Eric LaMonica

Halftime show was dope

Brevity is the soul of that thing you use to show that you’re smart and also funny, but not really so much in an arrogant way, by using the least amount of words to make something funny from your point of view for the enjoyment of others around you. There’s a name for it. Is it w

Tell everyone they no longer have the right to wear a mask so they’ll start wearing them. The freedom levels will shoot through the roof!

This is really going to hurt. @ Flaming Grill & Buffet of Malden instagram.com/p/B1fFjgopc7q/…

If the Earth's so flat why do I get the spins everytime I drink 24 beers alone?

Come to @improvasylum tonight at 8pm to see the new NXT revue "Air Farce One". It has props. You guys like props right? Ok cool.

@chrissyteigen Joe Bodkin pickup line: "from my experience? girls like simple. Girl walks by "girl? You're my job. I gotta do you."

Joe Bodkin pickup line: "from my experience? girls like simple. Girl walks by "girl? You're my job. I gotta do you."

Join @theericlamonica 2night at 10PM 4 #HalfCocked. This week's topic: Video Games. bit.ly/HalfCked

Who needs Moo goo gai pan when you have Cow Cum lady pot?@CearaOSullivan @jbrothers @CavanRogers @Smarzipantz

The Best of Improv Asylum is 2night and 2tomorrow! 2 not forget to get tix. bit.ly/SL-BEST

You can't fake effort unless you try

We humbly present the @StephenDooher booty shake:

Dreams do come true. @IAHouseTeams returns tonight at 8PM. $7 2+ hours of improv bit.ly/IAHteams

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to our incredibly talented female cast members!

Join @jbrothers @RyMcFarland @AlbinoBurrito20 @theericlamonica and Tony for #VanityProject bit.ly/VanityP

Nxt Best of show going on now!!!! Come down @improvasylum

Halfway there @improvasylum @HoagieJR @MattCatanzano @CavanRogers Erin berry Bryan Patterson

#NoRest15 kicks off in 3.5 hours! 24 hours of improv & entertainment for @GlobeSanta >> bit.ly/NoRest15 🎅🏻

Id rather have these guys officiating the pats game than the unethical hacks from the broncos… instagram.com/p/-9u58tKzw9/