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Next 100x?

@BSCGemsAlert Dogecoin breaking down long term support.

#DOGE TESTING LONG-TERM SUPPORT 📊

@TexMC1021 @DeItaone Lol. Why cant everyone just buy BTC AND HOLD ? Without tradfi financual engineering?

@thebigbluetree @DeItaone The converts are senior to STRC.

$MSTR - STRATEGY SLASHES DEBT WITH $1.5B BUYBACK Strategy repurchased $1.5 billion of convertible notes at an 8% discount, cutting total convertible debt from $8.2 billion to $6.7 billion. The company also raised capital to buy 24,869 bitcoin, bringing total holdings to 843,738 BTC. Strategy now holds $871 million in cash reserves. CFO Andrew Kang called the move “equity and credit positive.”

@cb_doge He got paid by dumping his dogecoin on all.

$0 — That’s how much Elon Musk charged for all his work at DOGE. A true patriot. 🇺🇸

@MyDogeVN We are no saints. Grift to survive if you want. But hiding behind do only good is cowardly.

Happy Tuesday.🐶 Do Only Good Every Day..!

@MyDogeVN Change it to HYPEZECNEAR

I've changed my name 10 times in 2 years. But I've never changed the word "DOGE".

@haenko21 Were you mobilized?

@thebigbluetree Maybe because of I am from Ukraine?

the case for $NEAR is not actually that complicated. CT just keeps overcooking it. look at the big narratives this cycle. AI agents. privacy. real yield. cross-chain settlement. institutional flows. NEAR is the chain shipping real product underneath every single one. every other "thematic" L1 is basically a single bet on one narrative winning this cycle. pick wrong, you bag-hold. NEAR doesn't need any of those bets to land. it wins on any of them. and a couple of others nobody's even pricing yet. receipts: > 542K monthly users actually paying > $33M in real protocol fees flowing into buybacks > circle integrated USDC for private agent payments > illia on nvidia's main stage two years running > a country running national AI on it > confidential infrastructure live since march > chain signatures across 35+ chains, $19B+ settled > ironclaw v0.28 in production > dynamic resharding + post-quantum signing in 4 weeks any one of those lines alone gets you to a billion-dollar chain in this market. NEAR has all of them at $3.1B mcap. fully circulating. zero unlocks. you don't have to pick a narrative this cycle. that's the whole trade.

@haenko21 I see all Ukrainian flags. Is it state sponsored?

@haenko21 Does Zelensky own Near?

@cb_doge Check out mine.

It costs $0 to post a banger.

@probablyluda @John_Inubook @ConsciousDoge Why is HOD paying licensing fees to two fat dudes who didnt create dogecoin? I simply cannot believe this crime. Shouldnt HOD pay it to Billy Markus and Jackson Palmer?

@John_Inubook @ConsciousDoge There is no actionable evidence of fraud committed by HoD. Unsavory dealings and questionable investment offers? Sure. But no actionable evidence. So, not only are you making assumptions about HoD, you are now transferring that assumed guilt to other people.

When you decide to criticize the project itself instead of conjuring up vague accusations about the people behind the project, your criticisms will be happily received.

@saylor Your layering of tradfi buzzwords like BTC yield, discount to par, convertible notes on something simple like BTC is mind boggling and frankly you deserve to bust. Try doing this on Pokemon cards.

Strategy has completed the repurchase of $1.5 billion of its 2029 Convertible Notes at an ~8% discount to par, generating an incremental 0.7% BTC Yield and lowering aggregate debt to $6.7 billion. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

@ESK_NFT Yes. Near

Okay I'm a near:native maxi now. Surely if you compare it to zcash:native it has insane growth potential right?

@KookCapitalLLC @nobrainflip I longed hype x 10 Borrowed from my mom and dad and uncle.

@nobrainflip bro im not here to build your model for you we both know what you did here i think its funny its bullish cope 😂😂

$HYPE trades at 97x P/E (earnings on valuation) The average S&P 500 stock trades at 32x. The historical average is 20x. That's a 3-5x premium to US equities. Just FYI.

@CryptoPatel Useless fuck shit with no VC incentive to pump only incentive for cabals is to short and short. Join the cabals to short you fool.

$DOGE at $0.05: "Scam Coin, No Use Case" $DOGE at $0.20: "Just a Meme, Won't Last" $DOGE at $0.70: "Already Pumped, I Missed it" $DOGE at $2: "Why Didn't I Buy Sooner" Your Excuses Change. The Chart Doesn't. Stop Coping. My Accumulation Zone: $0.09-$0.07 Targets: $1 | $2 | $3 NFA & ALWAYS DYOR #DOGE @dogecoin

@_CryptoSurf Rumour is that CleanCore has fully exited its dogecoin treasury at a massive loss.

dogecoin:native Weekly Update 0.618 Fib acted as resistance, 10¢ holding as support. Let's see if we ride up from here. Swell is still forming. Hang loose.

@bark_swap @DogeOS Forget DogeOS. I am starting HyperDoge.

$DOGE has a $16B+ market cap and until now zero on-chain markets pricing anything against it Just a token sitting in wallets across 5 million holders doing absolutely nothing And actually we like that spirit But @DogeOS changes the equation Think about how big it will be

@CryptoHayes The SMALL correction in HYPE is the last buying opportunity before it hits 150 I am selling all my btc here to go x 10

We got a long way to go ... pack your bags for da moon.

@mishaboar @iScienceLuvr Why are you still posting here then? Or why still talking about the dead and cursed dogecoin? Let us tell the truth about dogecoin and short it

@iScienceLuvr I'd bet - 80% of them are bots, the other 20% are people pushed by bots to act that way. Pathetic and dystopian platform.

Damn Elon insulted me now my notifications are filled with hundreds of people insulting me lol