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@GlenBarche 😂

@eng_lui_tme Haa end yacho mukuiziva henyu

She missed it. How can I explain now ? 😭

@richsibling @panashedave University dzipi idzi😂

@panashedave You can’t pretend to be a student at my uni because you need to scan your id to enter the front building and to access 90% of the doors lol.

In Zimbabwe is it possible (like in Western Romcom films) that you can pretend to be a student at any Uni, attending all lectures and even participating in class?😂😂😂

@yashtalksfooty This is basically what he does here What i want to see is his ball striking and type of shots at leverkusen I want to check something

Florian wirtz man. Slot what have you done

@_mosimi_ Surely you're laughing at thaat mid yourself

@venom1s Women are trash My girlfriend did the same like 3 months ago 😂you can only grow from it i guess

Ines Garcia left her boyfriend of 5 years when footballer Lamine Yamal texted her on Instagram. He flew her out. Her boyfriend is handsome, treated her right, loved her. But she still left him for a guy she has no future with. Modern women only want money, they don't deserve anything.

@KM_243_ You are a loser

@Corballyred @NotoriousLFC Watever reason We needed new legs anyways He was washed

I've long suspected Salah never truly wanted to leave Liverpool and was only pushing for an exit because of Arne Slot. Said it to my brother @NotoriousLFC yesterday. The latest rumours tonight seem to back that up — it would explain the total lack of concrete links to any next club. His statement yesterday (just two hours before the Alonso-to-Chelsea news) also fits: he probably thought Alonso was coming to Anfield in the summer, giving him a possible reason to stay. Once that door closed and Slot’s position looked secure, Salah realised his time was definitely up. What do ye think of my theory 😄

@JatinTweets_ No boys are ever seating like that bro

Girls : we need proper dining table for dinner Meanwhile The Boys :

@chiniggachaxo @The_vibehealer Yesaya baba pa Chaedza

@thekjaey @The_vibehealer Mukugara kwaMzimba here bro 😂🤔

Akuna ma 10 anosvuta

@BossG_Specter Mumakei henyu asi mukomana ane nguva yaakambopisawo Kungoperawo zvako

I don't know what Volts gets credit for tbh. Is it coming from Chitungwiza, getting baptized at 28 years, dating a baddie from UZ or owning a Mark X in great 2026?

@The_vibehealer Apa gangster harirove manj😂 haa yanga iri drama

@The_vibehealer Ah baba😂 ndiri paCut atm ndainakirwa neumwe mwana bvaabvuma kundiratidza paden pake Ndakati takachiller tukutosasa nyaya tese naroomate wacho nema coolayo Vana vakazongobatidza chamba pamsoro Room yakaita kuzara mist vanhu vachichinjana mdzanga😂😂😂

@Watch_LFC My first thought was wirtz

I don’t like that Salah statement. He’s essentially calling out the new signings from last summer. He’s saying that Isak, Wirtz and Frimpong weren’t the right type of player to join LFC. Because there’s no way he can criticise Ekitike’s contributions and Kerkez’s style of football is 100% Heavy Metal intensity.

@Andyc1178 That keeper is buns bro

Wirtz , Frimpong , Kerkez , isak , all been absolute shite this season . And don’t get me started on who Hughes thought could replace Ali . That keeper is a fuckin dope . Absolutely useless

@tareLFC @AnfieldWatch Nah his ASS

@AnfieldWatch The reality is we will never find someone who’s as good as Alisson since he’s one of the best ever. Mamardashvili can absolutely be starting quality. Our team is just so bad that he’s a scapegoat

Is Giorgi Mamardashvili the one to take over from Alisson Becker?

@Red_Analysis12 @LFCLaurie Hes shit His reaction is just too slow

@LFCLaurie He’s good saving shots to be fair to him today none of the goals were his fault

I’m sorry, but I have absolutely no confidence in Mamardashvili being our No. 1 next season.

@Lfc_samie They are washed bro

I genuinely believe Salah and Robertson wouldn’t be thinking about leaving if they knew another manager was coming in. Feels like they’ve accepted the owners are sticking with Arne Slot no matter what, and that has changed everything. You can tell some of these players simply aren’t enjoying their football anymore. Curtis Jones and a few others could easily be next. If next season goes badly too, don’t be surprised if even players like Szoboszlai, Mac Allister and the rest start thinking about leaving.

@InfinityBars99 I first discarded the albums nema comments evanhu But eventually listened to them , they're very good Vanhu munongorwadziwawo nemurume uya henyu asi chokwadi mochiziva😂

Pane GOAT remuZimbabwe rakambobuditsa 2 ma albums pakaita 1 hit song Chiremerera. Regai tione kuti pa3 ma albums aDrake pachabuda mahits mangani😹😹😹

@Brian___Jethro Mm

My biggest fear is my boyfriend being inlove with his ex the same way I am with mine😭

@LegacySiu Pogba

Guess the player Very Hard