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I know this will not create any impact, but from now on I'll not be going to vote for any @BJP4India candidate in any elections. I am a hardcore BJP supporter, but their take on #DelhiNCR Stray dogs is just so cruel. I'll vote for #NOTA but not for @BJP4India #savedelhidogs2025

@thodahansle Amit shah

You know the Face but don't know the Name

@NalinisKitchen Nowadays women have nothing to offer in the marriage except physical relations that too is a risky business for a man and they want money for it. Don't you think it looks like a women profession that is illegal in India. I am sorry if I hurt someone but that's the truth.

A 36 year old woman from Mumbai earning ₹80 lakh a year went on a date with a man. For the first two dates, the man paid the bill and everything went well. On the third date, the man asked her to split the ₹5,000 bill, so they paid ₹2,500 each. She smiled and left. The next day, she called the matchmaking service that had introduced them and said, “I am done with this. I cannot continue with him. It is not about the money. I earn well. I could have paid the whole bill ten times but I just felt like he was calculating whether it was worth paying for me or not. I do not want to spend my life with someone who thinks like that.” This experience was shared by Kaval from a matchmaking service, who spoke to the woman personally.

@TVSCredit is the most useless and fraud company. I don't how and why they are fooling people around. I hane made several complaints against them but no action has been taken so far. They don't hore employees they have goons. So please be careful @akashtyagi82

जेल में बंद एक कैदी वोट नहीं डाल सकता उसे कानून कहते हैं पर उसी जेल का एक कैदी चुनाव लड़ सकता है उसे मौलिक अधिकार कहते है। ऐसा महान संविंधान बनाने वाले Ambedkar जी को Belated Happy Birthday 🎂🎂🎂

@Dhimahi11 Ek baar to padharo rajasthan me😂😂 33 degree to subah 7 baje ho jata hai yaha...

Can't even imagine the life of the people who live roadside. In Pune it's 33 degrees right now; surviving without a cooler and AC is next to impossible, regardless of if you are moving your body or not, but even if you are sitting idle, the whole body starts sweating like hell. Here I am wondering how people without AC and coolers manage to sleep in this hot-humid weather. whereas in reality, for the majority of Indian lower-middle-class families, the entire family sleeps under one fan.

@DeepikaBhardwaj I think we have a specific word for these type of women which starts from W and ends with an E.

Preity says she loves the bride who demanded 90 Lacs for having sex with her husband I requested Preity to walk the talk and love the women in her family also a bit more Let's see if she's going to do it. CEO hain madam Karna to chahiye ;)

@Gurdayal_1984 #SamayRaina is the most ridiculous, absurd & absolutely vaahiyat stage performer. He is not a Stand up comedian. His style of speech, way of speaking, selection of words shows that he had a terrible upbringing. Now I understand why some Ka**iri P**dits had been treated that way.

क्या Samay Raina और Ranveer Allahbadia के बीच असली War शुरू हो गई है? हाल ही में Samay Raina के comedy special 'Still Alive' में Ranveer पर किए गए digs ने इंटरनेट पर तहलका मचा दिया है अब Ranveer ने भी अपना जवाब दे दिया है जब Ranveer से इस बारे में पूछा गया, तो उन्होंने बड़े ही Savage अंदाज़ में जवाब दिया "Samay... Kaun Samay? It's my time now." समय रैना भी कहाँ पीछे रहने वाले थे उन्होंने रणवीर को "The monk who sold my Ferrari" कह कर संबोधित किया और दावा किया कि रणवीर ने अपना "Kaun Samay" वाला जोक कई बार रिपीट किया है क्या यह एक Genuine Conflict है या फिर आने वाले किसी Collaboration के लिए एक सोची-समझी Marketing Strategy?

@mohitlaws #SamayRaina is the most ridiculous, absurd & absolutely vaahiyat stage performer. He is not a Stand up comedian. His style of speech, way of speaking, selection of words shows that he had a terrible upbringing. Now I understand why some Ka**iri P**dits had been treated that way.

Bro is Samay Raina. Bro knows how to fool his low-IQ fans. Bro used his mother, father, Childhood, Kashmiri identity & even cried on stage. Bro performed the same act with same script multiple times to gain sympathy & posted the best version of it on YouTube. Imagine crying on stage again and again using your mother. This is INSANE to me. Bro blamed others for what happened in the past. Someone recorded a video of his another live show with the same act and posted it on social media. NEVER thought SOMEONE could stoop so low to restart his show.

#SamayRaina is the most ridiculous, absurd & absolutely vaahiyat stage performer. He is not a Stand up comedian. His style of speech, way of speaking, selection of words shows that he had a terrible upbringing. Now I understand why some Ka**iri P**dits had been treated that way.

@Stat_Cult You must watch Rajasekhar Mamidana. He is the cleanest, wittiest and most relatable stand up comedian.

🎭 Top Indian Stand-up Comedians 🎭 1. Zakir Khan – Storytelling & relatable vibes 📖 2. Abhishek Upmanyu – Sharp witty observations 🧠 3. Anubhav Singh Bassi – Anecdotal & heartfelt humor 😂 4. Aakash Gupta – Energetic crowd work 🔥 5. Vir Das – Global satire & bold takes 🌍 6. Samay Raina – Unfiltered & roast-style comedy ⚡ 7. Biswa Kalyan Rath – Dry wit & clever insights 😏 8. Kenny Sebastian – Musical & observational style 🎸 9. Kanan Gill – Intelligent & deadpan delivery 🤓 10. Rahul Subramanian – Middle-class relatable laughs 🏠 11. Gurleen Pannu – Bold female perspective 💪 12. Gaurav Kapoor – Everyday life & family humor 👨‍👩‍👧 13. Munawar Faruqui – Quick wit & rap-infused comedy 🎤 14. Harsh Gujral – Sarcastic & punchy one-liners 😤 15. Vaibhav Sethia – Chill & thoughtful storytelling ☕ 16. Aditi Mittal – Feminist & character-driven sketches 👩 17. Sorabh Pant – Political & social commentary 📢 18. Vipul Goyal – Clean & family-friendly jokes 😊 19. Ravi Gupta – Raw & observational edge 🗣️ 20. Kusha Kapila – Viral sketches & relatable rants 📱 Note: This list combines fan votes (Ranker), YouTube subscribers, live tour bookings, Netflix specials, and overall popularity in 2025–2026. Comedy is subjective and rankings shift with new specials and tours.

@old_cricketer Samay Raina is the most ridiculous, absurd and absolutely vaahiyat stage performer. He is not a Stand up comedian. His style of speech, way of speaking, selection of words shows that he had a terrible upbringing.

समय रैना मौका परस्त लिबरल है जिसने मौके के आधार पर चोला बदल लिया। उसकी कॉमेडी के नाम पर की गई बदतमीजियों को मैंने कभी पसंद नहीं किया। पर अक्सर ऐसे लोग वैसा कार्ड खेल देते हैं कि उनके समर्थन में आ जाना पड़ता है।। जैसे भाजपा का राम मंदिर और सेना कार्ड। निश्चित तौर पर समय रैना टैलेंटेड है पर टैलेंटेड तो नटवरलाल भी था। उससे बड़े टैलेंट भारत में शायद में शायद ही दस पांच रहे हों। लेकिन कुल मिलाकर समय रैना की जो शख्शियत है, वो उसे किसी और मौके पर फिर से खुद को प्रासंगिक बनाए रखने के लिये वर्तमान स्टैंड से पलटने पर मजबूर कर देगी। वैसे क्या ये वही समय रैना नहीं जिसने 2021 के आसपास कश्मीरी पंडितों की पीड़ा का ऐसे मजाक बनाया है, ऐसे नीचा दिखाया था जैसे खुद कश्मीरी पंडित न हो? मौत और रेप तक पर डार्क जोक मारने वाले के अपने को दोबारा स्थापित करने के लिये थोड़ा इमोशन दिखाते ही सब इमोशनल हो गए? ये तो वही है न जो लोगों की भावनाओं का मजाक उड़ाने को अपनी उपलब्धि समझता था।

@TheAtulMishra If someone can make a video with this cast using ai, that would be awesome.

There couldn’t be a better cast for Dhurandhar than what Aditya Dhar created but here’s a small little attempt at alternate casting from my side. 1. The vulnerable Empress

@the_skyish @indSupremeCourt @meenakshibhanja @chaitnya_singh @pricatttt @fnatic_shank @sachinaran @JFAnimalWelfare @BasuShyamali @rashim_s @Bharati_06 Its Datta Shinde of Manjari, Pune has been found guilty of brutally assaulting a helpless community dog. An FIR has been registered against him under charges of animal cruelty and trespassing.

@HoomanDecoder @indSupremeCourt @meenakshibhanja @chaitnya_singh @pricatttt @fnatic_shank @sachinaran @JFAnimalWelfare @BasuShyamali @rashim_s @Bharati_06 Who is this son a human bitch???? I wish I can beat this fat ugly buffalo like this... Saale sab naamard khade hai vaha pe...

THESE DOG HATERS CAN VACATE THE PLANET!! If a dog that bits humans should be imprisoned for life, why these criminals that beats the sleeping dogs and the ONLINE B!TCHES that encourage them are out?? @indSupremeCourt : DONT WASTE TAX PAYERS MONEY ON EVEN IMPRISONING THESE CRIMINALS! THESE DOG HATER CRIMINALS SHOULD BE GIVEN THIS SAME TREATMENT AS THEY TREAT THIS DOG!! All the parents of Dog hater X accounts that lie on their posts to promote this, should be given B#LT treatment in front of those account holders! #saveindiananimals #saveindiedogs @WHO @UN

@TVSCredit These employees of yours harassing me and I am going to file police complaint against them.

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@TVSCredit is the most pathetic, unprofessional and vaahiyat finance company. And their employees are the worst. 1 small thing and they took 3 months for it amd still not done. Can I do anything legally against them? @JAAGOFoundation @Consumer2Court @ConsumrConxion

@TVSCredit Don't give me gyaan... Do your work properly...

These 2 employees of @TVSCredit regularly harassing me and from the last 1 month they don't picking up the call. They just collect documents, mentally harassing me and still don't do anything. I need help @ConsumrConxion @jagograhakjago #Chor @TVSCredit #Help

@TVSCredit Amd then charge you penalty. I have contacted 2 persons in Jaipur, Ajay Sharma and Nemichand Kumawat. Both are just making excuses.

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