Alex McDuckson 🦆

7/ Composition beats megapixels And Apple hides one of the best tools by default. Settings → Camera → Grid → ON

somewhere Gary Larson just sat bolt upright in bed without knowing why

A brief return to say RIP @jillsobule - I never did work out why she followed me, but it was an amazing honour to get random likes from her for stuff 💔

@Lisa9Sophia @AlboMP @MarkJCarney Who was the minister of immigration when the perpetrator was let in? Just asking a random question here..

@AlboMP @MarkJCarney You’re a disgrace In Sydney a Mum has been ripped from her children in her home, bashed and burnt to death in a car by a group of masked assailants. This country has descended in crime, violence and chaos under Labor And here you are talking about Vegemite

Vegemite is back on the menu in Canada. Thanks to Prime Minister @markjcarney for working with Australia to make it happen. 🇦🇺🇨🇦

@AlboMP @MarkJCarney Lolol

@lemire I am a support manager for a company that sells appliances running FreeBSD internally. I’ve been doing this for 8 years and it’s so good, I’ve never had to know FreeBSD - forums.freebsd.org/threads/netapp…

FreeBSD is a well-established operating system, akin to Linux but with distinct origins. It powers critical systems such as Sony's PlayStation and Netflix's infrastructure. In FreeBSD, the standard C function for generating a random integer within a specified range, like between 0 and 10, is `arc4random_uniform`. Recently, developer @FUZxxl enhanced this core function by optimizing the number of divisions required per function call. This optimization resulted in significant performance improvements. The takeaway from this development is that even highly established functions can benefit from further optimization. Reference: - Fast Random Integer Generation in an Interval, ACM Transactions on Modeling and Computer Simulation, Volume 29, Issue 1, 2019.

@Steviejoebrown At a guess? Guys company denied a service which led to a family members death. Or maybe he himself is now terminal for similar reasons

United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson was assassinated this morning. Here's the surveillance video of the shooting Who did it ? Who paid for it ? Why did they do it ?

Forbes 30 under 30 has been doing this for years.

@an_anna_liszt @karlykingsley @TheMelWestbrook Yeah he must have had some heads up of some really appalling vexatious prosecution being planned by the incoming administration.

@karlykingsley @TheMelWestbrook Whataboutism is alive and well apparently. Deflector shields on full, I guess. Regardless of what Trump did, Biden doing this is both unsurprising and should give you pause, given how many people - including Biden himself- loudly said he wouldn't do this.

( 🧵) If you’re upset about President Biden pardoning his son today, here’s a list of Trump pardons you ponder instead 👇👇 Albert J. Pirro, Jr.: With less than an hour to go before Biden is sworn in, Trump granted a full pardon to Albert J. Pirro, Jr. Pirro, Jr., the ex-husband of Fox News host and Trump ally Jeanine Pirro, was convicted on conspiracy and tax evasion charges in 2000.

Swifties with closing night tickets just now discovering they can’t get into Canada because they have a felony on their record is a genre I didn’t know existed but it does

@BBSoFL @lauracaresalot @justinbaragona Failing businesses, stiffing creditors, reneging on promises? Yes.

@lauracaresalot @justinbaragona No, he is second worse, but at least he has business and economics experience. She has none.

The ending of the Fox News interview typifies how the whole thing went. Bret Baier: "We're talking over each other, and I apologize." Harris: "I would like that we had a conversation that was grounded in the full assessment of the facts." Baier: "Madam Vice President, they are wrapping me very hard here."

@BBSoFL @justinbaragona You seen the moron the other guys are running?

@justinbaragona She doesn’t answer the question. She is by far the worst nomination of a major party candidate there ever was.

@genZvisionaries @MeghanMcCain lol that’s quite the gymnastics there little guy. It in fact shows the opposite - how much critical thinking they have, that they’ll listen to someone they ideologically disagree with on many topics.. and your orange pooper is so bad that Dick Cheney would vote for his opponent

Now, I know democrats want to reinvent history and turn my Dad into any illusion you guys need him to be depending on the political moment you need to bastardize his memory for… But please don’t make me start sharing what I remember him ACTUALLY saying about Kamala Harris….

Accurate

@rodcoffman @CraigRozniecki Did they clap for you too buddy? 🤣

@CraigRozniecki I was at a restaurant in San Diego & mentioned I was thinking about going to the Trump rally. Everyone wanted to know where it was.

So, some family of mine is in town. My mom, dad, brother, two nieces, son and I went to a place in deep-red Ohio last night. Seriously, next to 'boonies' in the dictionary is a picture of this place. My mom decided to wear a shirt which read, "I'd rather vote for a prosecutor than a felon 2024." In response, she received several thumbs-ups, a high-five, and a few comments along the lines of, "I can't believe anyone would support that guy." Again, this is DEEP-RED Ohio. There are more of us than them. Stay positive and motivated; get out the vote; spread the truth; and go vote! We got this! #VoteHarrisWalz #VoteHarrisWalzToSaveDemocracy

@alaskahelo @JoshEakle Every IT person who isn’t selling voting machines wants paper ballots. But ones designed to a national standard, not whatever bs a local election authority comes up with

"And she was just convicted of a 9-year prison sentence for hacking voting machines." ~ JoshEakle Setting aside the grammatical atrocity that is that sentence, it is factually untrue. Not a single charge was for 'hacking voting machines' but thank you for admitting voting machines are hackable. Electronic voting machines are hackable.

This woman isn't an illegal alien. She isn't black. She isn't a Democrat. She's the Republican County Clerk of Mesa County, CO. And she was just convicted of a 9-year prison sentence for hacking voting machines. She did it to help Trump, driven by his big lie that the election was stolen. She was caught using her power to subvert Democracy, steal from the taxpayers, and undermine the rule of law. Remember: MAGA is a cabal of criminals. Every accusation they make against the other side is a confession.

@BrandyBeeRose @auzzieldy @toJamesConnor An anti corruption platform while appointing most of his family to government positions..

Yeahhhh. Here’s the thing. I see people out here - politicians, celebs all doing illegal and sketchy sh-t, but the one dude that’s run on an anti-corruption platform is being prosecuted relentlessly in case after case for everything you can think of. Only a moron doesn’t go - wow, that’s weird…

🧵I’ve read through the evidence section—the first 85 pages—of Jack Smith filing on Trump’s private criminal efforts to stay in power despite knowing that he’d lost the election. The evidence is stunning. It’s clear why Trump did not want the public to see this testimony. 13 things jumped out to me on Trump’s attempt to defraud the American people and steal the 2020 election.

@BrandyBeeRose @Suedy58 @toJamesConnor товарищ, they have voicemails from your orange lord telling people to do crimes. That is what we call a primary source, not hearsay

Sworn testimony… y’all act like we’re living in the Puritan age and people don’t CONSTANTLY lie to us on the daily. God, you people are more gullible than actual cattle.