Cilly Black Magic 🧙‍♀️

@AlfieOrdinary Do you still bring your keyboard to gigs, or are you just a DJ now?

Do straight men still play acoustic guitar at parties or are they all DJs now?

@KieranBlunt24 You're sexy too beautiful

@franciscandruid Please do!

I should recreate this

@tommysplanet @BritainElects @OpiniumResearch How about 25?

@BritainElects @OpiniumResearch If the Labour Party was led by anybody else, it would be 20 points ahead in the polls

📊 Labour lead at 18pts Westminster voting intention LAB: 42% (-3) CON: 24% (-1) REF: 12% (+1) LDEM: 10% (+2) GRN: 7% (+1) via @OpiniumResearch, 05 - 07 Jun buff.ly/3yFzpSK

Boomers and Gen Z have something they want to say to the Conservative government.

@justalilsky 👀

Today my home city has its very first pride parade. Only one thing for it... Better Sissy that march!

REGISTER TO VOTE NOW!!!

@J_acks0n The Second pic really says Sith with a gay lisp, which is hard to do.

Happy Star Wars day one and all x #May4thBeWithYou

I wasn't overlooked, I was just asleep.

Sending the first 300 migrants to Rwanda costs £1.8m each. To put that in context, school funding is around £7,600 per child per year. So the cost of sending one migrant to Rwanda would get 234 children education for a year. Is that a good use of money?

@AlfieOrdinary Alright Doja

You said what you said

Can someone check on @misterjoeblack I think she’s cracked

BRB, just levitating down his street.

@justalilsky I'm not ok

Did you enjoy Mr Bates Vs The Post Office? Then you'll love Mr Ordinary Vs The Railway! Coming this Fall.

"OK guys. If you promise to withdraw your letters, I'll tell you where the Princess of Wales is..."

@J_acks0n Darling just start the Just For Fans already!

whos gonna help me buy a new phone/phone case 😭😇

🚨 BREAKING: Henry Staunton has now unearthed the memo that raises serious questions about Kemi Badenoch's denial regarding Post Office compensation Memo says: "Now was not the time for dealing with long-term issues... needed a plan to ‘hobble’ up to the election" [@thetimes]