Poopman Jones

@GCAJoeA That green is where dreams go to die

Back again. Too nice of a day in Northern Ohio to pass up. Plus, I can’t get enough of this place.

@BigEarn @PopBase That is savage AF!

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@golfpepe @MyGolfSpy Sounds like you just needed more high toe spin

I'm not really looking for a lot of extra distance with new drivers. I am looking for better off-center strikes. This year the Taylor-Made QI 4D made a massive improvement to my tee game in that specific area. Coupled with the Callaway Chrome Tour X ball, I shaved 20 years off my game. Unbeatable combination.

The average golfer buys a driver every 3.9 years. The new driver coming out isn’t really for them, it’s for the person next up in the cycle.

@TylerDBrooke @fashion_nfl

Going to start using "Built Like Blastoise" as a phrase to describe certain interior offensive linemen.

@AlekUFC @KathleenWinche3 Who tf doesn’t?!

@KathleenWinche3 Who tf enjoys golf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m with her! 2 per week is a red flag! 🚩 What say you? Guys / girls?

@elonmusk How about you knock off the fucking porn it’s ridiculous

Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?

@BFW Denver?

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

@NickPedone12 Absolutely

Monroe Freeling at 6?

@LouStagner Let me put it this way… I played Inverness from the Blues last year as a 5 HCP who normally plays from the whites. 20mph winds on every hole. I got mutilated and shot a 98.

What would a 5 index average at TPC Sawgrass: ➡️From the tips ➡️Tournament conditions ➡️15-20 mph winds

@FinFreedom414 Imagine choosing option A😂😂😂😂

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@TriStar_Titans @fashion_nfl It’s the first thing I noticed and I hated it the second I saw it with no understanding of what it was

@fashion_nfl It's a minor detail that you'd never pay attention to if you didn't know the meaning of it....and it represents the city the team plays in. This is a rough take.

I'm sorry but you lose me with the guitar string stripes. Setting aside the corniness, there's zero Titans tie-in. Might as well make the roundel the shape of a guitar pick and be the Tennessee Blues.

@FLDadReborn @nut_history He’s dead now

@nut_history I remembered him being super fat. Now he’s basically average size.

Does anyone remember the TV show Stump the Schwab?

@LassStats @spittinchiclets Avs didn’t have Kadri versus Dallas, and are missing Gabe and Lehky bud… try again

@spittinchiclets Barely beat Dallas with Dallas missing their whole center core and Rantanen Barely beat Minnesota without half their defense and their backup goalie lol.

“I don’t know if they can be beat.” Nazem getting traded back to the Avs has solidified their already stacked line up.

@Lord_stanley1 @CJPimentoCheese @DuBoseDefense Thank god someone else sees it. Spieth is unwatchable. He just complains on every…. single…. shot…

@CJPimentoCheese @DuBoseDefense He’s washed and all he does is complain about every shot.

What's the Statute of Limitations on stardom? Justin Thomas has to be pushing it.

@its_brucie4 @pr0positionjoe @ibamboozIe 😂😂😂😂😂

@pr0positionjoe @theArkOC @ibamboozIe Wait surely the Stars would go on to win the cup after these wins right?

Source tells me Hintz is stable. Please god

@NHLMaster1 @Avalanche You’ve never seen your team win a cup in your life 😂😂😂😂

@Avalanche Nice win hopefully you guys carry this energy to the playoffs against us so it isn't str8 BTA again

Win streak snapped 😮‍💨

@Avalanche WHAT A FUCKING W BOYS!

@citchmook IMPRESSIVE DUB FOR AN IMPRESSIVE CLUB BABY LFG

Necas comes up clutch and Colorado wins. Impressive dub.

@ibamboozIe Hahahahahahaha you have never seen your team win a cup 😂😂😂😂😂

They're stacked, as they always are. But everyone knows that team runs through MacKinnon & Makar, no matter the surrounding cast. And when those players are utterly useless on special teams, then what? Is Kadri gonna make up for their power play going 1/22?

I'm fine with the Avs being the favorites. Let everyone pump their tires again. Surely they didn't lose to us in 2020 when they were cup favorites. Or in 2024. Or in 2025 when we had no Robertson or Heiskanen. Surely MacKinnon didn't blow it in the gold medal game. Surely.