Asher Allen

My dog can sense evil but she's insane so it's actually just a tree.

I just spent 30 minutes blocking every gambling account I saw in advance of the Bears/Eagles game so I can see my feed without the bs #BlackFriday #NFL #BearsVsEagles

@moderndayjames @TeamYouTube @teamyoutube you guys need to help this man!

@TeamYouTube My 500k Sub youtube channel is still hacked and is my main source of revenue: youtube.com/c/moderndayjam… I've tried utilizing the standard methods of account retrieval and this has not worked

Friday & Saturday over @Dallas_Comedy Club in Deep Ellum! Lots of fun, drinks and me!

Tonight and Tomorrow! Doing the thing over @Dallas_Comedy Club. Two shows each night with Mitch Fatel. These are gonna be a lot of fun so don't miss out! dallas-comedyclub.com #DFW #comedy

Fun show 2/26 @Dallas_Comedy Club down in Deep Ellum. Phenomenal venue, great place to see a show. Check the web for tickets and times!

Saw an article written by @buzzfeednews but was confused because I thought you could either be Buzzfeed OR you could be news

Let's all just collectively hope that 2020 doesn't go into OT

Jumping on this fun show over @AddisonImprov Saturday // 11:30

Tonight #Hot8 returns! For mature audiences, ImprovAddison.com for tickets and our up to date safety info 😉 Featuring #DFW comedy allstars on IG follow @dezonealcomedy, @ralphbarbosacomic, @pengdangcomedy, @theashernet, @joelrunnelsjr @comediantonycasillas & #micahbrown!

Check out my new do twice this week in Hollywood! Mon 2/10 @SecretComedys for the @uscomedycontest then Tues 2/11 @TheDimeLA - do it for the people!

Hey kiddos, I’m @FlappersComedy this Thursday at 9:30 doing the thing with a bunch of hilarious folk! It’ll be a hoot, so get your tickets and swing on by! FlappersComedy.com

Fun times @SycamoreTavern this Friday the 3rd. Shoot me a message for some discounted tickets!

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TEN BUCK TUESDAYS is 2nite featuring @gerredcomedy @McnultyFelix @WynterSpears @patrickinmyhead @DanWalsh83 @GettinKirked @MoniqueTComedy @liz_reuss @JustVinceBowman @RealStevieJay @SamMettler @theashernet TICKETS: flc.cc/A6V6BCG #only10bucks #dontbecheap

Yo I’m @FlappersComedy in Burbank for Ten Buck Tuesdays but guess what...if you go to this link you can make it a five buck Tuesday. #BeTheChange #LAComedy flc.cc/AZZ3G64

man, I would straight up steal a baby just so I could put together an outfit like this

Your birthright as an American is to dream big. For God’s sake...don’t waste it

Monday 8-10pm @thesecretcomedy in @SalsComedyHole on Melrose. Me and a bunch of other funny people doing the thing @uscomedycontest 7356 Melrose, get on it!

Just a quick reminder that I’ll be over at #TheVanNuysComedyClub tomorrow. Stop in, let’s get loose!

Come to me my pretties! Two shows - Monday @SecretComedys on Melrose presented by @GoldenArtistsLA then Tuesday @FlappersComedy in Burbank. Text me more more info and we’ll see you there!