PhishPhrog

AutoZone announces it will begin offering facial feminization surgery at select locations starting in 2027! #pride

As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app

stop complaining. if you don't like this country, leave. got a broken tail light? abandon your car by the side of the road. toilet not flushing? move out of your house. never try to solve any problems, just give up

If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly

Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this " * Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie* Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe " Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes " Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! " Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*

"im not woke enough for this" some of yall were never woke in the first place, you're just gay and think that automatically makes you progressive

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents

@ICEgov Fuck you

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*Interacting with someone less autistic than me* I detest your ambiguous rules and the cruel, unfair manner in which you expect others to intuit them. Your ways are illogical and illegible. *Interacting with someone more autistic than me* Damn, bitch, read the room.

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

J. K. Rowling was found to have cancer. Doctors believe that with a successful surgery, the malignant tumor can be removed, and the cancer will be saved.

My son just told me he’s gay I burst into tears But not for the reason you think You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision So proud of my son ❤️

Cheesecake Factory’s whole design aesthetic is just white pharaoh

When they come to gun me down will you stand up for me or watch quietly from the sidelines

If you voted for Trump I don’t like you, but I care about you. A lot of you are gloating in my DMs. When Trump era policies destroy your access to healthcare, education and clean water I will not be there to gloat, I will be there to help you organize. When Trump era policies deport your friends or legally deny you healthcare I’m not going to stand over you and say “seee”, I’m going to help you organize. When Trump era policies defund public schools in your district and their vouchers aren’t enough for private school, we will not be there to gloat and point fingers, we will be there to help you organize. When you’re eventually disenfranchised by Project 2025, we will all be there for you as community.