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@skullheadhenry @kiarasimi You know ball

@kiarasimi With the sole exception of Micheal Jackson

not a single artist on this planet should ever release 3 albums at once. and i mean NOT A SINGLE ONE

@tammyfrmdao Finally two wrongs don make right

bitch na insult, but bad bitch na compliment. okay na.

Dear fellow Nigerians...

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

@hamxajnr Or when you spray perfume on your neck

The contacts app should have a "recently added" section. So I can see who I forgot to text

Please read this and think about it: King Mitchy fight versus VDM to one side, I want you guys to notice something very important. These two people have shown it is very possible for a serious-minded person to renovate/upgrade a dilapidated school in 6days. 6 days. SIX DAYS. Not six weeks. Not six months. Not six years. But six days. Less than 1week. That’s how long it took these influencers to turn a wretched collapsed school into an acceptable place of learning. Only 6 days. Yet a politician in government with government money will tell you that he needs 8years to make a difference in the life of the average person. 4years is too long to renovate schools. 4years is too long to equip hospitals. 4years is too long to create jobs. 4years is too long to change lives. Any politician who has squandered four years in office, then tells you it is impossible for him to do anything tangible in 4years and he needs a second term to make a difference; He is a thief, a liar, and a criminal.

@duchesskk The sky is the limit😂

this weightlifting thing, so you’ll just be increasing the weight and going higher and higher till you carry car or what

@DiianaD_ But na bread and fish wey Jesus use to feed the 5000

Stop eating bread, it’s bad for your health! Stop eating bread, it’s bad for your health! Stop eating bread, it’s bad for your health! Stop eating bread, it’s bad for your health! Stop eating bread, it’s bad for your health! Stop eating bread, it’s bad for your health!

@yabaleftonline Wetin I dey carry nasco cornflakes do?😭

Just one.

@vanillaskyOG @king_tillyxx Omo, which format is this? I no even sabi if na insult or compliment 😂

@king_tillyxx And now that you have sense, you think it’s a good idea to tweet this. You’ve made a lot of progress gee. You must be proud.

I remember one time I was always sending thirst traps as streaks. That time I no get sense

@so4dsntxst How does one even come up with this😂

God go punish my supervisor

I sincerely don't want to give up. A retweet will do a lot for my family. Please 🙏

@abekeeeeeeeee He had big dreams

I remember one short guy i was doing talking stage with, he said we’ll be like L.A.X and his babe😂

@madamayo_ What that hair and dress, they don sabi who she be already 😂

@omonna14 The lord works in mysterious ways

Fvvvvvk!!!!! Just realized I gave a customer an iPhone 14 yesterday, but what he paid for was an iPhone 13 😭😭😭 Now the customer isn’t even replying my texts 😫😫😫

@amaraiguess Using "get on your knees" in 2 different ways💀

pastors kids are acc so scary bc wdym u wanna give me backshots when ur done leading service?????? hello???????

@instablog9ja Its the way that guy on white is so restless and frustrated 😂

Bro was born ready 😁

@idfwpraise How you be breadwinner and you no dey make money?😂

Too Shy for influencing Too dumb for crypto Too honest for scam Too lazy for 9-5 How can I make money mehn????

@bennynotblanco Everything is gay now. What's next? Choking? 😭

getting rescued by a lifeguard as a grown man top 3 gayest things you can do