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@tedcruz I feel like there is a very clear and important distinction between Jews / Judaism and the nation of Isreal. On the one hand i love Jews and Jewish culture. On the other hand, I'm sick of Isreal's influence on American politics. It's ok to feel this way.

Jew hate is open & brazen in the Democrat party.

@EvanPetzold I swear I feel like any time we take a lead we lose it within a half inning.

Travis Bazzana responds to the Tork Bomb with a two-run home run in the fourth inning. He pulled a second-pitch 86.2 mph changeup from right-hander Keider Montero to right field (after a leadoff walk from Kyle Manzardo). #Tigers trail, 3-2.

@Wolffman96 He's only now getting a series vs DET. Don't worry, he'll be on track by the end of this series.

What happend to Steven Kwan?!? #GuardsBall #MLB #DNMW

@tigers @WatchDSN @971theticketxyt @bet365_us 1/3 of our lineup would struggle on most AAA clubs. That's really bad. They can't find anything better?

49/162 ⤵️ ⚾️ 6:40 PM ET 📺 @WatchDSN 📻 @971theticketxyt 🏟️ Comerica Park

@EvanPetzold 1/3 of the lineup would struggle in AAA. This is who we have become. My god.

#Tigers lineup today vs. Cleveland Guardians: Matt Vierling (CF) Kevin McGonigle (3B) Jahmai Jones (DH) Dillon Dingler (C) Riley Greene (LF) Spencer Torkelson (1B) Wenceel Pérez (RF) Hao-Yu Lee (2B) Zack Short (SS) Keider Montero (RHP)

@oliviakrolczyk_ You should see where we keep the eggs! 😅

I’m scared of people who keep butter on their counter.

@cmccosky When you're only expect 1 to 2 runs in support, it's kinda hard.

Rough one for Framber Valdez 5 IP 5 H 4 ER 4 BB 3 K 89 pitches 52 strikes

@bythewaybro I bet that Hicks guy might work out someday...

For comparison, here is the 5-9 from the 2019 Detroit Tigers Game 48

@FranklinH3000 We looked forward to going to the video store every week. Was a Thursday night tradition for us kids.

Now they're making up 1950s advertising-style fables about Blockbuster. Going to Blockbuster was not some communal ritual.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Oh, you pull into the intersection and then when the light turns red show everybody how stupid you are by putting the car in reverse and backing up.

This man finds it extremely aggravating when you are in a left hand turn lane and the car in front stops at the white line. He says you pull into the middle of the intersection and take control of the intersection and wait there. If oncoming traffic doesn’t let up, you turn as the light is about to turn red and oncoming traffic stops. Many said that defensive driving classes tell you to stay behind the white line until you can make a turn and have a safe exit and this causes accidents. He says that any CDL class will tell you to take control of the intersection and pull up to the middle of it, that way everyone isn’t waiting three rotations to get through the light. What do you do? How do you drive? Do you stay behind the white line or do you pull into the intersection?

@Lunassnacks @TheEXECUTlONER_ You enter the intersection while the light is green. You wait until traffic is clear. If it doesn't clear and the light turns red, you must vacate your position in the intersection (complete your turn). btw: DONT PUT YOUR CAR IN REVERSE, DUMBASS!

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Running a red light is illegal and dangerous. No exceptions.

@TigersData ZMac reppin!

Every player this season to be intentionally walked in the 9th inning with the go-ahead/tying run on base #DNMW

@evanwoodbery Good news!

Tigers RHP Casey Mize will be reinstated from the IL and start tomorrow.

@sweatystartup You mean to say "Do not feed your kids strawberries from the commercial grocery store" Fresh from u-pick or farmers market is the way to go!

Do not feed your kids strawberries. Ever wonder why its hard to get them from the garden to your plate without them rotting in 24 hours but they have no problem shipping them from California to your house while they look perfect? They are 90% chemical 10% strawberry.

@JonHeyman I'm not surprised, this was always a possibility. It's ok for this to be a best case scenario without some evil Boras plan.

Tarik Skubal is already playing catch, barely a week out of elbow surgery. The operation to remove one loose body was arthroscopic, and he might beat initial estimates of 2 months out. 6 weeks remains possible.

@anymanfitness It's never too late.

@anymanfitness When I turned 40, I was iffy on all of those. Now I'm about to turn 50 and can do all of that with ease.

If you're over 40 and you don't have a visible gut, congratulations. You are in the top 75% as far as health goes. If you can do 10 push ups with proper form, you're in the top 90%. If you can do 5 pull ups with proper form, make that 99%. The bar has never been lower.

@JonezinWidJonez @ShitpostRock2 Probably drives a Tesla with a "i bought this before I knew Elon was Maga" bumper sticker.

@ShitpostRock2 The author looks exactly as self-satisfied and smugly shit-lib as you’d expect

''Bro just go read some books'' Meanwhile the newest James Bond book:

@DougAndGator971 Yes, NBA and Vegas want it this way. How? The fix is in. I just hope they let them play basketball for gm7.

Pistons-Cavs Does it get back to Detroit? Yes or No? If so: How? If not: Why not? Answers will be read on the air.

@JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support Meanwhile I set up a scheduled ride a day in advance but quickly canceled but a driver was assigned (still a day in advance) and I got charged $5

Hey @uber: If you are going to give users the ability to reserve cars ahead of time, you have to solve for last-second driver cancellations. My airport ride cancelled at pickup time, and it took 33 minutes for me to get another ride. That is terrible service. @Uber_Support