Its Ms Cleo to you ♔

This has to be the 3 most Wonderfully amazing threads on all of Twitter. @sixformpoet ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for the share..

Just saw this being shared, it's iffy in more ways than one, so here's a bit more info. This is the Sebara Dildiy (which means broken bridge) across the Blue Nile and it shows the situation as it was over a decade ago.

@Rbjacobs insane that you cannot call a branch direct but have to spend 45 minutes on hold to automated menus with no actual human interactions. Can we put in a request for airtime refund? What is the contingency plan to make bookings if the system in not working?? is there any? FNB:

@the_cleof We continuously work with DHA to enable their services in more of our branches. Please also note that our branches no longer take direct calls. RB

@Rbjacobs Hi, What is the direct line for your Cornubia Branch? Number online is an endless loop 087 575 9404 I need to speak to make a booking for my sons ID and the DHA portal is not giving me ANY available time slots. Everything has been paid+submitted, just need a time slot

@Rbjacobs Cant make a booking as it will only allow me to see till the 2 march. How do i make a booking for after that? I cannot speak to anyone that can assist, just an endless loop of menus on your automated calls. Extremely frustrating to get ZERO assistance from anyone. FNB Response:

@the_cleof Hi there! Bookings for ID/ Passports are facilitated on the DHA website. Due to demand, please book well in advance and search for later dates (you should see a month’s view) for the earliest vacant time slots.

Tell me you’ve never been up close to a woman, without telling me you’ve never been up close to a woman… This dude will go first:

Candles for Reeva 🕯❤️

@wizardmundo @therecount This might clear things up for you. Or not. 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️✌🏻

@TheOceanCleanup Love this idea guys, but what strikes me is how clean all that is; it contains no biofouling? That is the cleanest old garbage ive ever seen. Please please please tell me your video is 100% legit.

Here's the footage of another 3810kg catch from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch on February 5th. Next extraction is scheduled today. ✔️

Please can any CT friends help. Cee has been having the worst luck ever for many months and can't catch a break. Wish I didn't live so far away 😭

@Rbjacobs Thanks and done

@the_cleof Please will you send me a DM with your contact details. RB

@FNBSA hi is there an issue with OTP SMSs? I am not receiving any.

Our petrol prices are so high that it will have an impact on our food prices. If we don’t do something now, we will forever stay in that horrible debt cycle.

@Rbjacobs please can you escalate, I just dont have the airtime to sit on hold for 30 min at a time.

@the_cleof FNB does not make use of WhatsApp. Calling is faster. I can escalate this matter, but please bear in mind that it will take a bit longer. RB

@Rbjacobs every time I call im on hold for ages, It just eats airtime. last time I was on hold for 28 minutes :( Do you have a whatsapp number I can call & use wifi instead?

@the_cleof Please will you give the online desk a call on 087 575 0000 and a techie will look into this. RB

@Rbjacobs i do not have the banking app, as my phone is in for repairs. I called last week to remove the app from my profile so I could get SMS. Worked fine till today.

@the_cleof Hi there, Not at all. We're all up and running on our end. Please launch the Banking App for the OTP to come through the App. RB

"Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything" - Nike

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

@FNBSA can I use my medical aid statement or car insurance for FICA ?

The. courier’s driver sent me a please call me. Uthi “sorry sisters ngiphelelwe iairtime”. Ndithi hawu, kanti abaninikezi iairtime, uthi basinikeza uR100 for the whole month”. These companies are vile guys. They know for a fact R100 is not enough to last drivers all month.