E.L. Haines

Quick message to all the liberals tryin' to get rid of their Tesla: I'll buy it from you. Not at blue book value but I can prolly afford 30%-40% to take it off your hands. Please repost for maximum visibility, help make this sale happen!

@TheAuthorGuy @Bosslogic @netflix @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Ignorant and intolerant is no way to go through life, son

@Bosslogic @netflix @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Saw Dennis Quaid was in the cast and took it out of the queue.

I watched Netflix War Machine having no clue what the movie was about. All I knew was that Alan Ritchson was in it, so I gave it a shot. Little did I know the movie was actually about a giant war machine. 😅 First, I need to put this out there. When I saw the machine, all I could think about was Metal Gear. If there is ever a Metal Gear movie, I want it to be as terrifyingly beautiful as this thing here. Until we get a Metal Gear movie, I’m just going to say this was one. Now the movie itself, I enjoyed it a whole lot. I’ve seen people say many things about it, like it was pointless or too predictable. For me, it felt like those 90s action movie days like Predator, RoboCop, and Rambo, where you didn’t really have to think too much. You just sit back and enjoy the sparks flying. Yes, it did have its cons when it came to the other characters and their development. I honestly can’t remember most of them except for the one on the stretcher the whole movie. And the way they ended it kind of gives false hope once you’ve seen the third act. Is it the best sci-fi movie on Netflix? No. Is it an enjoyable one? I’d say hell yes.

@PARABOLIT @TonyGoldoni2003 Literally

@TonyGoldoni2003 People are literally no different than they were 200 years ago And 200 before that

When I was a kid, on weekends I would ride my bike to my friends house completely unannounced, knock on their front door and wait for the mum or dad to answer the front door. When they did I would call them “Mr” or “Mrs” [insert last name] and ask politely if he was home. Then we would just hangout all day until it was time to go home. That was normal. People would come over to our house all the time unannounced. Cousins we haven’t seen for years just rocking up saying hello and staying the night. Friends of the family. Aunties, uncles. People would just come over and it was exciting. Don’t see this happening anymore.

@ScottFisher04 @GerryInColorado @DavidJHarrisJr Not just a moron, but a Gerry. He's the Jerriest Jerry, so jerry he uses a G

@GerryInColorado @DavidJHarrisJr Ahhh...there we go. Pedo. Morons gonna moron.

😂👏🏾This was such a great comeback by Jennings on CNN! Phillip: "Some people voted for because they wanted him [Trump] to spend money here instead of $11 billion dropping bombs in the world" Jennings: "We've spent more money in this country on Somali fraud in MN than we’ve spent on this war so far."

@VisionaryVoid Houston, permission to sedate the cargo ahead of schedule?

The $30 million space mission that was nearly destroyed by a deli sandwich. In March 1965, NASA launched Gemini 3, a critical manned mission to test orbital maneuverability before the Apollo moon landings. Astronauts Gus Grissom and John Young were strapped into a capsule packed with delicate, state-of-the-art electronics. But unbeknownst to mission control, Young had smuggled contraband aboard his spacesuit: a two-day-old corned beef sandwich purchased from a Florida deli. Two hours into the flight, Young pulled the sandwich out to share with Grissom. The moment Grissom took a bite, the structural integrity of the rye bread completely failed in zero gravity. Floating crumbs instantly became deadly shrapnel, drifting toward the capsule's exposed circuitry. Realizing that a single crumb could short out the navigation panels and kill them both, Grissom hastily stuffed the sandwich into his pocket, ending the first and only unauthorized space picnic. When NASA brass discovered the stunt, they were absolutely furious. The incident sparked a massive internal investigation and led to a formal hearing before the United States Congress, where politicians furiously debated the national security threat of rogue deli meats. The House Appropriations Committee officially warned NASA that no more unsanctioned pastrami should ever reach orbit.

@awkwardgoogle If he was born in 1627 that makes him 2030 years old, dummy. Older than the pyramids

A 392-year-old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. He’s been wandering the ocean since 1627.

My insurance covers ambulance visits. However, the ambulance company billed me, repeatedly, despite me providing my insurance information. When I filed a complaint with the state medical insurance board, the ambulance company refused to respond and sent my bill to collections. If you are a medical provider, I assume you are not an honest person until you prove otherwise.

@indexnforgetit I’d love to meet his doctor. My office won’t see you if there is an unpaid balance. Either way, I prefer being an honest person and not steal services.

Guy I work with told me he just doesn't pay medical bills Doctors appointments, surgeries, urgent care... none of it. Says he hasn't paid a single medical bill in 8+ years Says it doesn't count against credit because medical is usually deleted from reports when applying for loans Drives 2 brand new vehicles, has a big house, lives in good area... just doesn't pay any medical bills

@cgore4 @TheCinesthetic The enemy's gate is down

@TheCinesthetic Why didn't they come in the path they exited? If you pay attention it's much easier. Also, when they shoot the innards, Lando tells someone to get the "north tower" - like what's north inside the ball?

The space battle finale in Return of the Jedi (1983) remains a masterclass in practical effects filmmaking. 🚀

@gilescoren Are your wife and children rapists? Because rapists aren't safe in America, we prosecute that shit. Rapists are much safer in the UK, you have a booming rape tourism industry there.

This morning I cancelled our family holiday to America. I cannot in good conscience take my wife and children there and tell them they will be safe. The United States is no longer a place for decent people. thetimes.com/article/78f404…

@seanmdav I don't imagine Caitlyn was afraid of terrorists, she probably identified with the terrorists and was afraid of public backlash against islamism

And at no point will your tiny little brain connect the dots on how each of the 9/11 hijackers managed to get into the country.

@toasterlighting If there are 28 apples on the table and I take away 12 of them, how many apples do I have?

thinking about how, when i participated in math competitions as a teeanger, i once watched in horror as my entire team got the question "farmer steve had 36 apples, he gave away all but 28, how many does he have left?" wrong

@wylfcen How can you be a (supposedly) grown ass adult and not know how to use a question mark

How can you be on Twitter and think only liberals are interested in history

@EricLDaugh In other words: he has violent tendencies, but he's largely impotent

🚨 BREAKING: Tim Walz claims on JD Vance, "I would BEAT THE SH*T out of him now, if I could!" This guy is FLAILING right now 😭 "Tough Guy" Tim is a psycho!

@astro_greek I mean, there will be a city on Mars named after him

How will people remember Elon Musk in 100 years?

@nicksortor Liberals: we'd beat the shit out of you, if we could Conservatives: we can beat the shit out of you, yet we don't

🚨 JUST IN — TIM WALZ ON JD VANCE: “I would beat the SHlT out of him if I could.” Uh huh, sure you would, Tampon. Keep telling yourself that 🤣🤡

@lone_rides Tell us more about your "feelings"

I’m a 6’3”, 250 pound American man and I’d feel much safer in a room full of guns than a room full of liberal women. And it’s not even close.

@RobertMSterling What if I told you that questions should end with a question mark

what if I told you someone with four divorces has probably been choosing herself the whole time

@TADStrange89 At least he knows how to use a question mark.

I must ask again, why does anyone listen to this guy. He's just a guy, he's not even an interesting guy

@wil_da_beast630 She didn't say she would BE safer, she said she would FEEL safer

Coming from the hood, this is an insane level of delusion. You'd be fine in both 99% of the time; most men - the large majority of both squads - are good guys. But, no: you are empirically not safer at a party full of blue-collar recent arrivals from Somali or Kosovo than one full of...cops.

@aprilajoyr Remember folks: liberals don't want to BE safe, they only want to FEEL safe.

As an American woman, I would feel much safer in a room full of immigrants than a room full of ICE agents. And it's not even close.