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@theAtulPoddar

statistics enthusiast; i help Pepsi make more money

Dallas, TX Katılım Haziran 2019
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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
bros before hoes, unless the hoes bring more hoes for the bros
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brett goldstein@thatguybg·
pro tip: ALWAYS get the hindu meal on flights. its always the best.
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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
finally tried ospi. 9.37/10
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Joseph 🕊️@CaudilloXIV·
affirm: women love me and my drinking is under control
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🫧@gunsnlilies·
went on a date, made him laugh, told him how tiramisu is made and nerd out about cricket. not sure if we’ll meet again but atleast now he knows kaise toota gabba ka ghamand.
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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
@eden_ I always keep a $20 on me just to skip. Works almost everytime
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eden@eden_·
waiting in line is negative aura
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a-tool
a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
@juliegirltweets I like that kinda water way more than chlorinated. And you can swim masssive laps
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jules
jules@juliegirltweets·
@theAtulPoddar that doesn’t sound relaxing to me 😂
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gabe
gabe@allgarbled·
Computer science people have developed an unintentional form of gatekeeping by virtue of being extremely bad at explaining/naming things, which results in simple concepts sounding far more complex than they are.
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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
@keeetzo whenever I end up there I always end up thinking how can it be THIS BAD
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a-tool
a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
@Pvsindhu1 never in my life would l’ve thought id get such a nuanced opinion on this trade. let your husband know he’s not alone in this and we got this 😤
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PV Sindhu
PV Sindhu@Pvsindhu1·
My husband has spent the last couple of years making sure I accidentally watched enough basketball to have opinions. 😭 So… here we are. Never thought I’d see the day LeBron left the Lakers. My husband insists he’s fine. (He’s not.) He also keeps reminding me Luka and Kessler are going to be just fine. I don’t know… I don’t see them getting past OKC or a healthy Spurs team. But I can’t lie, my basketball heart just followed LeBron to Philly. If Embiid stays healthy, a core of LeBron, Embiid, Maxey and Jaylen Brown is just ridiculous. LeBron just rewrote the Eastern Conference overnight 🍿
LeBron James@KingJames

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
@dkayofficial_ entropy of a system is always positive. it requires energy to reduce disorder
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rocky@chamathsintern·
flying firsrt class on air india is like flying on ryanair
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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
everyone at the doctors office was so surprised that i’ve never had any sort of prescribed medication
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a-tool@theAtulPoddar·
I got a citation for speeding today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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jules
jules@juliegirltweets·
first Dallas hinge date tonight. hopefully I’m better behaved at this one than my last hinge date. I ordered multiple ranch waters at the last one… in my defense I didn’t think it was a date
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