that’s cosmo

It goes great with Hall & Oates

I can’t let capitalism gaslight me into being a bad person. You don’t think everyone deserves food, shelter, clean water, and healthcare? That’s very sad. Maybe you should reevaluate yourself.

Two fucking morons.

Having your BIG FAT TITS as the focus of your Mother’s Day video is crazy work

"shoot your local pedophile" crowd is awful quiet

@BoLoudon He wears Depends

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.

@nicksortor Look at this pussy lmao

🚨 NOW: Barack Obama is up in CANADA holding private discussions with Prime Minister Mark Carney Obama needs to sit down and figure out his freaking place before his ass ends up in prison for violating the Logan Act. Trump is our President. You’ve been sidelined, Hussein.

@WhiteHouse No squares selected lmao

Verified patriot 🇺🇸

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

@DanClarkSports Settle down, danny

WHAT A DISGRACE! Fernando Tatis Jr.'s lazy attitude here is abhorrent. Makes the error and then casually jogs after the ball, allowing an additional run (or two) to score. Terrible defense. Terrible hitting. Terrible attitude. Time to set an example and bench him. Pathetic!!

@SitcomPeople Eddie LeBac!

some Americans have literally been paying into Social Security for 50, 60 years; & this multi-billionaire from South Africa dismisses Social Security as a mere "entitlement"--not workers' actual pay, deferred. cutting Social Security would be literally--not metaphorically: literally--stealing earned money from American citizens. please let us hope that MAGA gets this news from some source other than Fox; otherwise, MAGA might agree to it without comprehending.

And there it is. Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”

@SenSchumer Are you fucking retarded?

For decades, UFO disclosure has been a distant object — unidentified and unexplained. That’s starting to change. I’ll keep pushing until we land on the truth.

Not the schlongdiments 😩

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

I’ve been holding onto to this for a long time. I always knew.

@anyswingingdick @Angry_Staffer @LessTaxMoreCoal @OfAthenry Do you need someone to read it to you, too?

@Angry_Staffer @LessTaxMoreCoal @OfAthenry How about you cite them for us? This is where you tell me do my own research even though the burden of proof is on you.

Based on this Virginia ruling, the Tennessee and Florida maps should both also be shot down. If not, Virginia should just pull a Tennessee and change the rules to ram it though the legislature. 🤷‍♂️

@maniaUFO No one is still debating. It’s fake.

COULD THIS BE REAL?🧐🤔 Many are the mysteries that can be told about otherworldly beings here on earth, where they come with various purposes unknown to human being but of vital importance to them that we should not know or perhaps would not understand. It happened in the year 2017, the police of the city of Corrientes in Argentina responded to calls about a strange figure near the river bank late at night. While searching the area, an officer captured this mysterious image that shows a thin humanoid form standing between the trees before it disappeared into the dark. The photo quickly went viral online, and some believed it resembled the classic description of "grey alien" often linked to UFO stories. Others think it may have just been a shadow, an editing trick, or an optical illusion. Years later, people are still debating what really got captured in this photo. What do you think this figure was?

Where it all began. Dominic Sessa is Anthony Bourdain in TONY — from director Matt Johnson, in theaters this August.

@sephius1999 Wouldn’t this be her third time running though?

It's funny how white men get to run for office multiple times after failing each time...but Black ppl or women have to be perfect the first time.