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@firki07 Bsdk unki godi mein baith kar karta tha trading ??

@Panks_Arora Stop fooling people with made up stories. No one can cancel the order once placed.

Last night at 9 PM, I saw a #Zomato delivery guy crash near the ice cream cart. His right hand and leg were injured. People told him to slow down, but he said he got 3 calls from customers threatening, “If you don’t arrive in 5 minutes, I’ll cancel my order.” If he cancels, he told me he might lose his ride fee and get his rating downgraded. This kind of pressure is insane no order is worth risking your life for. We need more empathy for delivery workers, not threats and rush orders. #DeliveryPressure #RoadSafety #BeKind

@stefdhrhsf You said Marathi Hindu. If you really are, then go and watch chaava. You will never make a post like this, after you learn about our glorious ancestors.

@thegiaintslayer Dale Cooper is a movie/series character Christians can be Marathi-speaking, and religion is different. The East Indian Christians of Mumbai/Vasai (Bassein) speak local dialect of Marathi

As a Marathi Hindu who eats mutton and believes in bali pratha, I have no moral authority to expect Muslims to stop doing or expecting police action on people who are doing it in controlled environments. Whatever happening in MH especially Mumbai is wrong. Its certain community and sect trying to impose their morality under guise of Hindutva.

@mumbaimatterz They already have 2BHK in other parts of the city 😄

The Big Question? Where have the illegal Slum Dwellers of #GaribNagar #BandraEast gone? Does the authorities have any clue? And No word of them being deported. Seems many other open spaces in MMR are waiting to be encroached.

@ItsAradhya__ Must be Mumbai incident

Late at night, a man stopped at a petrol pump to refill his car. ⛽🌙 The bill was around ₹3000, so he quickly scanned the QR code and paid through UPI. Money got deducted instantly from his account… but the petrol pump’s system kept showing: “Payment Pending.” ⚠️ Both of them waited for a few minutes, refreshing screens again and again, but nothing arrived on the operator’s side. Then the worker calmly said, “Sir, you can pay on another QR code. If the first payment comes later, I’ll personally return it.” Now imagine the situation… It’s midnight. ₹3000 is not a small amount. And trusting a stranger in a payment issue like this feels risky. Still, before making the second payment, the man took a photo of the worker and noted his phone number — just to stay safe. Then he paid again and left. But during the entire drive home, one thought kept bothering him: “What if both payments go through?” 🤔 Almost two hours later, his phone rang. It was the same petrol pump worker. “Sir, the first payment has also been received. I’m sending your money back right now.” Within minutes, ₹3000 was refunded to his account. 💯 What surprised him wasn’t the refund… It was the fact that the worker called on his own without being chased, threatened, or reminded. That night reminded him of something important: Not every delayed payment is a scam. Not every stranger is waiting to cheat you. And sometimes, taking a photo isn’t about distrust… it’s just about peace of mind. Because even today, some stories still end with honesty. 🙌

@pvsubramanyam Itni akal hoti sarkar mein to fir kya tha!

If BMC and Mumbai police bulldoze all illegal construction, the M population in Mumbai will go down dramatically

@NIKHILLJHA Note: my 3 months income goes in premiums only 🤣🤣🤣

🚨Many People have asked me, Which insurance policies do I have? First of all, Every person has a different life situation and a different need, So there is no one policy fits all, But here are my insurance covers👇 Health Insurance:- I have two families, One of my parents and my brother, Other is myself+wife and my son, So for my parents, I have a 25L Optima Super Secure, Due to the bonus, it is already at 1cr. For my family, I have 25L Niva Bupa Reassure 2.0 Due to the bonus, the cover is already at 1cr, On top of this, I have an ICICI Lombard Super top Activate booster of 90L. I built this up as I wanted to top up my cover at a cheap premium, Term Insurance, I dont have any loans, But have dependants in the family, I now have a 4cr term insurance with HDFC life, I only have a plain vanilla term plan, This will expire at the age of 65 years, No LIC policies, No ULIPs. No whole life insurance policies, Just plain vanilla term plan. Critical illness policy:- Since my family has a history of critical illness, I bought an ICICI Critishield policy for my wife, The cover is just at 40L, but it is a really good policy. Net Net, With this, I feel my entire insurance needs are fulfilled, P.S. Giving this disclosure as many people ask me about which policy I have,

@Pagal_aurat Hamare yaha to aisa nahi hota...but I understand that now chemists also have started giving discounts

10 dukaan ghum lo lekin inpe jo dawai chahiye wo hoti hai nahi.. fir dusri dawai deke bolte ye lelo bas thodi mehngi hai 🤡

@richapintoi MFs throw 80-90 kgs per day in the sea!! Wtf 😡😡😡

BMC has deployed two unmanned electric boats at Gateway of India and Badhwar Park areas to collect floating waste from the sea. Through these boats, approximately 80 to 90 kg of floating waste is collected daily from these locations. The boats are fully electric-operated and environment-friendly. They are equipped with a Vessel Traffic Management System (VTMS) and Global Positioning System (GPS), enabling monitoring of navigation routes, operational areas and safety. The boats are capable of carrying out floating waste collection in the sea in a more effective and systematic manner said civic officials.

@dhruv_rathee @MsAnjaliRB Press conference se teri gaaan marti hai kya?

Modi deserves to be humiliated everywhere he goes. He has not given a single press conference in 12 years since he became the Prime Minister. He fails to fulfill the basic transparency and accountability requirements of being a leader. I would like to encourage foreign journalists from other European countries to ask him questions wherever they see him, just like @HelleLyngSvends did. Embarrass him so much that he is forced to show some accountability in front of people. You will be doing great service for India’s progress.

@mumbaimatterz And it should continue too. Bandra East hosts World 's best MNCs. We need best infra there, not slums.

Finally at Bandra East... This need to have happened long long ago...

@nomadjourn @priyankac19 Ye vali medical emergency sirf mullo ko hi kyo aati hai???

Can’t imagine someone is defending a man caught urinating in a Delhi Metro lift that too in front of two girls by calling it hate and bigotry. Try defending this act by a senior citizen in London, Singapore, Dubai or any civilised city in the world & you’d get your answer! This act doesn’t need sensitivity and empathy it exposes lack of civic sense & disregard of public utility.

@ReetBhambhani BMC allows. If you have one, you can use it anytime during the day. Biggest benefit is that bikers and auto won't come nearby 😁😁

Who allowed cement mixers during peak hours?

@rajtoday Excellent. Bandra East hosts World 's best MNCs. And Govt should make it world class. Currently its all filth and garbage and mullas

One of the biggest demolitions by Western Railway and other authorities begins at Bandra East

@_sayema Just because he is mulla and wear topi doesn't mean it is justified you moron!!

Elderly often have troubles holding their urine. It’s a medical issue and not difficult to understand if one wants to. Prostrate issues, loose bladder n other complications often lead to episodes of incontinence. We need sensitivity and patience. Also, a lot of understanding. In India, bigotry and hate against minorities are add ons.

@prashantdba @dealztrendz Yes

@thegiaintslayer @dealztrendz Is samsung good ?

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@munabraindumps What is your insta?

guys my tiktok fyp is full of belly button piercings...is that a sign

@Zaffar_Nama Buy a packet of condoms

I fuelled up my car yesterday with 30 litres of petrol. Today the prices are up by Rs. 3/- so I saved Rs. 90/-. Please advise where can I invest Rs. 90/- for maximum returns.

@NIKHILLJHA I will choose Aditya Birla, because it has the same features at a lower cost + 100% premium back if you do 10000 steps in 325/365 days.

🚨For people up to 35 years Which policy will you choose and why?