Colonel Beauregard P Thatchwick III

@dcsandbrook I thought he was Dutch???!

This is what happens when you do a podcast with a French.

@LBC What's your favourite bit of Brexit, Stewart?

'It's like getting onto a lifeboat, and getting back on the Titanic again! Why would we get back on this failing, useless organisation?' Caller Stewart rubbishes Keir Starmer's 'ridiculous' consideration of closer ties with the EU.

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Could be an interesting show to discuss Farage and the £5,000000 donation?

'In 2018, Home Secretary Sajid Javid cut short his holiday after 80 migrants arrived.' @NickFerrariLBC reacts as the number of migrants crossing the Channel hits 200,000.

@LBC Hit me baby, one more time.

Britney Spears pleads guilty to reckless driving lbc.co.uk/article/britne…

@murdo_fraser @ScotTories Another election for Murdo and another loss coming up but he'll still slime his way in through the list system.

2 more polls have the SNP vote in Perthshire North collapsing compared to 2021 with @scottories in 2nd place and Reform well back in 3rd. If just half of those currently planning to vote Reform instead vote tactically for me on Thursday we can defeat the SNP First Minister!

@ZiaYusufUK God, you're a cunt.

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy. votegreengetillegals.com

@NancyMace Nah

Pray for President Trump.

@narindertweets @reformparty_uk If only.

The main thing to point out is that had Farage turned up, he knew he had no solid answers for the £5million gifted to him and it would have been curtains for @reformparty_uk

Nigel Farage didn't turn up folks. Knew his story wouldn't stack up over the £5million gift he received. Knew he would be exposed nationally as the fraud he is and couldn't risk losing votes before May 7th Guess who did turn up? @ZackPolanski

@stuart1973_me @reece_dinsdale Learn English please,Stu.

@reece_dinsdale 🇵🇸 this flag, because not of of the retards who support it have never visited, therefore have no clue what’s actually happening? I’m for my flag only.

Love it. The blind… being led by flags.

@Nigel_Farage And you're a pond shop Hitler. Likewise you should never be near power.

It’s clear that Zack Polanski is a pound shop Jeremy Corbyn. His party must never be allowed anywhere near the levers of power. thesun.co.uk/news/38992660/…

@SangitaMyska I mean....he's really convincing that it's not him.

Watch one of Nigel Farage’s Reform candidates react as racist tweets from his own X account - including one apparently excusing the rape of a Sikh woman and one that declares white people are “the master race” - are read to him. The footage is from a joint investigation by @murphy_simon , @DailyMirror & @hopenothate that exposes Stuart Prior for a slew of hateful comments. Reform said it was “looking into” posts.

@thecouriersport I'll come back when he opens up about it.

St Johnstone boss gives thoughts on new Jason Holt contract dlvr.it/TSKw0P

@narindertweets @DailyMirror @hopenothate Reform and racism go together like apple pie and custard.

One of Nigel Farage's Reform candidates has spread racist bile – even declaring he was glad a sikh woman was racially motivated raped and white people "the master race”. Stuart Prior was confronted by @DailyMirror in a joint investigation with @hopenothate Reform said it was "looking into" posts.

@MrImranPk Amongst other things.

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.

@JimSpenceDundee @C_ENicolson A proper old school grafter. Not like these youngsters who've never grafted or would even know how to spell graft.

@C_ENicolson The great pros always are Eric. No such thing as a fun game against them as I found out on a couple of charity occasions 😁

You'd have thought the title was on the line the way Jason Holt is throwing himself into tackles and blocks. Magnificent.

@MeganBitchell They got lost in a demonic ceremony and ended up in Homelander world.

Why is the supernatural cast here I don’t watch the show

@LBC @SimonCalder Got our sovereignty back though. And that's priceless.

'The whole thing is a shambles.' Travel correspondent @SimonCalder breaks down the new EU-border check delays that millions of Brits face this summer.

@IainDale Did that get you sweaty?

An interesting start to my day. Get in a cab in Cardiff and the driver says: “When I first saw you, I thought you were Prince Andrew. I mean I always thought he was alright before he became a nonce.” I’ll leave you to imagine my response.

@LordGrimdark Say one thing about Logen Nine fingers, say he's a good role model for children.

Note of thanks from a Dan Diego kindergarten class.

@p3rceptionCheck @JonathanPieNews @Nigel_Farage

@JonathanPieNews If this is libel which it probably is,@Nigel_Farage sue this creature out of existence and you will have my vote.

BREAKING: Man who used to march down the street singing hitler youth songs and go up to his jewish classmates and make the hissing sound of gas chambers realises he can use yesterday's antisemitic attack to score some cheap political points and talk about that two-tier far-right conspiracy bullshit. Classy.