Nathan Osborne

@allicia_beastie Please respond, I’ve sent you the money. I need the ticket!

@allicia_beastie Check dms

@Alma_badillo__ Sent you a msg x

@tmontana04 Have you still got it?

1 spare ticket for elton john tonight £50 notes. DM me, will need to be picked up in Liverpool

If you ever got individually purchased yogurt in your lunch box as a child, and not one from those 12 packs... how life going for you?

@Officeworks I received my order and didn’t receive all the items.

Why do the media enjoy reporting on story’s where former rich people die with little to no money, after living a “lavish” lifestyle? Literally good on them, at least they lived their life to the fullest and aren’t the richest person in the cemetery.

whenever you are in a train why do people feel the need to stare at me, like excuse me may you please piss off please and thank you xx

dear Americans, WHAT THE HELL IS APPLE SAUCE?

Recess: Can’t wait to do fun shit this weekend Lunch: Nevermind

around 100% of my Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram feeds are filled with everyone complaining about the lockdown, thanks! Gets more interesting the more you read about it 🤦‍♂️

@TiaSoderman_13 hi

You won’t pay 15 cents for a bag but will gladly pay $250-350 for a bag.

As much as I love money the hustle is tiring me out!

I wish I could loose weight as fast as my credit card looses its money... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I have to stop shopping during late November/December everyone thinks I’m going shopping for gifts... but I’m actually shopping for me, myself and I... 😂

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If you are having a bad day just remember the ATM didn’t eat your bank card and now you have no way to pay for your way home...

@ScottMorrisonMP is angry that he didn’t get a Cartier Watch from @auspost BAHAHAHAH