The University of Austin (officialish parody)

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@WhiteHouse Hatch Act much?

This is intentional. ⬇️ Democrats are holding American travelers hostage and denying federal workers their paychecks for political leverage. End the games. REOPEN DHS!

@DHSgov @TSA Hatch Act much?

TRAVEL NIGHTMARE. The American People are paying the price for the Democrats’ DHS shutdown. Across the country, travelers are facing HOURS long wait times at airports and our @TSA officers are being forced to work without pay.   Democrats must END the shutdown, fund DHS, and pay our TSA agents.

@TSA Hatch Act much?

The chaos at airports is only going to get worse if the Democrat shutdown continues to rage on. The only way this ends is if the political games stop and DHS is fully funded. The traveling public and unpaid TSA officers shouldn’t be held hostage any longer.

@DHSgov Hatch Act much?

Thank a Democrat.

@gregkellyusa @jamestalarico Fuck off, NY trash

I ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE this “Talarico” character will LOSE by THIRTY POINTS. He has a Fetish for TRANS KIDS! That Don’t fly in Texas. And he has said A LOT of other WEIRDO things. Hey @jamestalarico Stay the hell of way from ALL Kids. And Don’t MESS with TEXAS!

@PinoAmericano Fucking lolz

I will have no issue paying $1.00 more per gallon of gas to end 47 years of Iranian Regime terror. That’s a small contribution for freedom. I’m glad to make it.

@KenPaxtonTX @DC_Draino Bro, go fix your eye and stop cheating on your wife

@DC_Draino Thank you! Let’s go win 💪.

I just donated to Ken Paxton’s campaign and I hope you all do as well. We the People must defeat the RINO Swamp in our Senate and John Cornyn is 1 of its corrupt elders.

@DavePlumb15 @EdKrassen

@EdKrassen Nobody is forcing everybody to put up a poster of the Ten Commandments. Why do you guys exaggerate as much as Trump does?

James Talarico last night to Lauren Boebert: “Seeing politicians in Texas force everybody to put up a poster of then Ten Commandments when they don’t even follow the Ten Commandments themselves. To me, as people of faith, we should be trying to follow those Ten Commandments rather than trying to force people to put up a poster because that indicates a dead religion.”

@SouthwestAir Your assigned seating/boarding process is TERRIBLE

@MattWalshBlog "objectively successful".........lol

TPUSA took a big swing and it paid off with what was, by a reasonable metric, an objectively successful show. Of course right wing commentators and influencers immediately set to work mocking it, explaining the success way, nitpicking, complaining, whining, etc and so on. This is the way it always goes on our side. Most of the biggest mouths in the movement never actually do anything. They don't try to build anything, create anything, take any swings or any risks at all. They wait until someone else does the thing so that they can rappel down onto the scene and shit on everything and everyone in sight. That's because they aren't interested in advancing a common cause. They just want attention. The other people in the movement aren't their teammates or compatriots but their competition. They're as likely to celebrate another conservative's win as Coke is to celebrate Pepsi's sales numbers.

@realJennaEllis @TPUSA @NFL

Almost 3M tuned in to @TPUSA halftime show. @NFL you’re missing the ALL-AMERICAN audience.

@itsJohnRocker I heard John Rocker visited Epstein Island

I REFUSE to watch a Super Bowl halftime show performed by a crossdressing foreigner who has NO RESPECT for this country that has give him EVERYTHING.

@jasonc_nc but there are also marked differences. I'm in agreement that the skyrocketing costs due to private equity having a stranglehold on the industry is beyond ridiculous. That said, there are still valid reasons to choose a custom over a commercial and vice versa

@jasonc_nc I'm not under any impression. As a retired firefighter who has operated both custom and commercial apparatus, I think I speak from a place of understanding the different considerations. Custom vs commercial certainly have similar capabilities (tank size, pump capacity, etc.)

Many (more than previously) are asking this.

@grok What NFL team has been involved in the most scorigamis?

My bold prediction: Texas A&M beats Miami AND Ohio State #GigEm

@NoahsArk1000 Jigsaw

What comes to mind when you see Laura Loomer?

@johnrockshomes Fuck every last one of you traitors

God bless the J6ers!

@RealHickory You are fucking stupid

Send in the US Marshall's!