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Idk what he did but he looks like he did it

@CoachLSimmons No shoes for the JH guys?!

Christmas in July for the Bulldogs! Great first 26-27 All Coaches Meeting! Excited for this group and the year to come! #RiseToTheStandard #TheBulldogWay #DARTS #FastPhysicalFearless #DawsonPride

.@PennyKerryTT

@DallasJPC I can barely stand to watch these games. Tomorrow's going to be the worst one yet.

@Pumpjack4L @OccupyLF I wouldn't put it past tech to have the whole team hopped up on dope.

@OccupyLF It’s rigged.

HOW DO YOU NOT JUMP FOR THIS BALL?!? 🫠🥎🤷🏻‍♂️

@DallasJPC I think I finally understand where the whole "Dallas Pat" thing originated.

@DallasJPC Wasn't this all a dream? Or was Bobby the one who died in the dream?

@TruOllie @ThrillaRilla369 It's kind of like a full game of the TNMT water level. It's awful. I tried to watch a speedrun one time to see what lies beyond the 2nd level and turned it off halfway through.

@ThrillaRilla369 Never played this one. How does it compare to Lion King? Or to TMNT as someone suggested?

Update She quit on the giraffe level after an hour. So she’s trying this instead. May God have mercy on her soul

Y’all worried about people putting beans in chili when your state dish about to be Chicken Tikka Masala

the Northrop Grumman Corporation

@YC1401 @prematureapex @bwsea44 @SizeChad Where are you from again?

@prematureapex @bwsea44 @SizeChad When flying domestically in the USA. as a Canadian, I could care less

i have a friend that gets airport beers after his flights

@nvsqft @shawngorham Do people write like this on purpose? What exactly is the point of capitalizing each word?

@shawngorham Tenant Profile Is Another Planet Now…Compared to When These Were Built….10 CAP May Still Too Low.

There is so much MF coming to market... BUT... most of these are DOG's Massive deferred maintenance Low rents Terrible tenants Yet they want a 1 Cap on actuals 4 cap on Pro Forma Dont know what capex cost really is And $400k per unit Sellers - we need to have a come to Jesus and I hope the market brings you to knees in tears Ya'll have been to delusional for too long and this shit needs to stop. Im about to just start offering at actual 10 caps and following up like crazy - this stuff is just sitting right now.

@Wadeicus @Rangers__Nation @Rangers I will absolutely buy this.

@Rangers__Nation @Rangers Wait till I get one made 👀

Ok here is my take for a new @Rangers “State Connect” jersey, which avoids having to tie the DFW cities together lol. I used the same 80s gray jersey from the new City Connects as the base inspiration, as well as the Nationals previous cherry blossom jerseys. State elements include the state flower (bluebonnet), the star and cannon from the “Come and Take It” flag on the sleeve, and the “de Zavala” flag design for the center of the hat. I also made a white and powder blue top, which in this alternate reality allows the club to bring back the red jerseys for Sundays lol. What do yall think? Let me know! #baseball #mlb #allfortx #design

On this day in 1836, 342 Texian prisoners of war were marched out of Presidio La Bahía at Goliad and massacred on the orders of Santa Anna. They had surrendered under terms of honorable treatment. The Mexican government executed them anyway. Texas never forgot. Neither should you. Remember Goliad. Never surrender.

@JimPoorman @CoachMullinsPhD Those are the only kids I'm willing to give a ride.

@CoachMullinsPhD The real sad part of this scenario is the kid that is afraid to admit to his Coach that his parents aren’t around, don’t care about his sport and they basically take care of themselves and barely make it to everything the Coach demands from them.

Absolute WORST feeling in the world for any coach. Me: hey (athlete) how far is mom/dad? Athlete: I don’t know. Me: …umm what do you mean you don’t know?… Athlete: blank stare

@CoachMullinsPhD That's strike 1 & 2. We say it at the parent meeting every year, if they can't be bothered to join the sportsYou group or pick them up within 15 minutes of announced arrival, it's a strike every 15 minutes.

In the 90s, if you showed up somewhere with salsa from New York City you’d be drawn and quartered and hung at dawn.

@MattMMXI @CFBDouchebag Pretty sure the origin for "howdy" is that it's a shortening of "how do you do?".

@CFBDouchebag Just 5 letters 😉

Who else had the correct response to this clue in yesterday's episode of Jeopardy?!?! 🙋🏻‍♂️

@KSSTH20 @FergSZN Dak makes $60m / year, why not throw our most reliable scorer $10m? It's all piss in the wind anyway. Jerry sold his soul 3 decades back.

@FergSZN Ummmmmm. He wants 10 million. We can find a kicker down at the soccer fields for 400 grand.

What am I missing this Brandon Aubrey situation what happened

It's always the last guy you'd expect