Upper West Side Guy

@dougspicks Preseason goat

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@HooveLocks Ready

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BREAKING: President Trump just announced that the military draft is being reinstated. Effective immediately, the following groups of people will be drafted first: - Pickleball players - Vegans - Mormons - Pitbull owners - New Jersey "Italians" - Men under 5'6" - The Amish

Just thinking about how #HelenKeller was immune to flashbangs

Tyrese Haliban, Halqaeda, Halimas, Hitlerburton… the new villain of Gotham Trae Young wishes he had this aura

@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy @MidtownSouth @thestuytownguy Message 3: “haha you forgot to press send again, did you?”

@EastTribecaGuy Guy on the left needs to return his dad’s sweater vest

Fucking shrink dude…

@JimFroatsNBA I never stopped wearing the belts

Whale is back this summer nigga.

@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy do challenging things

How I’m feeling after beating the #KipsBayKenChallenge last night, and realizing my Twitter’s back in time for the weekend @KipsBayKen @averageLESguy

Sonic has 168,894 different combos you can make. On everything I think I found number 168,895

@averageLESguy @KipsBayKen @KipsBayKen like this post to meet up tonight, and we’ll be back on the BV by sunrise

@averageLESguy @KipsBayKen I also stand in solidarity, and will be joining the #KipsBayKenChallenege promptly @KipsBayKen I’ll see all 9 of my followers on the flip ✌️#KBKC #MambaOut

Out of solidarity with @KipsBayKen, I’m not tweeting until I get laid

@KipsBayKen We miss you Ken 👑

Haters want to see me fall, thanking god it’s spring

@NoLiTaGuy Look her in the eyes, give a thumbs up and say, “That’s all Folks!”. Proceed to toss her a towel and use the bathroom. Tried and true method that’s never fails

Someone should write a book about what to do in the moments after you shoot a load on a girls tummy #WorkThoughts

My toxic highschool ex and I acted more mature post break-up than #Lebron and #StephenASmith doing right

James family having a generational 24hrs following Stephen A drama - Bronny scored career high 39 in G League game - LeBron nonchalant on Pat McAfee show talking shop and name dropping media figures - LeBron caps with his 8th career game winning buzzer beater against Pacers

@Tonywithyy Honorable mentions: - Roughing the kicker - Double plays with runners in scoring position (variation of 3) - Comeback just to lose in extra innings/overtime Pick six/fumble recovered for TD - Star player injured

I think this pretty much sums it up

My. Joy in Brooklyn last night? Ed Sheeran in a midtown subway station with Jimmy Fallon this afternoon? Everyone says this is why living in NYC is cool, yet I’ve never seen an a, b or c-listers on the street. Where do people hear about all these things? #EdSheeran #JimmyFallon