Boring Phil

Not sure who needs to hear this but if you watched Queen's Gambit and immediately went out and bought a chess set then you probably shouldn't watch Santa Clarita Diet

@lindayaX @KoolKatie25 This place has become a total dumpster fire and after thinking about leaving for a long time, reading your tweet has been the catalyst to finally push me all the way out the door. Good fucking riddance.

@lindayaX Bullshit. I spent weeks reporting horribly racist tweets from @KoolKatie25 and apart from seemingly two tweets getting hit with limited visibility, they're all still there as is the account itself.

X’s point of view has always been very clear that discrimination by everyone should STOP across the board -- I think that's something we can and should all agree on. When it comes to this platform -- X has also been extremely clear about our efforts to combat antisemitism and discrimination. There's no place for it anywhere in the world -- it's ugly and wrong. Full stop.

Nobody: Draymond:

@Bkallday27 @DougNorrie You mean even worse than your ability to form sentences?

@DougNorrie I am he is gonna suck next game

I'm no longer worried about Spencer Dinwiddie

@AdamArmbrecht For those unfamiliar with tournament group stages, a 20 point win is really good

BOOM goes BROOKLYN! 6-5 on the year, 2-1 in the Group, lets cook!

Here's my idea for a fun new board game. If any games manufacturers want to get in touch, we can hopefully have this in shops for Christmas 🤞

@Michael1979 Been using mine as a paperweight to keep my Traitor Hunt instruction manual and important top-secret game documents from blowing out through the kitchen window. Wife and cats still suspect nothing (I told them it's all soup recipes)

Cheese graters are not just for grating cheese! They've got lots of other uses: 1. Stand on it to make yourself appear slightly taller 2. Help a friend appear taller by letting them stand on it Okay, there's only two. I thought there'd be hundreds. Please disregard this post.

can’t say something stupid if your mouth is full of pancakes

@NoContextHumans 33, 88, and everything from 101 and higher

Find the missing number. GO👇

@RexChapman Jurassachusetts

Go

RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

@HardDriveMag Can't believe you put Jeopardy With Dolphins ahead of Jeopardy Pinball

GRITTY W

@NoContextHumans We have a massive spider problem in Australia and nobody wants to do anything about it. Seems like everyone has a spider in their homes these days. Soon they'll be in our schools, our malls, our movie theatres. Society filled with spider nuts who don't care enough to do something

Just your average Wednesday evening in Australia🕷️🇦🇺

Halloween costume idea: jump into a dumpster, light it on fire and tell people you're Twitter

@3YearLetterman @Adele @The_BDJ Well deserved shout out, I love the Cornetto trilogy

Halloween is one the great American holidays that we literally invented, along with Thanksgiving, 4th of July, and Christmas Thank you to a great American filmmaker for giving us and the world Halloween. We miss you Mr Kubrick. We miss you every day.

First shootaround of the season ✅

These kids win everything

Does he forget he was in Bowfinger?