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Did Lane Kiffin leave his dog in Oxford, MS?! Or is the ownership of @JuiceKiffin a lie that got out of hand?

@datingbyblaine This screams dumb and lazy gold digger

DC client says he deleted Hinge after matching with a cute doctor whose location was set to Georgetown. He's based in Georgetown too, and he’s excited. They're texting, she’s free Friday, he makes a reservation at his favorite neighborhood restaurant, then she texts… “I actually live in Baltimore, I just set my location to DC because the men here are awful. Can you meet somewhere closer to me?” 🙄

About me: I once got in trouble at my religious preschool for singing Jimmy Buffett’s “Changes in Lattitudes” for show & tell.

If you’ve ever lived in LA (I have) you will know that place is too far gone to actually do the right thing. Spencer would be better than either of these two Goblins, but trust, one of them will win and not him.

If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.

@t_sadiity Electrolyte mixers, fruit, and get a hydrojug or Stanley or brumate cup to keep you on track

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️

If you love Big Dogs and rhyming bedtime stories for kids, I have the perfect children’s book for you! Two Big Dogs Go to the Zoo - on Amazon and free with KDP

@MrStevenSteele @HustleBitch_ Hoes spend their whole lives complaining that men are immature and then act surprised when men love a woman 20+ years younger than them 🤪

@HustleBitch_ He seems like a confident, charismatic m, successful dude that takes care of himself. Of course he attracts younger women. Not sure why this is shocking or controversial to people.

🚨 26-YEAR-OLD EXPLAINS HER SEX LIFE WITH HER 60-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND — AND THE INTERNET IS MELTING DOWN A couple with a 34-year age gap is going viral after casually answering the two questions everyone was already thinking: “How do you even have a sex life?” …and: “Does she have access to his credit card?” The husband, who’s 60, says testosterone replacement therapy gives him “the libido of a 20-year-old” while his 26-year-old wife openly says she’s “wildly attracted” to him. Then the conversation somehow gets even more intense. When asked about money? He admits she has “free access” to his credit card but insists she’s not “entitled” and still runs her own business. Now the comments are completely divided: • “This is either true love or the greatest PR campaign ever.” • “Bro is living in a Viagra commercial.” • “The confidence gap is honestly crazier than the age gap.” • “The chemistry is actually freaking people out.” The more they answer questions… the more people can’t stop watching. Is this genuine love… or does something about this dynamic feel completely off to you? 📹: TikTok/gracenfaithg

@FiredUpCoug Wait until she discovers chickens

My fellow dudes on x, I need to ask you a favor. My wife has discovered a new hobby, landscaping. We've spent $2,000 on plants, dirt, bark over the last 2 weeks. I'm sunburned, and out of ibuprofen I need this post go viral so I can pay for all this. Why couldn't she have chosen sourdough bread? Or crochet? Or triathlons?

@brokencuffs I swear like a well-educated sailor around my parents but THIS back and forth is something I don’t understand at all. Moreover, if I had a teenager that was “friends” with one who spoke to them this way “as a joke” I’d be really pissed

My parents are not uptight at all and generally have a great sense of humor I would have NEVER dreamed of speaking to them like this let alone get spoken to like this I try to avoid cursing around them and I’m 31

@TiffaniMarie483 Sounds like the witch in a fairy tale that gets shoved into an oven in the end.

My 4yo wanted to be close to me during lunch. MIL was hurt that he didn’t want her, so she resorted to the most petty behavior I’ve ever seen from a full grown adult. MIL: “Oh that’s sad you don’t want to be by me. I was going to give you this candy, but now I’m not.” Grow up!

@Kalshi I’m sorry why are we making Henry audition when the part has been his for years? A formality?

JUST IN: Auditions for the next James Bond have officially begun

@UbermenschMind Yes.

These two are the only valid options

@Toribabieegirl It’s 1 and 4 and everything else is completely unnecessary.

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

Say it with me: Nobody is entitled to anyone else’s money, even family. Then tell your wife I said it. Has she priced daycare lately? Has she priced years of daycare in one lump sum? She’s lucky your mom didn’t send her an invoice for backpay after that comment just to put it in perspective. I notice in this story HER mother or parents weren’t mentioned in ability to provide care or money… maybe point that out too.

AM I WRONG FOR CHOOSING MY MOTHER OVER MY WIFE? My wife and I have a son who is about to turn five. For years, my parents, mostly my mother, have provided full time childcare at no cost. She follows every rule we set, no screens, no sweets, routines exactly as asked, and our son adores her. We genuinely could not afford daycare, and even if we could, it would not compare. Recently, we learned my parents have been quietly paying my older brother’s rent. He has a long history of poor choices, and my wife made a sharp comment about favoritism and how the problem child always gets rewarded. My mother snapped back hard, saying she spends forty hours a week caring for our child and can do whatever she wants with her money, even waste it entirely. The language was intense and shocked everyone. My wife demanded an apology. My mother apologized for the wording but doubled down on the message, saying her finances are not up for debate…….. 👇

@Polymarket This sounds like a job for @bryan_johnson

JUST IN: Study suggests hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.

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You know how sometimes something comes across your feed SO good you don't even care if there might be a chip in your brain that's powering your algorithm suggestions? Here's my latest one: Dutch[.]com for online Veterinary care. (**Obviously if something is very wrong - take your pet to an in-person clinic**) But if you just need Rx refills? Standard Flea & Tick meds? A prescription food? Dutch is AMAZING. My Big Dog has allergies, environmental, and takes a small dose of allergy meds daily. But at his regular (very thorough) vet, this means over $350 in blood work, pee tests, etc 2x per year. PLUS a ton of vaccines he doesn't need since he doesn't do dog parks or boarding. Personally, I'd rather save these $$$ visits for when something mysterious is going on with him. But Dutch? With a code, I get UNLIMITED VISITS for up to 5 pets for under $100 FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. AND Dutch price matches any medication so you aren't overpaying for the Rx either. I just had my first vet visit with them over Zoom less than 2 days after signing up, and it was amazing. Less than 10 mins, and I got all the refills I needed for his standard care. 10000/10 Service and such an amazing relief to know this is an option when going in-person isn't practical or necessary.

@naurpillled And the irony is, the MIL's with your beautiful perspective will be welcomed as soon as possible. It's the selfish, intrusive, expect-to-be-entertained ones that just can't understand why they're being held back until the new mom has the energy for them.

The point is it wouldn’t MATTER how I feel because the birth of my son’s baby is not about ME, it’s about HIM & his family. Bye

@Bill_Skanely @inventorShelton @jonfavs Lmfao. He had a house in Pacific Palisades but the AIRSTREAM trailer is “fancy”?

@inventorShelton @jonfavs you're twisting the argument. no one said he should do that. he bought a fancy airstream trailer, parked it on the burned down lot, and took photos as-if he WERE living there. why spend $100k on a trailer for photos that are, at best, untruthful?

Right, because he's filthy rich and the trailer was a media stunt, much like his entire campaign.