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@CodifyBaseball He probably hasn't either cause these guns are all juiced

Jacob Misiorowski threw 49 pitches tonight at 100+ MPH and no one's ever done that in one game before.

@DanEckam @MarioNawfal Shut up

@MarioNawfal "as long as she doesn't [...] mention she was ever a judge" Seriously? Show me where the agreement she signed prevents her from uttering a *true statement* about the past. That would be unconstitutional under the First Amendment wouldn't it? Source, or it didn't happen.

🇺🇸 The first openly LGBT judge in Texas has agreed to a lifetime ban from the bench after having a defense attorney handcuffed in her own courtroom. Judge Rosie Speedlin Gonzalez ordered the attorney into custody mid-hearing after an argument over whether she'd coached her client to change his plea. The lawyer was cuffed and placed in the jury box until she agreed to "conduct herself professionally." Gonzalez faced up to 20 years on felony unlawful restraint charges. Those were dropped Monday, the same day she signed the resignation agreement. She can still officiate weddings, as long as she doesn't wear a robe or mention she was ever a judge. Source: San Antonio Express-News

@FBIDirectorKash Where's my museum Kash?

🚨 An IED was placed at MacDill Air Force Base - home to CENTCOM and U.S. Special Operations Command. A brother and sister have now been indicted. One is in custody for accessory and evidence tampering and the primary suspect is charged with explosives offenses and is currently in China. This FBI, working with our partners, will continue pursuing all those responsible and ensure they are brought to justice, no matter where they are.

@BertMcCracken10 @GhettoGronk @grok That's wrong

@GhettoGronk @grok what win-loss record would the New York giants have this season if all games ended at the end of the third quarter? How does that compare to their actual record?

The 2025 Giants if NFL games were only 3 quarters

@RyanGarciaESM But they also won the game when Torre did that

Joe Torre sat Wade Boggs, Tino Martinez, and Paul O'Neill for Game 4 of the 1996 World Series to get platoon advantages

@BarstoolBigCat This is art

🚨NFL Week 3 Computer Power Rankings🚨 Lot of movement at the top

@SonnyBunch Yay more blaming Trump for stuff that never actually happens.

(A less confident prediction: Nexstar and Sinclair won't air Kimmel and Carr will intimate that this is a win for the Trump administration and the FCC and Trump supporters will still pretend that's a totally cool and fine thing for the FCC to be in the business of doing.)

Prediction: A brief "I fucked up and misspoke, no excuses" followed by a "hey we should all tone things down a little, that's all I was trying to say" before never mentioning any of this again until he retires at the end of his current contract.

@Breaking911 Good

MSNBC: "What you are seeing here is a movement called 'Christian Nationalism.'"

@_RationalCenter @washingtonpost Shut the fuck up

Breaking news: Jeanine Pirro, then a weekend host on Fox News, now the U.S. attorney for D.C., told the chairman of the Republican National Committee in a September 2020 text message that she was determined to aid President Trump and the Republican Party. wapo.st/47nm9Sr

@evlev1 @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays Those are the Mona Lisa of socks

@PardonMyTake He didn’t understand why I didn’t get the hype @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays

Today’s Mount Rushmore Things We Don’t Understand The Hype About

@SonnyBunch third world scammers its a huge problem

between the third world scammers and the straight-up AI bots farming engagement it's a real horror show out there

12 millions it's huge ammount

@SenTedCruz Y don't you safeguard our land from Chinese ownership Lyin Ted

RELEASE: Sen. Cruz Introduces Bill Safeguarding Schools From Influence by Foreign Adversaries cruz.senate.gov/newsroom/press…

@ElectionWiz Malazan Book of the Fallen

What books have you been reading this summer?

@RobJames12345 @day_dinker @ElectionWiz The best book!!

@day_dinker @ElectionWiz Count is my next one. Getting excited.

@SouthDallasFood @C_3C_3 Oh well in that case

@C_3C_3 That’s not just A bearded man in a dress… Jonathan Van Ness is THE bearded man in a dress lol. He is well loved and respected in the beauty community.

This is real. Not a skit. Not parody. Ulta now has a bearded man in a dress as a spokesman. This won’t go the way they think it will. It ain’t 2020-2024 anymore.

@HSingh1708 @LeadingReport You're an idiot

@LeadingReport Trump is framing Obama because he is black Racism is at peak since Trump becomes PRESIDENT Obama facing all of this because he is black

BREAKING: President Trump says that Barack Obama has immunity regarding the Russia hoax.

@Richard_Harambe Gonna tell my wife I quit alcohol for crack

Hunter makes a convincing case for crack

@AP Cause soccer is gay

Is it football or soccer? AP’s James Robson breaks down why Americans use the term soccer and why the debate over the world’s most popular sport’s name is still going strong.

@AlexBerenson @TheEliKlein The condescending dismissal of the abnormal increase of autism rates is quite a look

Look, if your kid has autism, I get why you want to blame anything but bad luck (or your own genes, oopsie, I said it out loud). But the rest of us have to make data-based decisions, and that can't include tossing massive studies because you don't like what they found.

@JenkinsBrevard You clearly don't watch

Society still clings to outdated views that men’s sports are more exciting, aggressive, or entertaining. That’s not fact, it’s bias. It’s reinforced every time people dismiss the WNBA without watching a game.

And here it is folks. The “protect women’s sports” crowd mocks women athletes who ask to be paid what they’re worth. Guess it wasn’t about “fairness.” It’s about keeping women in their place.