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Did Lane Kiffin leave his dog in Oxford, MS?! Or is the ownership of @JuiceKiffin a lie that got out of hand?
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Jackie | Mother of Degens 🐉
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Jackie | Mother of Degens 🐉
@thejackiedutton
Useless Crypto News | Crypto Satire | Voice of @BSCNews Podcast & Videos
East Coast, USA Katılım Nisan 2021
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@CryptoWendyO So many people are complaining Trump isn’t doing what he said because their shitcoin bags aren’t worth millions.
THIS is what the rational people voted for.
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@MediumSizeMeech Didn't Jennifer Grey get in a really bad car wreck that initiated damage she needed surgery for?
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@thejackiedutton And even with those procedures she still looks the same. It’s not a Jennifer Grey situation where she’s nearly unrecognizable
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Do they also individually split everything else? They each wash a sweatshirt, fold a towel, clean a dish? That is ABSURD and no real marriage operates on a completely 50/50 basis.
Tell him they should get a credit card they only use for dining out or other 50/50 expenses. At the end of the month they each pay half, and then use the points together to spend on something they decide like a vacation or flights, etc.
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My best friend is 36 years old.
He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account.
He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill.
How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?
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The LeBron of insider trading thinks married women are too stupid to get the right ID documents to vote everybody!!
Annnnd she turned off the comments
Nancy Pelosi@TeamPelosi
Once again, Trump is targeting women. He knows that married women don’t commit “fraud” by taking their husbands’ last names. But his “SAVE” Act charges them anyway. Document updates cost money. This is financial punishment for women — and we will stop it! #SaveActTaxesVoting
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@ScottPresler It’s the way they forced you to show this cardboard card TO WORK YOUR OWN JOB that did it for me, and fired you if you didn’t comply.
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The reason why the democrat party is such a joke
is they forced you to show vaccination cards to enter restaurants during COVID,
but are completely against ID to vote.
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You can be mad that your shitcoins and Solana aren't $9,000000000/token, but you have to be glad that Trump came in and nominated people with common sense who see crypto for what it is - usually NOT a security.
Price action across the market isn't his fault, bag holding is usually yours. The end.
RYAN SΞAN ADAMS - rsa.eth 🦄@RyanSAdams
THEY DID IT. The SEC and CFTC just dropped a landmark document that officially classifies crypto assets. They're actually telling us which crypto assets are securities and which ones aren't - by name! THIS IS SOMETHING GENSLER REFUSED TO DO (he focused on prosecuting crypto out of existence) This rule doc gives crypto many of the benefits of the clarity bill - it lifts us out of the gray market - it gives every asset a path. It's almost like the Clarity act just passed by way of regulator. (of course, the actual clarity act will harden all this into legislation and make it irreversible in the event we get another Gensler, we still want it) This rule says there's 5 categories for crypto assets: 1) Digital Commodities - assets tied to a functional, decentralized crypto system (e.g., BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP, ADA, DOGE). Not securities. (yes, they name them on page 14) 2) Digital Collectibles - NFTs, meme coins, artwork tokens, in-game items. Not securities (fractionalized collectibles may be an exception). 3) Digital Tools - membership tokens, credentials, domain names (e.g., ENS). Not securities. 4) Stablecoins - payment stablecoins under the GENIUS Act are not securities. Other stablecoins, it depends. 5) Digital Securities - tokenized versions of traditional securities. Like tokenized stocks. Always securities. Amazing! This makes so much sense I can't believe it's coming from a regulator. No more enforcement threats to Ethereum developers and crypto exchanges. How about the Howey test? More common sense! If an issuer makes specific promises of managerial efforts from which buyers expect profits, the offering is a security until those promises are fulfilled. Then it's a commodity. The asset itself was never the security, the deal around it was. (E.g. XRP was a security pre launch, became a commodity after). How about stuff like staking and mining? Mining? Not a securities transaction. Staking? Also not a securities transaction, that includes custodial and liquid staking even with LSTs! How about wrapping BTC? Not a securities transaction. Airdrops? NOT SECURITIES. NO MORE GEO BANS PROTECTING AMERICANS from free airdrops. Remember this is a joint doc from the SEC and CFTC, They're actually cooperating on this, no internal strife, this is binding to both. SEC regulates $80-100 trillion assets CFTC regulates $5-10 trillion assets Both of the world's largest capital markets are showing us that crypto assets are here to stay and they're welcome alongside traditional assets. Every country will follow. This is the biggest move toward legitimacy I've seen in all my time in crypto. Maybe bigger than the genius act since is covers all crypto assets. Well done @MichaelSelig and @SECPaulSAtkins. And especially well done to the indefatigable @HesterPeirce. Her fingerprints are all over this, couldn't have happened without her eight years of principles-based curiosity.
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@CamiRusso HOW did the HEX guy miss this opportunity to flex his wardrobe?
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This VF photo and article ("Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously") feel so off to me and I was trying to figure out why.
I think it's because it feels like something that was written in the 2018 era of crypto -- where belief was almost everything the industry had going for it. blockchains and tokens were live but mostly just to gamble with.
so a photoshoot that portrays crypto people as this excentric rag tag group who somehow still hang on to their weird ideals even as prices crash made sense back then.
But not today.
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Genuinely - how is this different from their regular version of "insider trading" fundamentally? It's all just another form of profiteering with our tax dollars
Or is the real issue that we can track accounts and wallets instantly on these platforms, and you know one of these greedy boomers are going to FAFO and alert of us of something HUGE and potentially a National Security Risk by placing a bet and exposing themselves?
You bet on "war" when you buy Raytheon stock knowing they're getting an exclusive contract, too.
BSCN@BSCNews
🇺🇸POLITICS: DEMOCRAT SENATORS INTRODUCE "BETS OFF ACT" TO BAN GOVT INSIDERS FROM PREDICTION MARKETS According to the draft text, the Banning Event Trading on Sensitive Operations and Federal Functions, aka BETS OFF Act, will ban the trading of several categories of events, including war, assassination, and terrorism. It will also ban any event that is not financial, commercial, or economic if it is a government action, if someone knows the outcome in advance, or if someone has complete control over the outcome.
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A major difference between these photos is that my outfit was a halloween costume.
They are wearing a their regular clothes.
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@JoeyjojoShabudu I mean, it’s actually a good picture of my face so it’s fine lol
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@thejackiedutton Lol. 🤣Still better than 90% of the population.🔥
But, yeah, lesson learned, right?
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When you do an interview with a major publication make sure the picture they use is you dressed as Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation
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When anyone in crypto tells a normie about their job:
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson
President Trump: “Who do you work for?” Reporter: “NOTUS.” Trump: “I don’t even know who the hell that is… you better get yourself a real job.”
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Just so you know, this series is absolutely amazing so far.
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@littleapostate Absolutely *not* evil. If people cannot respect the fact that you want a minute then they aren't as supportive as they claim.
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I am scared to ask twitter this but I am also very curious
when you gave birth, did you allow family to come visit immediately? Or did you allow space for just you and your baby to bond? Or is it evil to want to space for you and baby to bond????
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@Polymarket Is this the guy who also has erectile dysfunction and needed 4 dick surgeries? Or is this someone else?
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BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay.
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You are really missing the human element here.
You focus on “cancer is progressing” but everyone else is focusing on “buying her some precious time”
The ability to extend life with some kind of quality that isn’t chemo or radiation, to give people the possibility to see weddings, babies born, take another vacation, spend more time with family is the real point.
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If you read the full article from the University, not only is the dog's cancer not "cured," they even say it's progressing!!!
Patrick Heizer@PatrickHeizer
Case in point: so many comments are saying the dog's cancer was "cured," when the article literally says, and I quote, "probably halved... It hasn't completely disappeared."
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@NathanpmYoung At the very least, buy time and improve quality of life with something that doesn’t come with chemo or radiation side effects.
The way the few are clinging to “muh regulation” and big Daddy FDA’s paperwork bullshit is gross.
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I can understand if this story is false but Patrick’s take seems confusing.
Many people would pay $100,000s to cure a loved one of cancer. Either that’s possible or it’s not.
Patrick Heizer@PatrickHeizer
Sorry to be the downer because this is an impressive story in some senses. But it is ~trivially easy to make a single mRNA vaccine. It's not hard. I cure mice of various cancers with various therapeutics all the time. I've made mice lose more weight in a month than tirzepatide does in a year. What is hard and expensive is proving its BOTH safe AND effective **in a randomized and controlled study in humans** while ALSO manufacturing it at clinical scale and grade. I am happy for this man and his dog. It is impressive. But y'all are overhyping it.
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Imagine having the arrogant hubris to read about a guy helping his dog with cancer using AI and $3k, and shitting all over it by validating its possibilities but remaining on your knees for “the regulation”
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