Those who are tired of the anus are tired of life

@Im_RobM @Norm120

James Bond when Q shows him his latest gadget

@prestonchris86 @Norm120

Not really the time to be criticising his footballing ability is it? #LFC

@MustardSR3 @Norm120

@Pdiddzy_ @Norm120

@Norm120 @MWPutters @jonelse Longdong hahahaha

@MWPutters @thegilosilo @jonelse 😍😍

Custom wedges for groomsman

@Norm120 @UTDTrey No Arsenal fan would say this. Fraud

@UTDTrey From an Arsenal fan here too, I think that’s a pen. He catches him to chnage the direction of his leg, which ‘trips himself’. Wouldn’t be arguing this one. VAR is messing around with loads of decisions but let’s not sensationalise the correct ones!

Someone still needs to explain to me how this is a pen??? x.com/kqLsS8oKZe2376…

@elonmusk Gimp

@Norm120 @laur2137 Hahahahahaha. Aside from the excellent joke- what use is this robot in a kitchen extract duct that's in a ceiling void?!

@laur2137 @thegilosilo 😂

ADMIN POST - EMERGENCY UPDATE Very important updates incoming about Tommy's situation at Woodhill prison. Please make sure to share this information everywhere. Stay tuned, all eyes on this thread for updates.

@EvertonGear @LoftyBDino

@FabrizioRomano @DiscoMirror Rattled

🔵⚠️ Bernardo Silva: “We had a player injured after they sent him to the ground twice in 10 mins”. "First goal, referee called our captain then didn't allow him to recover his position”. “Second goal, their usual block to our keeper allowed by the referee”, told @DiscoMirror.

@NoContextHumans @LoftyBDino

A new era is born. #JurassicWorldRebirth

@NetflixUK @LoftyBDino

Mr. McMahon, a documentary series chronicling the rise and fall of the WWE's controversial founder, is coming to Netflix on 25 September! Including interviews with McMahon, his family, and some of the most iconic names in wrestling history.

@footballtweet @LoftyBDino hahaha

Sparta Prague returned to the Champions League for the first time in 19 years and this was their social media post... 😂

Quick story about Sven-Goran Ericksson (RIP). Such a good man, open and easy to talk to. You needed humility being the first “foreign” England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 manager, but one night we realised just how humble (and witty) he was. At a charity dinner after the World Cup in 2006, when he was no longer England manager, I was lucky enough to be on his table. Finding my moment, I asked “why did you include a 17 year old Theo Walcott in the World Cup squad when he hadn’t played a single game in the Premier league?” I didn’t want to upset him because it was a controversial decision at the time - he took an injured Wayne Rooney and a struggling Michael Owen but left out a fit and well Jermaine Defoe. But he replied “no, it’s a good question. Many would like to know. I could not say then, but I can now…” and explained his thinking with a measured response: “You know, the countries that do well at World Cups always have a ‘secret weapon’. A player unknown to the other teams, to bring on as a substitute to help win a game in the latter stages. This was Theo. And we agreed to use him only in a semi-final or the final.” He and his assistant Tord Grip had seen Walcott in a reserve game at Arsenal and said Theo had “lightening pace” and was “extremely skilful.” Theo was “the perfect unknown quantity to surprise teams and steal a goal and win a championship. That’s why we took him, not Jermaine” he concluded. I then offered “but Sven, in the quarter final v Portugal we lost on penalties. After Rooney got sent off, surely that was the time to bring on Walcott - not Peter Crouch as you did - to use Theo’s pace and score an extra time winner when we were down to 10 men?” He looked at me as if it was the first time anyone had ever suggested the idea. He looked ruefully at all of us on the table and said “well now that you say it, yes maybe I should have. In retrospect, this was a mistake.” The table went silent. We all seemed to be contemplating what could have been, for England and for Theo Walcott. Sven broke the silence with “Omid. Tell us a joke.” I laughed coz it was a delightfully off beat way to deflect, and without thinking, I did. A really inappropriate joke that got absolutely nothing. With a wink and a smile Sven then said “you see, it’s not always easy to think of the right thing to do in the moment, as Mr. Djalili just showed us, and so well.” Cue big laugh. We understood at that moment, sometimes even the best laid plans can go to cock. And that’s life. It was new information and no one judged him. Personally I was just thrilled he knew my name. #SvenGoranEriksson

@elonmusk What are you talking about you daft bollock

It’s 2030 in the UK & you’re being executed for posting a meme …

@TRobinsonNewEra Gimp

My kids are crying , we come here so I could spend some quality time with them . Now they are scared people are coming here to get them. The daily Mail have purposely doxxed the exact location of my family . How can they be allowed to do this.

@NotFarLeftAtAll @LoftyBDino

@LoftyBDino @HLTCO Oh my word. I cannot wait for that!

@HLTCO @thegilosilo mate this is unhinged

Steve Coogan playing Mick McCarthy in a film? I am so, incredibly IN.