Frogman

classics ba here. it’s called the odyssey because it’s about all the odd stuff he seed

hurt people hurt people.

guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago

Hacker: I'm in, but security on this node is even tighter His assistant Klaus (a U-Boat captain who accidentally time traveled from 1915): Bitte, senden Sie ein Telegramm an den Kaiser Hacker: No Klaus, there's no time. We'll have to just bypass the firewall directly

last night was an urban legend

looking for a beautiful woman to eat sushi with

shooters shoot

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

It all happens in the Big O

hyping myself up in the bathroom at a house party

Wrong again, idiot! It's not "gaslighting", I'm lying to you. And I'm not doing it to "make you feel crazy", I'm doing it because it's fun and I don't respect you. If that makes you feel crazy, it's probably a you problem.

i was born in the right generation, i love smoking weed and listening to dungeons and dragons podcasts

Straight up in the garden rn where the hose at???

I just used an entire bottle of India ink and didn’t stain my hands AT ALL

@BrianRiccella @Brcremer Bet it makes you mad though

@thefinalgrape @Brcremer Irrelevant

I’m a Christian. 3 things I don’t want in our public schools: 1. Hungry kids going without food. 2. Religion imposed on kids because of a self obsessed political movement. 3. Hungry kids going without food thinking that’s what God wants because of said political movement.

@sunshinedaisy @Brcremer Hey, I actually had cocksucking as my 0 hour class all of junior year. It was really helpful for me and I think it’s actually really beneficial for anyone with an open mind!

@Brcremer But teaching the oral sex ok?