·
the CATO Institute.. a libertarian think tank funded by the Koch brothers.. just published a study showing immigrants paid more in taxes than they received in benefits every single year from 1994 to 2023.. not a left-wing university.. not a Democratic PAC.. the Koch brothers' own research institute.. they reduced the deficit by $14.5 trillion over 30 years.. they earn less per hour but work at higher rates.. which means higher per capita income.. which means higher taxes paid.. the country spent 30 years being told immigrants were draining the system.. turns out they were funding it.. and the people who told you that knew the numbers the whole time
Leading Report@LeadingReport

Immigrants generate more income and taxes than the average person, per CATO Institute.

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Gators Daily 🐊
Gators Daily 🐊@GatorsDaily·
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Ossoff: On day 10 of the war, the president said the war is “very complete.” Then, day 11: “going to be finished very quickly.” Day 12: “we won.” Day 21: “getting very close.” Day 32: “leaving very soon.” Day 40: “total and complete victory.” Yesterday, Trump said Iran had opened the strait—except this morning, the strait was closed, and it looks like Iran hit a cargo ship.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty. But JD came to UGA to attack the pope two days after Trump depicted himself as Jesus Christ. The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice, while he and his family rake in billions from foreign princes.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Ossoff: How much do you guys know about Jared Kushner—Ivanka’s husband? He’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 billion. And now he’s leading American diplomacy in the Middle East, apparently, while at the very same time asking princes and sheikhs to give him billions more. Can you imagine a normal sitting U.S. ambassador just hitting MBS for billions? But he’s a Trump, a royal, a princeling. The rules are for us, not for them. And it’s not just Jared. Never before have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia has taken American corruption to spectacular new heights.
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Ben Avery
Ben Avery@benaveryisgood·
I don't endorse politicians and I'm not political at all. I'm a nightclub comic. I care about making people laugh. However, occasionally, you might see me standing behind the president in the oval office signing executive orders. This is just a nightclub comic thing. Guys like Hicks, Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Kinison, all did this actually
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Tommy Borum † ⚡︎
Tommy Borum † ⚡︎@tommyborumjokes·
So Steve Bannon pissed his pants today and we’re all supposed to just *not talk about it* but idk if I can hold it…
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Tim Hirschel-Burns
Tim Hirschel-Burns@TimH_B·
However dumb you think the process for destroying USAID was, it was dumber. This is from Nicholas Enrich's new book Into the Wood Chipper, describing a meeting with Trump-appointed USAID leadership *after* they had largely gutted the agency
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shreya
shreya@shreyabasu003·
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Trump’s ability to pee on someone’s head and then get thanked for doing so is truly unmatched
Riley Gaines@Riley_Gaines_

I love the President and I'm so grateful he's in the Oval Office. Of course, I'll continue to support him and the America First agenda. At the end of the day, I do nothing for the approval of man. Our purpose on this earth is to glorify Him in all we do. The truth social post missed the mark. It's now deleted. Amazing! We're imperfect people. I know I am. I don't get my feelings hurt easy and I know with the President it's really not personal. I want to spend eternity in a real place called Heaven. I'd love for Trump to be there too. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. I'll keep doing my part by speaking truth & doing my best to lead others to Christ. (and no, I won't be selling merch with his insults on them hahaha)

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