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@thatdude0811

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BoomerGary1958
BoomerGary1958@garyboomer58·
POV: you just cashed your 401k out after retiring from 44 years at the factory (Also collecting an $18k/month pension)
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@TheShoshon @Zoomer_South For some context the south posted like a 1.25 k/d despite having a third of the population of the north. This isn’t even counting disease. Ironically the north won by throwing infinite immigrants into the meat grinder.
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Southern Zoomer
Southern Zoomer@Zoomer_South·
>be the British colonies >Bring blacks over for cheap labor for a century before the civil war >Nobody says stop doing that >Most slaves are in the South due to the nature of an agrarian economy >The North is afraid of the economic power of the South, Missouri compromise happens, a clear power grab to keep the South contained >State sponsored Northern terrorist slaughters men women and children in Kansas and Harpers Ferry >Elect the most unpopular President in history by popular vote count >South Carolina invokes their right to secede >Union military refuses to leave Southern territory after being asked multiple times >Union military is re-supplied with weapons (an act of war) This is somehow the South's fault?
Melio Nitesco@ciaozoomer

>be the south >bring blacks over for cheap labor >north says stop doing that >chimp out >try to destroy the union to keep their blacks >fail >kill the guy who was going to send them back >now they're citizens >act like it's the north's fault the country is nigged up

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Pat@thatdude0811·
@PerazaMeg @sarahtexe Fuck man I want to troll you so bad. The nickname for these will be cunny’s.
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@planefag Game wardens get beat up and shot all the time for being assholes without warrants on peoples land.
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planefag
planefag@planefag·
Never, ever fuck with fish cops. Their job is to hand out obscene fines for violations of the stupidest most inane laws imaginable, and do it to armed people out in the woods in the middle of nowhere. They volunteered for this job
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@PunishedEwiger @contramordor It was more about keeping blacks from carrying. It’s one of those laws that gets selectively enforced. Aka if the prosecutor wants to bury you he can.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@CookingHub_ Ain’t no southerner nuke their bacon.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@HTied2 I once slapped the piss out of my gfs 12 y/o brother after he insulted me. This being after we had taken him along on a vacation. His momma was maaaad but I taught that kid a very valuable lesson right before high school.
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White Guy
White Guy@HTied2·
Ffs. You did right: White kid. Then this. NGL I got worse in the 80s. I can fix her my buds
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Delivery Cats
Delivery Cats@XDeliveryCats·
@PlisskenPatriot Real Answer: End no fault divorce, if you initiate the divorce proceedings without proper cause. You are not entitled to financial compensation, as you are legally "at fault" for the divorce. This will solve 60% of the problems.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@ThrecyLawrence Sorry. Guess you’ll have to use your talents to make your own country great.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@Oilfield_Rando You would have thought that red lobster would be smart and just make it where if one gets it they all get it and then discount any extra entrees.
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Oilfield Rando
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
“Ma’am the endless crab legs is for one person, you’re not allowed to just pay for one person and share them with your entire table”
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@lesbian_h8r @thegodchips Am I crazy or is it common practice to boil seafood alive? I know they do it for crawfish and lobster.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@BigYash_609 Why are they culturally appropriating a European game?
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@DellaDream_ Modern feminist is shocked by her policy choices.
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DellaDream🥩
DellaDream🥩@DellaDream_·
About 30 cops at my ghetto ass expensive ass apartment complex in north Austin right now. What used to be a nice place started taking section 8. Walked out the front door and cops screamed and told me to go inside. Paying $1800 a month without utilities for me and my dogs to be in constant fear is really cool. Last month a guy followed us to my door at midnight talking about stabbing someone. For the love of god don’t move to north Austin.
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@hayasaka_aryan Man you’re retarded if you don’t think he has some Israeli trust or other offshore accounts.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@LostMyHats Use this as the perfect excuse to withdraw from the Middle East and then give Ukraine some new toy. Then when a refinery blows up declare victory and forget it ever happened.
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JD™
JD™@LostMyHats·
Let’s say, hypothetically, after warning Rubio in a personal phone call to pull all U.S. officials out of Kiev, a U.S. Senator with blood lust couldn’t help himself and went to salivate at a drone factory’s latest inventory. And instead of dying of a heart-attack three minutes after getting home from the war factory field trip, he actually died in a missile strike on the war factory, which occurred at roughly the same time, same day. Now imagine the U.S. couldn’t possibly seek retribution because we can’t fight a war on account of having wasted our stockpile of essential munitions on Iran and having expended all our resources on the Middle East. If you acknowledge the assassination, you’d have to respond by a show of force in what can best be described as declaring war. Anything else is weak-sauce. But you can’t respond, because you just lost a war to a third-rate power and your military is tied up on fool’s errand. What would you do? You’d throw the corpse on a plane and call it crazy timing.
JD™@LostMyHats

May 25-26: Russia urged Secretary Rubio to pull diplomats and federal officials out of Kiev, because it would soon attack war infrastructure sites. July 10: Graham lands in Kiev to meet with Zelenskyy to suggest higher/stricter demands for potential peace negotiations (extending war, most likely result). His other goal was getting the U.S. war industry to partner with Ukraine for R&D in “the drone space.” Nothing like the smell of burnt flesh in the morning. July 11, afternoon: Lindsay Graham and the ancient blood demons who possessed him went to tour the SkyFall drone facility in Kiev to lick his bloodthirsty lips over their new “Vampire” drones. July 11, evening: Russia bombs Kiev drone factory(s). Ukraine’s Air Force said Russia launched 121 drones and 12 missiles, including six ballistic missiles, in the evening/night attack. Ukrainian officials said they intercepted or otherwise neutralized most of the drones and two missiles, but several missiles and drones got through. International press reports missiles struck multiple districts of the capital, damaging residential buildings, government offices, and civilian infrastructure. At least 11 people were reported injured in Kyiv. Unknown deaths or full casualty counts. July 11 (evening): Lindsey Graham died allegedly after suffering what preliminary findings say was an aortic dissection. His office initially described it only as a “brief and sudden illness.” He died within a couple hours after arriving home from Ukraine. Which was currently under Russian missile attack. Where he was, hours before. July 12 (morning): Graham’s office announces his death. Weird.

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Dan
Dan@Dan_Marchand·
@thatdude0811 @JeremiahDJohns Nay, that’s what I mean about not understanding it. The speed of light limitation alone makes this a mess.
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Pat@thatdude0811·
@Dan_Marchand @JeremiahDJohns I didn’t say the witches are doing it. I am merely pointing out that similar to how pigeons can sense magnetism, it could be possible to develop some ability naturally or technically that allows you to observe places and events via quantum entanglement.
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Dan@Dan_Marchand·
@thatdude0811 @JeremiahDJohns That's...not how any of that works. I was going to explain why, but then realized the premise is so absurd that I just wrote this instead
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