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"What's the story in #Balamory ? Wouldn't you like to know?". @Keir_Starmer is looking forward to the episode where Balamory officials start a search for their new Ambassador to the US and the locals answer no to their question 😂
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@Explorer5982 @truthache68 But that would entail a microsecond of research rather than believing social media idiots...
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@truthache68 All it takes is to check what heat shield is made of, and if it is posible to hold peace of heat shield that is of thousands degrees hot in bare hands.
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@RyimeManasa @truthache68 The only thing that should have been faked was your mum's orgasm on the night you were conceived...
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@truthache68 IDK why y'all still believe in NASA the moon landing was fake everything they do is fake!!
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@EnergyMix_UK @SuellaBraverman It'd be embarrassing coming from a child as well...
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@SuellaBraverman That's embarrassing coming from an adult.
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Global warming?!?
Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out!
I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.
Met Office@metoffice
Time to get the 'big coat' back out 🧥 Temperatures are dropping widely below average but in brisk northerly winds, it will be feeling closer to freezing for many of us 🥶
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@BenGrahamUK I think next year Cadbury should bring out an Eidster Egg just to cause spontaneous aneurysms...
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@andymack1962 @juneslater17 Rainbow is aimed at pre-schoolers so when you've grown up a bit it'll be something you could watch
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@juneslater17 She'd fit right in there with Bungle and Zippy 🤪
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The worrying thing about this country is how childishly celebrity politics has become .
The accolades about Hanna Spencer's maiden speech in Parliament, simply because she used Google to list some memorable women on International Women's' Day is dumbfounding !
Dressed like a children's entertainer with a ghastly colour scheme that looks like she can't make her mind up what colour to paint the nursery was just one of her many eclectic outfits she's worn so far .
The 80/20 wool mix Axminster carpet she wore as a coat and the borrowed headscarf from Princess Anne so she could get in the foyer of a mosque during her campaigning where some of the highlights of her piercing insight
Is she a plumber ?
I can only find trace of her installing overpriced heat pumps that can be in your home with 36 crippling installments part of her Green energy initiative.
They work just fine as long as you keep your coat on. Indoors during a cold spell
Thank God they printed their propaganda in Urdu , a game changer in Gorton.
They managed to forget to include the multiple genders, trans stuff like, your uncle Bill is now your aunty Pauline get used to it !
legalising all class A drugs.
Diminishing meat consumption, and concentrated on a message of
Farage man bad
he'll stop your benefits, deport your nanna and healthcare will be a million quid a week!
Still congratulations are in order as she did win

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@StevenJonMiller There's only one clown here, and it certainly isn't Hannah.
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Fox & Father - Episode #77 is out Now! 🎙️Laurence & Calvin are back with more unfiltered conversation, sharp insight, and plenty of laughs. Watch now 📷youtu.be/00AaV7J-05Q
#FoxAndFather #LaurenceFox #CalvinRobinson #Podcast #FreeSpeech #UKPolitics
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@RobMassey328422 @NickWestbyNew Thought they hated people whose views are left of theirs 🤔
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@PeterWood215372 @StevenJonMiller I think we should just label all meat as kosher/halal regardless of stun status. The religious zealots have already shown they'll believe any old shit told to them so this would be no different 😂
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@StevenJonMiller You should have gone somewhere else. Time to ban all religiously slaughtered meat
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@AkaLazarus There should be NO story book holidays on calendars. Get rid of Christmas, Easter as well and let people choose holidays based on actual real stuff.
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@FrankGerri28005 @patakycharlie1 @Eva_eva_P @EricLDaugh Yep, I'm trying to think of a collection of dimwit states that might be relevant to this post... Over to you @realDonaldTrump 😂
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@patakycharlie1 @Eva_eva_P @EricLDaugh It’s actually funny. Only an American would say this. It’s not states.. it’s all countries lol
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@TheLeftMons @HalalNation_ I spend that time on worthwhile things rather than chat to a made up sky fairy. And why people do that several times a day eludes me.
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@HalalNation_ Tbf we Christians don’t pray five times a day.
We should pray more often though.
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