Danny Cheddar

@Ravenismeee Danyon

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Ultron again 🙂

@NoContextBrits Pebbles n Shite

Describe this meal in one word.

@nmplol @KingJames

A man sits and ponders the path before him. He is on a righteous crusade against the evil viewbotters. His friends have forsaken him. His family forgotten him. He knows he must prevail against those who abuse the website he once loved. He must walk this path alone. He is ready.

@qtcinderella RIP to The Bestest of Boys.

I grew up in a dark place. I love my family and I’m grateful for the lessons I learned but I suffered a lot along the way. When I was in high school I saw a Craigslist ad of a farm looking to get rid of some puppies. I drove 2 hours in my beat up Acura and with my money saved from my retail job I bought my best friend. I named him Swift. He became a light that I never knew I could have. I didn’t know what true love was before him. I had never had the chance to witness it. But I quickly learned the definition because of him. He held me thru breakups and hard ships. He held me when I lost my mom. He held me when I lost my identity. He held me when I couldn’t get up. Some struggles I’ve faced over the years made me wonder if I should be alive or if I should let myself go. But I always had a tether holding me. My beautiful boy who loved me unconditionally in a way that kept me here. Some days I didn’t even have it in me to get out of bed and Swift would remind me it’s time to get up. I have never loved anyone or anything the way I love Swift. For 15 years he was the light of my life. The reason for my world. And now he’s not here. I don’t know how I’m going to survive. For 15 years he was the first thing I saw in the morning and the last thing I saw before falling asleep. When we would go for walks he wouldn’t watch the path he would turn back and constantly make sure I was still with him. What he didn’t know is I needed him as much as he needed me. To say I’m heart broken is an understatement. I’m shattered down to my core. The only consistent love I’ve ever had in my life is gone. I would move mountains for Swift, and I promise I fucking tried. I’ve lost a part of my soul with him. I wish I could do more. I wish I got more. I would give anything in the world right now to have him next to me. I’ve experienced a lot of grief in my life but this is a rare kind. I’ve loved Swift more than I loved myself on numerous occasions. I would do it all again. Every appointment, every cancelled plan, every adjustment in my schedule to make sure he got what he needed. I love that dog more than I love life itself. I hope he knows that. Thank you all for loving him too.

@readytoroII @amazonmilkfrog You dont know what I eat, bud. There you go assuming again.

@thecheddarbeard @amazonmilkfrog it's pretty clear the ingredients of that bread without even having to read a list of them, but how are you going to know that when you gladly eat that garbage bread every day lmao

what is with the european hate against the sandwich loaf. like. it's not all plastic wonderbread. it's literally just regular bread in a sandwich loaf shape.

@readytoroII @amazonmilkfrog And you know the ingredients of that bread just from a picture? No, you've assumed that and cited the Irish ruling on Subway's dough because you don't actually know what the fuck you're talking about.

@thecheddarbeard @amazonmilkfrog I don't give a fuck about subway in Ireland, I'm saying what's in the picture is not regular bread, dipshit

@readytoroII @amazonmilkfrog That was Subway in Ireland, dipshit.

@amazonmilkfrog that is not, in any way, shape or form, regular bread. it has even been named cake because of the amount of sugar and preservatives it has, so it's not regular bread at all

@wedwd3145 @amazonmilkfrog @RandomNumber758 Basing your whole argument on Subway is the funniest way to tell everyone you're fat. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

@amazonmilkfrog @RandomNumber758 the fact that its declared "cake" by health agencies because of how much sugar it has twin

@darkdroogie Yall got weisbrot so sit down, Helmut.

apparently american lemonade isn't actual lemonade ??? like it's not fizzy ?

@k4edys This is that same UK logic like getting mad at the US for saying soccer when you guys invented the word, or for using Imperial units of measure when you came up with the system 😂

@RobSchneider @GoForItLasVegas @DisneyABCTV @jimmykimmel How bout this gem? Seems like pretty "dangerous rhetoric".

@GoForItLasVegas @DisneyABCTV @jimmykimmel But not free From consequences

At long last, @DisneyABCTV have you no sense of human decency?!

@RobSchneider @acnewsitics @DisneyABCTV Certainly seems like dangerous politically violent rhetoric to threaten to destroy an entire civilization on fuckin Easter, no? How about when Trump posted an image of Biden hogtied in a pickup. And those weren't even jokes Trump was making. Grow up and look in the mirror.

@acnewsitics @DisneyABCTV But not free From consequences

@Big12Pokes @nullifieed39081 @Breaking911 How about you keep that same energy about all the times Trump has gone after his political opponents' wives and he's not even a comedian. Hell, he did it that pussy Cruz Stop your hypocritical crying it's downright silly.

@nullifieed39081 @Breaking911 What? I said to not attack his wife. You can’t be real

Jimmy Kimmel: "Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump… you have a glow like an expectant widow."

@NomiCraft @dpakman @FLOTUS A.) You've done great proving that you dont understand the concept of Rhetoric. It was a simply worded, uncomplex age joke about an old president who recently fell the fuck asleep on TV. Remember those Biden is so old jokes? Yeah. B.) Jimmy's show was 2 days before the event.

@dpakman @FLOTUS It's not a first amendment issue if she's requesting that a network take action to stop what sounds like dangerous rhetoric to her. She isn't using to government's power to shut him down.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@chris_simoneau @GregABedard

@GregABedard Greg, don't be condescending, and certainly do not tell me to settle down. I know what I'm looking at, and you know it. They drafted these TWO for a reason. We'll revisit this in a couple of years.

OT Dametrious Crownover Oh, I liked him ... but another OT? Dametrious Crownover, Texas A&M (6-7, 319, 5.15): He's a big Boy. Got a little nasty to him. Big butt. I like him a lot. I think he's better than Marcus Bryant.

@DougDaDude1 @theepicmap Massachusetts is #1 in Schools and #1 or 2 in Health Care. Worth every penny.

@theepicmap Tax payer in this region..🤷

How is it living in this part of the United States?

@ODennyBoy @jetswhispers

@jetswhispers This Vrabel worship by the media is nauseating...

There is a story behind the crumpled-up Joe Brady sign at the NFL Meeting. When Mike Vrabel was leaving the AFC coaches' media breakfast this morning, he walked by the table where his new AFC rival coach was talking, picked up the sign, and mangled it up in full WWE mode, and the two coaches laughed.

Yo im finna sue someone over this shit. That’s MY FACE!?!

@GerryPo @unusual_whales @CheyCab How about we don't go to fucking war like...idk...the platform the orange idiot said when he campaigned? Just a thought.

The Pentagon purchased $2 million worth of Alaskan king crab in September, per new released documents seen by MSN.